Date: 3 years ago
Pissing through the zipper hole (female)
Practicing a standing piss with my pants up. It all goes well at first, but then the stream goes sideways and ends up hitting my leg. I'm not really into wetting myself, but since some of you are, I decided to just keep going. I'll master this little trick in no time. You know what it's like when you party all night and some of the guys need to take a piss, so they just do it against the nearest wall or tree or whatever. So I'm working on doing the same thing. Watch out! The next time you're taking a piss outside, I might be right next to you to join in. And if you stare, I'll twist around and piss all over you!