Glad to see American igenuity at work on this important need!!! best wishes

LOL  guys will stick their dicks in anything to see how it feels!   niiice

How dangerous!! Don't you know the kitchen bench top is no place for a modified power tool? Have you NO respect for your surfaces??? By the way you might want to hook into a little more of that protein powder - lose the flab & you may not have to turn to home made mechanical vag for pleasure.

Pretty dangerous way to get off. When I was in High School I liked using my dad's orbital sander however. It gave me quite the buzz!

Glad to see American igenuity at work on this important need!!! best wishes