lordyellowdog

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yes, i have made most of my fantasies realities. REALLY. lol.

if you look through my photos you will see what i mean. i dont have a "type" of woman i like. the world was blessed with soooooo many kinds, shapes and talented women that it would be a sin to limit oneself. sex should be FUN or intense or sensual or dirty or all of the above. and an ftm friend advised me im bi cause i like ftms so i guess im bi. lol.

Turn Ons

intelligence, fantasies and making them reality for myself and others. watching, feeling and making women cum. giving/ recieving oral,anal. soft and long deep kissing. role play, cos play, furries, ftm"s, watching or being watched. i will always be curious and turned on by the unique and unusual. (look what i do for a living. lol). sensual and sexual people. people who have FUN with their sexuality and sensuality. the list just keeps going but it all really ties into whom ever blesses me with their company and bo*****s getting off. dont forget, GETTING there is supposed to be half if not mostof the fun. lol. and finally making love if the person is into that. (one doesnt have to be in a "relationship" with someone to make LOVE to them)

Turn Offs

ignorance, intolerance, close mindedness, filthy houses (really. lol.), bad hygine (not counting things like the clean sweat after sex or a good hike to a place in the wild to HAVE good sex. lol), and a few other things...

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
MA/MS/MBA
Marital Status:
Divorced
Kids:
Yes, and they live away from home
Relocate:
No!
Time spent online?:
An hour or so a day
Languages:
English
Faith:
Pagan
Social Orientation:
Liberal
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick,
Anything
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a light social smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Kids, How many?:
1
Want kids?:
Not sure

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
havent found the "IDEAL" partner yet or THEY would be listed. but DAMN! the searching is fun and love MOST that i HAVE found.
Looking for:
Female,
Bi-Couple,
TS/TG/TV,
Group
Age of partner from:
18
Age of partner to:
60
For Activities:
1-on-1 sex,
Group sex(3 or more),
Exhibitionism & Voyeurism,
Miscellaneous Fetishes,
Other "Alternative" Activities
Appearance:
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy,
Average,
Trimmed to be neat,
Completely shaved
Does size matter?:
Size doesn't matter at all
Tobacco Preference:
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Eyes
Body Type:
Average
Height:
6 ft 0 in (182.88 cm)
Weight:
210-219lbs (95.25 kg)
Eyecolor:
Green
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Hair Length:
Shoulder-length
Facial Hair:
Beard,
Other
Body Hair:
Smooth
Pubic Hair:
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Treasure trail,
Pits,
Legs
Body Decorations:
Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts:
None

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Arts/Museums,
Books/Reading,
Camping/Outdoors,
Coffee and conversation,
Cooking,
Fishing/Hunting,
Gardening/Landscaping,
Movies (making),
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Nightclubs/Dancing,
Painting,
Photography,
Television (watching)
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Movies/Film,
Nightclubs/Parties,
Symphony/Opera,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Wine tasting
Television Shows:
Anime,
Arts & Entertainment,
Cartoons,
Documentary/Learning,
Movie Channels,
News,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms,
Stand Up Comedy
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Animation,
Family,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Documentary,
Fantasy,
Film-Noir,
Horror,
Independent,
Mystery,
Porn,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers,
War,
Westerns
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Blues,
Classic Rock,
Classical,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Folk,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Industrial,
Jazz,
Miscellaneous,
New Age,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll,
Soundtracks
Favorite Books:
Biographies,
Erotica,
Fantasy,
History,
Magazines,
Non Fiction,
Sci-Fi,
Science/Technology,
Travel

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Bi-Curious
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Age Play,
Blindfolds,
Butt Play,
Breast/Nipple Clamps,
Dominance/Discipline,
Exhibitionism,
Fisting,
Food Play,
Gangbangs,
Group Sex,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Naturism/Nudism,
Public sex,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing,
Threesomes,
Toys
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Noon,
Late Night,
Weekdays
Sex, How often?:
All the time
Most Erogenous zones?:
Back,
Ears,
Fingers,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples
Practice Safe Sex:
Penetration Only
Role-playing fantasies:
Back,
Ears,
Fingers,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples
Dirty talk during sex?:
Sometimes I really get into it
Locations:
A dark back alley,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
My yard,
The beach,
Under a waterfall
Making home videos/pics:
Haven't found a parter do it with yet
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Night clubs,
Swinging clubs,
Fetish parties,
Swinging,
Dungeon clubs,
Raves,
Strip clubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
A must
Toys Which?:
Anal/Climax beads,
Butt plugs/probes,
Clit stimulators,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Swings,
Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play:
Chocolate sauce,
Cucumbers,
Frosting,
Ice,
Popsicles,
Whipped cream
Bondage Gear:
Blindfolds,
Cat tails,
Collar and leash,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Harnesses,
Masks,
Medical gear,
Paddles
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
BBW,
Bisexual,
Busty women,
Interracial,
Fetish,
Hard,
Mature,
Lesbian
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
Wish my partner would watch with me,
With a partner,
With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?:
Once or twice a week

Movies

sci/fi, historical, fantasy. classic porns that TRIED to have a story and acting. they are hilarious. dramas that fit into the above and of course good come*****s.

Hobbies

making things, any things that catch my curiosity or imagination. thats every thing from period and fantasy costumes, armour, *****s. sets props and movie sets. f/x and furry makeup. custum toys for for the adventurous. making custom b&d s&m equipment and furniture when some one is willing to pay. lol. i *****t, sculpt and hike, camp, sail, fish and hunt. keep up on just about alllll the sciences. nudism and of course good ole" sex and love making when the person is into that.

Books

sci/fi, fantasy, historical, national geographic, scientific america, smithsonian, scientific of ALL fields,

Music

pretty much eclectic, from ancient celtic and classical to alt rock and old school punk. (dk, dri, tsol, fsp, etc., etc.) if you know those bands your on the cool list. lol

Favorite sexual fantasy

wayyy to much typing. lol

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