Date: 5 years ago
from the Stranger slog: Queer Safari, with 729 votes. The runaway audience favorite of HUMP! 3, Queer Safari featured a huge troupe of actors and the biggest dick in this year's festival. An Aussie heads into Woodland Park, à la Man vs. Wild, with only a picture of his wife, his wits, and his cameraman to protect him. He encounters the Pacific Northwest's largest glory hole, roaming packs of endangered twinks, roaring bears, and dancing fag hags. Queer Safari ends with a Blair Witch parody that, amazingly, wasn't tired thanks to the filmmakers' creativity and their actors' willingness to take risksand, uh, the biggest cock in this year's HUMP!