metachimp

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Male, User (8 votes) 90%

The Happiest Sadist

I am in a happy LTR, but I get to have a little fun around the edges. Talk to me about what that means. I will say that it"s gonna be kinky.I like to joke around and have fun, and mainly I"m just here to perv... But who knows?

Turn Ons


big*****s
bondage
spanking
hairy pussies
moaning
seeing women come
homemade porn
riding crops
hair pulling
tattoos
panties that are soaked
women of a certain age
*****ance play
electricity
***** collars
keeping young fat *****s in cages
hairy armpits

Turn Offs


Fake boobs
fake tans

pierced genitals
skinny *****s
porn star wanna-bes
strippers
*****daggers

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Marital Status:
Married
Kids:
None
Relocate:
No!
Faith:
Atheist
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I rarely drink
Want kids?:
Probably not

About my Partner

Looking for:
Female,
Bi-Couple

Physical Profile

Body Type:
Athletic

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Straight

Music

Pulp, The Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Joy Division, The Hidden Cameras, Stellastarr*, New Order, The Wedding Present

Activities (11)

Preview from VIDEO

Watch me come...

One morning last week...

Length:
1:27
Viewed:
1222
Rating:
100%

metachimp has uploaded a new Video

7 years ago metachimp
Preview from VIDEO

Feels so good

I love this

Length:
0:34
Viewed:
3491
Rating:
80%

metachimp has uploaded a new Video

7 years ago metachimp

Comments (31)

ravens284

5 days ago ravens284

thanks for the favorite. xo

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seohcuple

3 years ago seohcuple

checkout my wife 's new video's buddy im gonna uplad more tonight thx.

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k0knft

6 years ago k0knft

your ass video is hot!

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Disabled Account

7 years ago Disabled Account

Thanks for the request sweetie!

Stay in touch Kiss

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Disabled Account

7 years ago Disabled Account

Haha, is that a pokemon for your picture? that is soooo silly.. :)

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