twoshades_uk

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Slish Slash Splish Splash

I love to piss my pants because it makes me feel good/complete/horny.

I like to cum in my pants too.


Wetside meets Dryside
I am a gay guy out to close friends and ***** members. I enjoy the outdoors, hiking, running, good music and good food especially Mediterranean. I am looking for guys to wet myself with while out on hikes or in private.


My Two Pence on Camming
I did this one to one with guys too distant to meet personally but it offered no substitute for a real encounter. If anything it just fueled frustration and so offered no real benefits. I am flattered by the invites but it is not for me.

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Thanks for reading this far.

Turn Ons

Strength, dependability, loyalty, frot, slippy slimy precum. Pisspants, deliberate, not accidental or due to incapacity. Romance

Gear I Like:
Clothes that show off strong hairy t*****s especially old school short shorts coupled with sleeveless shirts show me those hairy arms and shoulders. Tight jeans that show the package. Business suits,sneakers,shiney boots,white socks and ball caps.

Turn Offs

Degradation and *****. Sounding, saline and anything else involving medical equipment/supplies/procedures. Unwashed bo*****s and bad personal hygiene. Immaturity.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Some college
Marital Status:
Attached
Kids:
None
Relocate:
Anywhere
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English
Social Orientation:
Liberal
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
No way

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Oooh he is good, at everything, not looking to supplement him with anyone else just sharing my pissy pants vids for the fun of it, and as payback for you sharing yours and getting me so horny. Hit me up for a chat though, it is always nice.
Looking for:
Male

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Legs
Body Type:
Average
Height:
5 ft 9 in (175.26 cm)
Weight:
180-189lbs (81.65 kg)
Eyecolor:
Blue
Hair Color:
Light Brown
Hair Length:
Receeding
Facial Hair:
Beard
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Bikini line,
Buns,
Chest,
Pits,
Tummy,
Legs,
Everywhere
Body Decorations:
None
Glasses or Contacts:
Either
Disabilities:
Asthma
Allergies:
Animals
Sexual Diseases:
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Books/Reading,
Camping/Outdoors,
Computer Games,
Cooking,
Gardening/Landscaping,
Healthy living,
Movies (watching)
Entertainment:
Computer games,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
T.V./Videos/DVDs
Television Shows:
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Porn,
Science Fiction
Music Styles:
Blues,
R&B/Soul,
Rock 'n Roll
Favorite Books:
Sci-Fi,
Science/Technology
Sports Orientation:
Not Interested
Exercise:
Exercise regularly

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Self-Employed
Work:
Full Time
Living Arrangement:
Live alone
Food:
French,
Greek,
Italian,
Seafood

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Sexually Daring:
I'm curious
Sexual Activities:
Giving Oral Sex,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Phone Sex,
Piss Play
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Evenings
Sex, How often?:
A few times a month
Most Erogenous zones?:
Inner thigh
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Inner thigh
Dirty talk during sex?:
Sometimes I really get into it
Locations:
A dark back alley,
In the nature,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
An airplane,
My bed,
The beach,
Under a waterfall
Making home videos/pics:
Have a growing collection
Nightlife:
Fetish parties

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Willing to experiment
Food for play:
Food is for eating!
Bondage Gear:
Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?:
Fetish,
Gay
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?:
Once or twice a week

Movies

O Brother Where Art Thou
L4yer Cake
Anything by Tarentino, Richie or the Coen Brothers.
Midnight Express
In The Name Of The Father
American Beauty
Crash (both of them!)
Personal Services
Beautiful Thing
Underworld
Being Human (BBC TV).

Hobbies

What? Oh clean ones, right!

Woodwork.

Camping and hiking.

Running. It keeps me fit amid my mid life crisis and offers a cheaper subsitite compared to buying a Harley. Plus I get to wear the shorts/sleeveless top combo and sweat so all round not much to complain about. It also helps to keep my weight down while I stuff my face with pizza.

Sitting in a deck chair under a warm sun with a glass of something cool and a good book (or Amazon Kindle) nearby.

I am becoming an ageing hippy, and laying out on the grass staring up at the stars or clouds is a good way to spend a while.

Books

Chris McDougall: Born To Run (a drop ***** life-changing read).
HG Wells: War of the Worlds (love Jeff Wayne"s musical re-telling as well).
John Wyndham: The Kraken Wakes (War of the Worlds on happy pills).
Bill Weintraub"s prose regarding the anal sex part of the homosexual lifestyle (or in summary anything you wanted to know about FROT, but were in too much ***** to ask)

Music

Most Motown and 60s/70s Northern Soul
Kirsty MacColl (Telented angel voiced singer/songwriter sadly lost too soon. No one comes close)

Favorite sexual fantasy

Too *****y many to commit to words, here"s a selection:

1. Pissing ourselves together then getting down to some heartwarming *****ly FROT.

2. Pissing myself followed by you pissing all over me so that my jeans are soaked in my piss and my shirt is soaked in yours. Then we wait and swap roles. Wait a bit longer and swap clothes. Get down to some FROT and start the whole cycle again.

3. Standing in front of a urinal in a public bathroom and just letting it go into my pants and walking out as if nothing had happened.

4. Pretty much any wet or dry games wearing short shorts.

Comments (45)

roland1991

1 month ago roland1991

Damn, I miss YOUR vids.

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Disabled Account

1 year ago Disabled Account

you are one helluva hot surf stopper,mate!

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rodger60

2 years ago rodger60

Horny piss fucker...

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bernyms

2 years ago bernyms

so wet so hot!

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Raidermasterman80

2 years ago Raidermasterman80

Thank you for accepting! You have great wetting videos and photos and would love to see more in the future!

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