studdio

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Strange Jerk in a Strange Hand

Disclaimer: If Mary Poppins got knocked up during an impromptu lunchtime dark rite in the men's room at Lowe's by The Horned God in the earthly disguise of Mike Brady, and their spawn was switched with the baby of perfectly nice Christian people who thought they'd get grand*****ren(1) someday, that practically-perfect-except-for-the-demon-spawn-part changeling would be Studdio.

Studdio's a diabetic coma of sweetness, light and unconditional lurve. He *****s(2) fucking rainbows. He bought into all that kumbaya *****(2) at Summer camp, when he wasn't fantasizing about his counselor's hairy ass bouncing into the Valhalla of the group shower. He tries to show courtesy to the anonymous and unaccountable internet users to whom such a thing would never occur, not out of magnanimity, but because he considers such people to be less fortunate than himself; he is habitually honest, not out of virtue, but because he's *****ed(3) too many brain cells to remember any lies he might make up. He will allow almost anyone to take advantage of him in little ways, not out of generosity, but, rather, to determine who's worthy of his trust.

Studdio's husband likes to call him a "Dirty Whore." It gives him a boner. Studdio likes to call himself a "*****."(4) This gives HIM a boner. To make matters worse, Studdio was accidentally impressed with a perverse Jesus/Hot Pastor fetish around the vacation bible school years, when turning the other cheek also turned out to give him a boner. It's all about the boner. You either get it or you don't.

Studdio is genuinely bewildered by how easy it is to offend people with amateur porn, as if they came expecting Oprah's book club. He is sorry if he offends you, (although what he regrets is not so much your offended state as the fact that anyone with the hypocrisy to act offended about anything they see on an amateur porn site isn't seeking therapy rather than posting flames directed at someone as nice as Studdio,) unless, of course, he was actually going for that; chances are he wasn't, though, and sometimes he's just a fucking moron. Hope at least one of us is smart enough to know which of these is true in your case.

Addendum: Studdio finds it increasingly amusing how X-Tube selectively censors content, especially words, that it considers, one assumes, to be offensive. These seem to fall into the following categories, footnoted to their respective examples, above:
1: words representing anyone who might be under 18
2: solid bodily secretions
3: termination of life
4: politically incorrect pejoratives
Studdio just loves irony. :) Here you have a site that facilitates the publication of content that, by most community's standards, would be considered the epitome of offensiveness, yet they still consider it necessary to protect us, its users, from using or reading words that can be heard on network television.

About myself

Marital Status:
Married
Faith:
Other

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
My ideal partner for life is the one I have. My ideal partner for fun is the next one.
Looking for:
Male,
Bi-Couple,
Gay-Couple,
TS/TG/TV,
Group

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Cars
Entertainment:
Theater/Arts

Hobbies

Masturbation
Sex with Others
Exhibitionism
Leading my Flocks to Enlightenment (see previous.)

Books

Stranger in a Strange Land / Robert Heinlein
The Prophet/Kahlil Gibran
The Erotic Traveler / Sir Richard Burton
On the Road / Bob Kerouac
A Hundred Years of Solitude / Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Music

Kraftwerk
Retro Latin
Showtunes
Dead Divas

Activities (58)

Preview from VIDEO

Sacrificing the Unborn to Boazius

Boazius (search his vids here on x-tube,) is a superhuman sex machine whose stamina leaves even...

Length:
8:56
Viewed:
2564
Rating:
97%
Comments:
3

studdio has uploaded a new Video

1 month ago studdio
Preview from VIDEO

Edge and Cum

Edge. Twitch, groan. Fap. Stretch. Groan. Fapfapfapfap. Stoopid O-face. Groan, goon,...

Length:
3:37
Viewed:
3618
Rating:
100%
Comments:
4

studdio has uploaded a new Video

1 month ago studdio
Preview from VIDEO

New Orleans Stairwell

Studdio pulls his dick out on the stairs and starts to smack it around. The fap-fap noises echo...

Length:
5:49
Viewed:
3289
Rating:
96%
Comments:
3

studdio has uploaded a new Video

1 month ago studdio
Preview from VIDEO

Sucking Dick and Ass

I never seem to get tired of doing this.

Length:
1:14:50
Viewed:
17237
Rating:
93%
Comments:
9

studdio has uploaded a new Video

2 months ago studdio
Preview from VIDEO

Putting Out for Billy Showoff

Playing on cam with Billy in my hotel room and in the stairwell; he makes me cum again.

Length:
17:52
Viewed:
3014
Rating:
94%
Comments:
2

studdio has uploaded a new Video

2 months ago studdio
Preview from VIDEO

Service Call from the Cable Man

No, not the guy sucking my dick, the guy on the phone. But still.

Length:
7:56
Viewed:
11622
Rating:
78%
Comments:
6

studdio has uploaded a new Video

3 months ago studdio

Comments (57)

stevexxx2

1 month ago stevexxx2

fuck love watchin you jerk makes me hard all the time

studdio 1 month ago

If there is one reaction I hope to get, it's that. Thank you.

(1 votes) 100%

rbrt_edge

2 months ago rbrt_edge

It's great of you to reply to all comments!!! ever on skype?

studdio 2 months ago

Thanks. I figure if people make the effort to comment I can make the effort to respond. I skype on occasion, but I prefer cam4; poor studdio got banned from cam4, so now you can find me at: cam4.com/acubanswhore
You can also find me on studdiostuff.tumblr.com

(1 votes) 100%

nakedservant

2 months ago nakedservant

thanks for adding me!  great profile, pics and vids!!!

studdio 2 months ago

My pleasure, thanks for your support!

(1 votes) 100%

onesickpup

2 months ago onesickpup

First and foremost, your profile comments make me very intrigued; luv the outlook you have!  Of course you are a handsome, fuckin' HOT man that has a cock and balls to ***** for, but wish I could get to know you...you sound all-around amazing!

studdio 2 months ago

Thank you! Very flattering, which Studdio eats up. I lived in Whorelando, but I'm in Mexico City at the *****ent. Either of those close to home for you?

(1 votes) 100%

dressmandeluxe

2 months ago dressmandeluxe

Fucking hot !

studdio 2 months ago

Thank you !

(1 votes) 100%
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