Taking a Bath
You're very handsome.
Kinda hot, except for the freakin' hat.
what do you mean nobody takes a bath with their hat on - this dude just did and it was fucking hot!
You make me laugh, you're getting free porn courtesy of generous unknown amateurs, and you feel you have the right to complain and critique... when you post your own videos, maybe, until then shuit the fuck up and be grateful for the free stuff!
save a horse, ride a cowboy!