smldkphatass

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Male, User (165 votes) 99%

Fat dude with a small pecker

Late-40's single male. As my user ID implies, I'm a fat guy with a smaller than average penis. I can't say I'm happy about that, but neither am I ashamed. It is what it is. On the plus side, I do have a lesbian-certified tongue (been told that I "eat pussy like a bitch", which is a Good Thing).

A few years ago I worked up the courage to post a few naked pictures on an amateur porn site. I got some positive feedback, which encouraged me to post more pictures, and then video. An exhibitionist fiend was born! I discovered that I really enjoyed exposing myself on the Internet, and have been doing it ever since.

IF YOU LIKE MY PICS OR VIDEOS, PLEASE RATE THEM! VIEWS ARE GOOD, RATINGS ARE GREAT, COMMENTS ARE EXCELLENT.

*** Sexual orientation ***

I'm straight.

Being bi would double my chances of getting a date, but I'm just not feeling it. I sometimes like watching other fat and/or small dick guys, so I can't claim 100% hetero purity, but the key word is watching. I'm not interested in doing anything. When it comes to doing, my desires only run towards women.

My orientation determines who I want to fuck, not who my friends are. I get along with everybody.

I'm flattered that anybody is getting off on my body. All positive messages, comments, and even dirty thoughts are welcome. I just want to "keep it real" with my gay/bi friends and avoid any hürt feelings. Sexual energy directed my way is certainly appreciated, but can't be reciprocated.

*** Other sites ***

I also have profiles on Tumblr, xHamster, and ImageFap. I can't post links here, but I have the same "smldkphatass" user ID on all of them, so you should be able to find me.

*** Just Say No ***

There are some things I'm just not interested in. Please don't ask.

Meet ups - I keep my "real life" and my "online life" completely separate.
C2C, Skype, etc. - I edit everything I upload so my face isn't visible. Too much risk with live cam.
Chat, IM, etc. - I'm really just here for the porn!
Tribute videos - Sorry, just not my thing.

*** Friend requests ***

In general, the "No Content = No Add" rule applies.

Turn Ons

Love seeing pics/video of fat people enjoying themselves. The media constantly tells us that we should be ashamed of our bodıes. They want us to stay hidden and out of public view. Fuck that!

I'm an unabashed vagaholic. I love eating pussy! I've never met a pussy I didn't like, but a nice bush, large labia and/or big clit really gets me going.

I admire feminine beauty in all shapes, sizes, ages, and races, but I have a particular attraction to BBW women in their 30's and 40's.

Interested in spanking, both giving and receiving (but more on the receiving side).

Turn Offs

Scat.
Blood (especially my own!).
Small Penis Humiliation (SPH).
Anal sex, or any other kind of anal play.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Some college
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
Not that I know of
Relocate:
No!
Time spent online?:
I never log off
Languages:
English
Humor:
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
Probably not

About my Partner

Looking for:
Female
Age of partner from:
35
Age of partner to:
55
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy,
Average,
Trimmed to be neat
Tobacco Preference:
I dont want my partner to smoke

Physical Profile

Body Type:
Large
Height:
5 ft 10 in (177.8 cm)
Weight:
> 300lbs (136.08 kg)
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved; Normal
Body Decorations:
None

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Music Styles:
Blues,
Classic Rock,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Rock 'n Roll
Exercise:
Walking to the car is enough for me

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Clit stimulators,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play:
Ice
Bondage Gear:
Paddles

Activities (105)

Preview from VIDEO

Lube, Jerk, and Cum

Lube It Up and Jerk It Off! This is from the end of a longer play session. I was definitely...

Length:
1:52
Viewed:
3315
Rating:
97%
Comments:
4

smldkphatass has uploaded a new Video

6 months ago smldkphatass
Preview from VIDEO

Up Close and Personal

No real masturbation - just some great close up views of me playing around with my schmuck. FOR...

Length:
4:41
Viewed:
3469
Rating:
100%
Comments:
1

smldkphatass has uploaded a new Video

6 months ago smldkphatass
Preview from VIDEO

Small dick discipline

Back when I was in school, if you didn’t pay attention in class, the teacher would whack your...

Length:
2:09
Viewed:
2706
Rating:
100%
Comments:
1

smldkphatass has uploaded a new Video

7 months ago smldkphatass
Preview from VIDEO

Alien Jerk Off?

This video could be an alien masturbating, or it could just be me with a corrupted video file....

Length:
1:32
Viewed:
2216
Rating:
91%
Comments:
4

smldkphatass has uploaded a new Video

8 months ago smldkphatass
Preview from VIDEO

Wanking in the Bathroom

Some dick play and some serious wanking. Slow motion cum shot starts at 03:45.

Length:
4:38
Viewed:
3589
Rating:
98%
Comments:
10

smldkphatass has uploaded a new Video

8 months ago smldkphatass
Preview from VIDEO

Small dick peeing 22

Three pee clips in one video! #1 is side view of peeing in the shower. #2 and #3 have me...

Length:
3:28
Viewed:
3136
Rating:
100%
Comments:
9

smldkphatass has uploaded a new Video

8 months ago smldkphatass

Comments (102)

Renee-in-PA

6 days ago Renee-in-PA

Huge giant cum filled balls....!!!!

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superffx

3 months ago superffx

i love to see your vids showing your hole, its are amazing and it is in my favorites

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charmed879

3 months ago charmed879

nice job!!! i like your dick and i really like watching you masterbate! i get very aroused watching you cum! keep up the good work!!! my dick is hard, i'm breathing hard and now it's my turn to cum ... thanks dp

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toniomanel

7 months ago toniomanel

Thanks for adding me as a friend. I find you beyond, far beyond from sexy. Thanks for showing your wonderful cock. I am now addict to your stud cream and your stud feet. You are handsome, your body is a sanctuary to me. You are the only one who makes me regretting I am not a woman.

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bmeathome

10 months ago bmeathome

Great videos and super sexy body. 

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