Sabrina The Redneck Sack Sucker
Ah, Sabrina the Redneck Sack Sucker, definitely one of my greatest adventures. I'm visiting my ***** Abe in podunk South Carolina. It's Sa*****ay night and I'm like, "Hey man, what the fuck is there to do in this town?" He drags me to this country western bar where I thought I had landed on another planet. First of all, I can't understand a damn thing these hicks are saying with their thick country accents. Everyone was wearing cow***** boots and big ass belt buckles. I felt like I was at the Grand Ole Opry or some *****. Anyhoo, I start talking ***** to the bartender, Sabrina. Come to find out this ***** of three is working three jobs to pay the rent on her trailer because her ***** ***** ex-husband won't pay ***** support. You knew it was coming...I make her a little proposition that if she'll blow my ***** Abe on camera I'll give her $300 bucks and that'll help with the rent and groceries. So, for $300 this backwoods slut blows my ***** and then he busts a nut all over her face and glasses. Priceless!
- 7 years ago
- (108 votes) 96%