Baby, maybe you've already seen "Deliberate Accident." That's the private one in which I pleasure myself until I feel my semen flowing just a bit, but I don't go all the way to orgasm. Well, I tried that here and couldn't pull it off. (Ha! Ain't I a riot?) I managed the "accident" part, and physically, I could have stopped there. I did stop for a moment. But I thought of you, watching this, and perhaps being a bit let down by seeing only that little bit of semen. I thought how much happier you'd be if I went all the way, so that you could see a few spurts. Well, it wasn't entirely a conscious decision to press on (Ha! Again, I'm hilarious!), but I was suddenly so turned on by the thought of you watching, seeing those spurts, that I couldn't help myself! I had to go on, all the way, and I came almost immediately after I started rubbing that fresh semen up and down my shaft. Nothing too impressive; it would have been more spurty if I could have held off a while longer, but I just couldn't. Another thing--just so you know that you didn't miss anything--this is the finale to "Deliberate Accident." I never did have an orgasm on Saturday. Sunday morning, I wanted to show you fireworks. I wanted you to see skyrockets, Darling. If I could have gone a bit longer before letting go, the show would have been more impressive, but I couldn't control myself. I had to come right then and there. At least you know now that my control isn't perfect! And sorry about the weird color. I flubbed the white balance again. Just forgot it entirely.