Sabrina The Redneck Sack Sucker
Ah, Sabrina the Redneck Sack Sucker, definitely one of my greatest adventures. I'm visiting my ***** Abe in podunk South Carolina. It's Saturday night and I'm like, "Hey man, what the fuck is there to do in this town?" He drags me to this country western bar where I thought I had landed on another planet. First of all, I can't understand a damn thing these hicks are saying with their thick country accents. Everyone was wearing cowboy boots and big ass belt buckles. I felt like I was at the Grand Ole Opry or some *****. Anyhoo, I start talking ***** to the bartender, Sabrina. Come to find out this ***** of three is working three jobs to pay the rent on her trailer because her ***** ***** ex-husband won't pay ***** support. You knew it was coming...I make her a little proposition that if she'll blow my ***** Abe on camera I'll give her $300 bucks and that'll help with the rent and groceries. So, for $300 this backwoods slut blows my ***** and then he busts a nut all over her face and glasses. Priceless!