Wetting myself at home, before driving through a drive-thru.
I decided I was going to wet myself, and then drive through a drive through (and get something horrible to eat at the same time). Here is the before. Sadly my phone doesn't have a flash, so I can't prove that I was brazenly sat with wet jeans whilst ordering a McShit, you'll have to trust me. Part 2 to follow, after I get home half hour or so later.