Male, User (13 votes) 95%

House plant looking for couch potato.

Heavier than I look (my ***** holds it well); hairy; clean; loner.  Though I can be the life of the party I prefer being alone or with that special someone watching television in the nude on the couch just petting or holding.  I'm very oral and like guys that are oral too.  Sex:  At it's worst is about four hours.  At it's best ... who knows?  Just because you shot your load doesn't mean it's over.  Some of the most intense cock sucking is AFTER the fireworks.

Turn Ons

Men who don't have to be assholes to know they're men.  Men that like being men and not women.  NOTHING about a woman is sexy!  I like a man that appears the quiet type to most people but when one on one ... passionate, tender, long-lasting lover!!!  Dark hair always gets my attention but isn't everything.  I LOVE the male body in it's natural state.  Give me a nice mechanic; *****er; *****er; blue collar guy any day.

Turn Offs

Hardware!  Can't stand these beautiful bo*****s being gauged!  Tatoos use to be hard to find exciting when they were becoming popular in the 80s but now in light of these body gaugings the tatoos aren't so bad.  The only enhancement the male body needs is good hard work. Twinks; assholes; *****; disgusting sex; *****.

About myself

Some college
Marital Status:
Within the city
Time spent online?:
An hour or so a day
Social Orientation:
Campy (Cheesy),
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
No way

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Taller than myself, if only slightly. Dark body hair and some muslces. Average to a bit larger in body size and elsewhere would be nice. My "ideal" partner (don't worry, I'm realistic and know Prince Charming isn't out there) has body hair (hair on top doesn't matter); is clean most of the time (the shower can wait a while on your days off) but rank doesn't cut it; takes responsibility for himself in life (not looking for someone to take care of OR take care of me); likes company but doesn't go looking for nightly love because he can't be alone; doesn't have to prove he's a man through asshole actions; is pretty much a home body but likes to do light work around the house. Holding is essential during the night. I like waking up in during the night to find myself either spooning my man or being spooned by my man. Sex isn't the forefront but it doesn't end after ejaculation.
Looking for:
For Activities:
1-on-1 sex,
Discreet Relationship
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be:
Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?:
Average is all I need!
Tobacco Preference:
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly

Physical Profile

Body Type:
Full figured

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Sexually Daring:
I'm curious
Sexual Activities:
Giving Oral Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex
Sex, When?:
Late Night,
Sex, How often?:
At least once a week
Most Erogenous zones?:
Practice Safe Sex:
Anal Only
Role-playing fantasies:
Dirty talk during sex?:
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
My bed
Making home videos/pics:
I want no part of


Almost a little of everything:  fantasy; sci-fi; horror; classic Disney.  I'm getting tired of the movies that attempt to show how the assholes of this world should be pittied and not jailed.  It all comes down to choice.  Good old male porn before condoms, body waxing and steroids.


Playing with myself while watching television.


The Bible; Edgar Cayce; Harry Potter; a few series written by David Eddings; one series written by Mercedes Lackey; "Tragedy and Hope: A History of our modern day" written by prof. Carol Quigly; the writings by our founder *****; the Constitution of the United States of America; etc.


Classic and 80s Country/Western; new age; New Wave; early 80s top 40; Eurythmics; Go Gos; some classical; etc.

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3 years ago teeman50

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