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Not Only Is She The Reigning Head Queen of The Universe, She Has A Fabulous Booty, Too. And...

Are You Jacking Off While You Watch This (or playing with your pussy, ladies...maybe. I can...

#1, Helplessness; Always Like To Be At The Controls.. #2, Low Exhibitionist Visibility. #2.5,...

Yanno What's Ironic? As Stimulating As Fat Asses Are To Watch n Touch, I Actually Don't Like Fat...

If You Thought Texting While Driving Was Dangerous😁! Another Archived Laptop Screen-To-Camera...

Sometimes You Just Can't Find The Hole😒. And Oh My What An Amazing Hole It Was. She Was Every...

Wal-Mart Did It Again. They Did It A'fuckngain. Strategic Product-Placing Mofos😠. Went In To...

I Really Gotta Stop Hanging Around Wal-Mart. It Never Fails. I'll Initially Be Going To Buy...

People Tell and Ask Me All The Time, "Purveyor, You So Goddamn Fine. How Do You Do It?" Here's...

Mofos Are Hell Bent On Debating This Issue With Me. So Let Me Settle It: I'm Right and Everybody...

Normally, A Hairy Booty or Uncut Piece Will Cut My Interest In Doing Anything With You On...

My Front Seats Are Legendary. Stories Will Be Told of Them Some Day😉. Monuments Built. Statues...