Illustration of an original poem by Zachar Laskewicz entitled 'Waltzing the Snake of Temptation'. This poem is included below: The despicable act of masturbation is a proverbial waltz with that snake of temptation; Such self-serving sessions are evil transgressions causing nothing but bodily vilification(deserving of self-flagellation). To stop it, thank God for repression; at least, it’s God we can thank for this lesson; After all it was god who spared not the rod when he offered the chance for confession (forgiving us of this ingression). Thanks to this human condition resisting temptation’s become life’s one mission, thus It’s God we should thank everytime we DON'T wank, hy it’s very NOT-doing we’re saved from perdition (for unwanted sperm there’s nocturnal emission). In inventing such a method preventive, who’d have guessed God could be so inventive; For feeding, through kneading those hard snakes in our Eden Offering guilt as the one great incentive! (still, he must’ve been anal-retentive). By Zachàr Laskewicz, 25 August 2006, Sint-Niklaas (Belgium)