pissnsweat

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BETTER TO BE PISSED ON THAN PISSED OFF!

Decent hardworking guy with an excellent sense of humour. Clean-cut looks hide the ***** beneath. Horny, versatile oral bottom, sweat-*****. I zone out sucking cock and eating ass, totally get into the cock worship scene.

I am not into being "the side piece" for a married man, but not above fooling around with one.

Turn Ons

I think the name says it all, but love to bury my nose in sweaty pits and bush. Eating ass and of course, taking your used beer!!! Poppers, edging, teasing, public or private play. Love hairy beer bellies, and musky bush and ass. I have a weakness for sucking cock while a guy is sitting on the toilet, but am not into *****.
There isn't much I won't do, or try. There isn't much that I haven't done or tried, so the turn off section is pretty small.
Your colour, and your size (body and cock) don't matter that much, but your attitude and uninhibited enjoyment do. Be yourself, and enjoy total oral (maybe anal) worship.
Oh. Jockstraps. Thongs. Boxers. Long-johns. Briefs. Speedos. Jeans. Whole. Ripped. Dry or Wet. (You get the picture.)

Turn Offs

Cologne wearing *****kies, shaved or man-scaped dick, inhibited guys, *****, *****, sounding. The usual blah-blah.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Associate's degree (2 years college)
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Social Orientation:
Very Liberal
Humor:
Clever,
Dry/Sarcastic
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a light social smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I rarely drink

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
I have been lucky enough to have loved and been loved. Do I want to have another? I really don't know, but am not closed off to the idea. If it happens, then it happens.
Looking for:
Male,
Group
Age of partner from:
45
Age of partner to:
60
For Activities:
1-on-1 sex,
Exhibitionism & Voyeurism,
Sadism & Masochism,
Miscellaneous Fetishes
Appearance:
Doesn't matter
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy,
Average
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters
Tobacco Preference:
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly,
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
I like all my bodyparts!
Body Type:
Average
Height:
5 ft 10 in (177.8 cm)
Weight:
160-169lbs (72.57 kg)
Eyecolor:
Hazel
Hair Color:
Grey/Silver
Hair Length:
Short
Facial Hair:
Smooth,
Beard
Body Hair:
Smooth
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved; Normal
Hairy Bodyzones:
Buns,
Treasure trail,
Pits,
Tummy,
Legs
Body Decorations:
Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts:
Glasses
Allergies:
Perfume/Cologne
Sexual Diseases:
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly,
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Books/Reading,
Playing cards

Work & Living Environment

Work:
Full Time
Living Arrangement:
Live alone
Food:
American,
Cajun,
Chinese,
French,
Greek,
Japanese,
Indian,
Italian,
Mexican,
Seafood,
Thai,
Vietnameese

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Butt Play,
Exhibitionism,
Glory Holes,
Group Sex,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Making Movies,
Mutual Masturbation,
Naturism/Nudism,
Piss Play,
Public sex,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Threesomes
Sex, How often?:
At least once a week
Most Erogenous zones?:
Butt,
Nipples
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Butt,
Nipples
Dirty talk during sex?:
Sometimes I really get into it
Locations:
A dark back alley,
A movie theatre,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A rollercoaster,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
An airplane,
My bed,
My yard,
The beach
Making home videos/pics:
Haven't found a parter do it with yet
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Night clubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Willing to experiment
Toys Which?:
Butt plugs/probes,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators
Bondage Gear:
Blindfolds
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Interracial,
Fetish,
Hard,
Mature,
Rimming
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner,
With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?:
All the time!

Movies

The Classics. Humour. Bit of a sap with romance movies, although I try to hide that part.

Hobbies

Walking the *****, reading, refinishing furniture, baking and cooking.
Oh yeah, and Porn. Lots of Porn.

Books

I am a voracious reader.

Music

Classic Jazz, Country and Rock.

Activities (6)

Comments (81)

soonerscgd

3 months ago soonerscgd

Thanks for your contact, photos, page and profile.   Hello from Arizona

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soonerscgd

3 months ago soonerscgd

Thanks for your contact and page.  Hello from Arizona

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Princewand

9 months ago Princewand

I'd like to lick your jockstrap and to share your hot piss !

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irregularis

1 year ago irregularis

thanks for adding me, horny pisser!

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glandhead

1 year ago glandhead

Thanks for the add on !

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