rbarry

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Male, User (860 votes) 99%

Alive and Sexy, Thank You

I SAW, I CONQUERED, I CAME... OOOH! SO, SHOULDN"T I CLEAN IT UP?

OH YEAH, OOPS! MY BAD... SORRY, DUH... I GUESS I DID IT OUT OF SEQUENCE AGAIN, HUH?

MAY I REQUEST A DO-OVER? YOU KNOW, RICK PERRY GETS LOTS OF DO-OVERS...

Turn Ons

FIT, HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT, CHARISMATIC, WITTY, ADVENTUROUS, FUN... OOPS, THOSE ARE MY TURN-OFFS. ;-)

Turn Offs

PEOPLE WHO BUILD PERSONAL PROFILES ON X-TUBE.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Haven't graduated high school
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
Not that I know of
Relocate:
Anywhere
Time spent online?:
I never log off
Languages:
English
Social Orientation:
Non-conformist
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm smoke several packs a day
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm constantly drunk
Kids, How many?:
More than 3
Want kids?:
No way

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
SEXY, SMART, HOMICIDAL, DEVIANT, PRISON ESCAPEE, WANTED NARCOTERRORIST, NEEDY, LIKES TO HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC (MY HANDS, NOT THOSE OF HIS VICTIMS). haha, not fantasies, just silliness... ;-P
Looking for:
Male,
Gay-Couple,
Group
Age of partner from:
86.5 YRS
Age of partner to:
109.0 YRS (NO OLDER)
For Activities:
Group sex(3 or more),
Bondage & Discipline,
Cross-Dressing,
Sadism & Masochism,
Other "Alternative" Activities
Appearance:
Matters the most
Partners genitals should be:
Completely shaved
Does size matter?:
Size is all I care about!
Tobacco Preference:
I want my partner to smoke heavily
Alcohol Preference:
I want my partner to drink heavily

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
I like all my bodyparts!
Body Type:
Body builder
Height:
6 ft 0 in (182.88 cm)
Weight:
180-189lbs (81.65 kg)
Eyecolor:
Blue
Hair Color:
Light Brown
Hair Length:
Short
Facial Hair:
Smooth,
Sideburns,
Moustache,
Goatee,
Beard,
Other
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved; Normal
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Bikini line,
Buns,
Chest,
Treasure trail,
Pits,
Tummy,
Legs,
Everywhere
Body Decorations:
Earrings,
Nose Rings,
Body Piercings,
Cock Piercings,
Tounge Piercing,
Tattoos,
Other,
None
Glasses or Contacts:
None
Disabilities:
Amputee,
Arthritis,
Asthma,
Blindness,
Cancer,
Carpal tunnel syndrome,
Cerebral Palsy,
Chronic pain,
Deafness,
Diabetes,
Emotional problems,
Epilepsy,
Lupus,
Multiple sclerosis,
Muscular dystrophy,
Paralysis,
Severe allergies,
Wheelchair confinment
Allergies:
Animals,
Foods,
Latex,
Leather,
Lubricants,
Perfume/Cologne,
Pollen,
Smoke,
Spermicides,
Nothing at all!,
Other
Sexual Diseases:
Not tested,
HSV Type I (Oral Herpes),
HSV Type II (Genital Herpes),
HIV/AIDS positive,
Hepatitis A/B positive,
Hepatitis C positive,
Genital warts

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Alumni connections,
Antiques/Collectibles,
Collecting,
Movies (making),
Politics
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Gambling,
Wine tasting
Television Shows:
Anime
Movie Categories:
Adventure,
Animation,
Family,
Documentary,
Drama,
Independent,
Porn,
Romance
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Dance & DJ,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Indie,
Industrial,
International,
New Age,
Pop/Top 40,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll
Favorite Books:
Erotica
Sports Orientation:
Watch and Participate
Exercise:
Walking to the car is enough for me

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Legal
Work:
Full Time
Income:
$150,001+
Living Arrangement:
Live with pets
Food:
Mongolian,
Pizza

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Sexually Daring:
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Sexual Activities:
Age Play,
Breast/Nipple Clamps,
Crossdressing,
Food Play,
Glory Holes,
Humiliation,
Massage,
Naturism/Nudism,
Phone Sex,
Rubber/PVC/Latex,
Sadomasochism,
Threesomes
Sex, When?:
Noon
Sex, How often?:
Not a big part
Most Erogenous zones?:
Breasts
Practice Safe Sex:
No
Role-playing fantasies:
Breasts
Dirty talk during sex?:
Is a must during sex!
Locations:
A dark back alley,
An airplane,
My yard,
The beach
Making home videos/pics:
I AM a pornstar!
Nightlife:
Fetish parties,
Swinging,
Dungeon clubs,
Raves

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
A must
Toys Which?:
Anal/Climax beads,
Ben Wa balls,
Butt plugs/probes,
Clit stimulators,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Penis extensions,
Strap-ons,
Swings,
Vaginas,
Vibrating eggs/bullets,
I dont use toys
Food for play:
Apple pie,
Bananas,
Carrots,
Cherries,
Chocolate sauce,
Cucumbers,
Frosting,
Grapes,
Ice,
Ice cream,
Jello,
Peanut butter,
Popsicles,
Pudding,
Strawberries,
Whipped cream,
Food is for eating!
Bondage Gear:
Ass slappers,
Blindfolds,
Cat tails,
Chastity devices,
Cock and Ball Toys,
Collar and leash,
Gags,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Harnesses,
Masks,
Medical gear,
Nipple clamps,
Paddles,
Penis/Scrotum clamps,
Silk scarves,
Whips,
Got it all,
and more!,
Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
BBW,
Bondage,
Busty women,
Cumshots,
Interracial,
Fetish,
Gay,
Gonzo,
Hard,
Mature,
Lesbian,
Rimming,
Teen (18+),
Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
Wish my partner would watch with me,
With a partner,
With someone else,
Not into porn movies
Porn Movies, How often?:
All the time!

Movies

Brokeback Mountain--only I"ve heard it"s fixed... Fixedback Mountain.

Hobbies

Masturbation; catch breath; repeat.

Books

Illiterate, because my destitute ***** gave me up for *****ion to ensure that I"d be raised with everything I needed to blossom. However, the ***** of Nell *****ed me, and she was schizoaffective and delusional. In fact, she raised Nell and me in an isolated cabin without any outside social interaction or education.

And my real ***** today--well, she quickly pulled herself out of destitution and got an education. She"s a Yale professor today of Neuronscience. And I"m fucking illiterate...

;-)

Music

Gregorian chants only... and I wear only monk robes, too.

;-]

Favorite sexual fantasy

Locked in the same vault in which I keep my genetic clones chained and tethered to walls.

,,,, haha, all silly nontruths... ;-)

Activities (1)

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1 month ago sleazymichael

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