Date: 5 years ago
This pussy is Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
I had some Bananas sitting on the kitchen counter, and I thought 'hey! Why not?' It hurt a bit, I don't think bananas are made for virgin pussies. If you can think of any common household items you want to see me shove up my virgin hole, let me know! BTW: I didn't want to waste my condoms on a banana, and I didn't want banana in me... I mean... eww.... so it got saran wrap.