lolzajokes

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Chub looking for fun.

Just a chub looking for fun with older men covered in hair. Looking for a good time. Email at lolzajokes@hotmail.com if you want sexy email.

Turn Ons

Anything BUT intense *****, *****, piercing, and food (strange right)

Turn Offs

"Look in "Turn Ons""

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Current college student
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Relocate:
Within the state
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Social Orientation:
Moderate
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I don't drink at all
Want kids?:
Someday

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Someone that cares about the other person. Furry, if not fluffy. No muscle heads, abs gross me out unless they are one the right person. Thin is gross to me.
Looking for:
Male
Age of partner from:
35
Age of partner to:
60
For Activities:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies,
1-on-1 sex,
Discreet Relationship,
Bondage & Discipline
Appearance:
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters
Tobacco Preference:
I dont want my partner to smoke
Alcohol Preference:
I dont want my partner to drink

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Eyes
Body Type:
Large
Height:
6 ft 0 in (182.88 cm)
Weight:
280-289lbs (127.01 kg)
Eyecolor:
Green
Hair Color:
Light Brown
Hair Length:
Short
Facial Hair:
Smooth
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved; Normal
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Bikini line,
Buns,
Chest,
Treasure trail,
Tummy,
Legs
Body Decorations:
None
Glasses or Contacts:
Glasses
Disabilities:
Asthma
Allergies:
Other
Sexual Diseases:
Not tested

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Antiques/Collectibles,
Arts/Museums,
Board games,
Books/Reading,
Cars,
Coffee and conversation,
Collecting,
Computer Games,
Computer programming,
Cooking,
Fashion,
Movies (making),
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Photography,
Shopping,
Television (watching),
Travel/Sightseeing
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Computer games,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
T.V./Videos/DVDs
Television Shows:
Anime,
Arts & Entertainment,
Cartoons,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Music Channels,
Movie Channels,
Reality Shows,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms,
Soft Porn,
Stand Up Comedy
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Animation,
Family,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Documentary,
Drama,
Fantasy,
Film-Noir,
Horror,
Independent,
Musicals,
Mystery,
Porn,
Romance,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Classic Rock,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Indie,
Miscellaneous,
New Age,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll
Favorite Books:
Biographies,
Erotica,
Fantasy,
Fiction,
Horror,
Magazines,
Mystery,
Non Fiction,
Romance,
Sci-Fi,
Science/Technology,
Thrillers
Sports Orientation:
Not Interested
Exercise:
Exercise occasionally

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Student
Work:
Part Time
Income:
Less Than $25,000
Living Arrangement:
Live with parents
Food:
American,
Cajun,
Chinese,
Fast food,
Japanese,
Indian,
Italian,
Mexican,
Mongolian,
Pizza,
Seafood,
Thai

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Sexually Daring:
I'm sexually shy
Sexual Activities:
Blindfolds,
Butt Play,
Breast/Nipple Clamps,
Dominance/Discipline,
Glory Holes,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Leather,
Making Movies,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Piss Play,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing,
Rubber/PVC/Latex
Sex, When?:
Weekends,
Evenings
Sex, How often?:
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Dirty talk during sex?:
Haven't tried it I'm willing
Locations:
My bed,
My yard
Making home videos/pics:
I'd consider doing

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Butt plugs/probes,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators
Bondage Gear:
Blindfolds,
Gags,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Harnesses,
Masks,
Medical gear,
Nipple clamps,
Whips
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
Bondage,
Cumshots,
Interracial,
Fetish,
Gay,
Hard,
Mature,
Rimming,
Soft
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?:
Often

Movies

Anything

Hobbies

Video Games, Movies, Masturbation, Coin Collecting

Books

Fantasy, Sci-fi, horror, fanfiction

Music

Rock, Pop, Punk, Alternative

Favorite sexual fantasy

Me to be bonded up and have my partner edge me and milk me like a cow. It sounds strange but I had seen it in a porn once and I found it to be one of the hottest things ever. I would be wrapped in leather or rubber and my partner would be in a leather suit and he would wrap my up in the rubber and the wrap me up in plastic wrap then milk me. He would have me cum in a glass, then he would cum in the glass then I would ***** all of it.

Comments (6)

ToledoThroat

1 year ago ToledoThroat

thank you for the friend request

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TimShields

2 years ago TimShields

Thanks for the add stud bear........Dr. Timothy Nathan Shields

lolzajokes 2 years ago

No problem, you are extremely sexy!!

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PapiFachero

2 years ago PapiFachero

Bate the bone *****!

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Disabled Account

2 years ago Disabled Account

Thanks for the friend request!

lolzajokes 2 years ago

Who wouldn't friend a hottie like yourself?

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lion34

2 years ago lion34

Thanks for the add sexy

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