The Cutest Little Kittens Have The Sharpest Claws.
1) I"M THE GUY YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT! Quiet, polite, & clean-cut outside...Unruly, predatory, & social deviant inside.
2) I"m a student at Columbia University, cute, & totally a Butler Lib. bookworm (who "happens" to have his fly open a little too often ;))
***HERE"s HOW IT"S GOIN" DOWN***
3) I scope out Butler library for hotties to sit by to "study," &, depending on my mood, I"ll fondle my cock from the outside of my jeans, or by slipping my hand inside the waist band. Then I sit back to show off the hard-on in my jeans. If he pretends not to notice, I will stand up and stretch, thrusting my crotch forward in the direction of his face. If I"m wearing shorts, I slip my dick out the inside of my leg, then tug & play w/my foreskin & edge, resulting in streams of precum on the chairs & floor. Watch out *****s! YOU MIGHT BE NEXT!!!
4) Any guy who stands within 1 foot of my crotch in a subway (a) gives me an instant hard-on, and (b) makes me to rub it on his closest body part- hand, butt, leg, head, whatever. When a guy bends over, well, then he"s just begging for it. If he gives me a weird look, I pretend I don"t see him, & I won"t move til one of us "gets off." ;) NOW! If I see someone I "need" to touch, I"ll go to great lengths to get so close to the individual that I will "inevitably" be made to graze, or touch some of him.
5) Any confrontation will be met by an brief, persuasive apology. I am, first and foremost, a gentleman afterall!!!