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Guys Who Stink

I"m totally into guys who stink. I like
deep kissing
face licking
face fucking
spit
sloppy blow jobs
pits,
unshowered guys
piss
cum
facials
raunchy stained gear
and more.

Turn Ons

Looking for hook-ups, friends, a BF, and ultimately LTR.
But life throws a lotta curve balls. Gotta enjoy what you got when you got it.

My turn-ons are
Dirty, stinky guys who aren"t afraid to smell like men.
And a sense of humor won"t ***** ya. Dirty underwear. Ripe pits.
Raunchy underwear.
Funky feet.
Dirty socks.
Stained clothes.
Ripe asscracks. Hairy guys.
Group play. Glory holes. Uncut cocks.
Piss. Dirty cheesy foreskin.
Spit. Facials. Greasy hair. Snot. Loogies. Hawkers.
Dirty, piss and cum-stained beds.
Filthy, ripe, rank, raunchy gear. Dirty bookstores.
Filthy bathrooms that reek of piss.
Fucking a dirty ass.
Not really into *****, but fucking the ***** out of a guy is hot.
Choking
Gagging
Really slopping, snotty, mucus-filled spit as we ***** on each other"s cocks 69
Felching
Piss fucking
Public sex
Pants wetting
Bed wetting

Turn Offs

Guys with no sense of humor.
Guys who want me to be clean.
guys who want just to be serviced without laying a hand on their servicer (get a hinge in your back you selfish fuck!) I want your hands on my head, guiding me onto your hot pole

mean
rude
cruel

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
MA/MS/MBA
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Relocate:
Anywhere
Time spent online?:
An hour or so a day
Languages:
English,
French/Francais
Social Orientation:
Liberal
Humor:
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick,
Anything
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I rarely drink
Want kids?:
Probably not

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
hairy ethnic nasty guy who doesn"t have to bathe too often, but can clean up if he needs to. I want someone with a great sense of humor who doesn"t mind a filthy mind inside a *****-next-door face and body. If dirty nerds turn you on, we"ve got a shot. Sincerity and stability go a long way. I don"t smoke, and only ***** to share a beer with a guy I"m seeing. I love to ***** out of the same bottle, piss in it, and then ***** some more together.
Looking for:
Male,
Gay-Couple,
Group
Age of partner from:
35
Age of partner to:
55
For Activities:
1-on-1 sex,
Group sex(3 or more),
Bondage & Discipline,
Miscellaneous Fetishes,
Other "Alternative" Activities
Appearance:
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters
Tobacco Preference:
I dont want my partner to smoke
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Legs
Body Type:
Few extra pounds
Height:
5 ft 9 in (175.26 cm)
Weight:
190-199lbs (86.18 kg)
Eyecolor:
Blue
Hair Color:
Light Brown
Hair Length:
Very Short
Facial Hair:
Smooth
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved and bushy
Hairy Bodyzones:
Treasure trail,
Pits,
Tummy,
Legs
Body Decorations:
Earrings,
Other
Glasses or Contacts:
Glasses
Allergies:
Latex,
Perfume/Cologne,
Smoke
Sexual Diseases:
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly,
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly,
Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Board games,
Books/Reading,
Camping/Outdoors,
Coffee and conversation,
Cooking,
Movies (making),
Movies (watching),
Nightclubs/Dancing,
Photography,
Travel/Sightseeing
Entertainment:
Dancing,
Movies/Film,
Nightclubs/Parties,
Theater/Arts
Television Shows:
Arts & Entertainment,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Animation,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Documentary,
Drama,
Film-Noir,
Horror,
Musicals,
Mystery,
Porn,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers,
War
Music Styles:
Blues,
Classical,
Dance & DJ,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Indie,
International,
Jazz,
Latin,
New Age,
Pop/Top 40,
Rock 'n Roll,
Soundtracks
Favorite Books:
Best Sellers,
Biographies,
Erotica,
Fiction,
History,
Horror,
Mystery,
Non Fiction,
Science/Technology,
Thrillers
Sports Orientation:
Participate
Exercise:
Exercise regularly

Work & Living Environment

Work:
Student
Living Arrangement:
Live with roommate(s)
Food:
American,
Cajun,
Chinese,
French,
Greek,
Indian,
Italian,
Mexican,
Persian,
Pizza,
Thai,
Vegetarian

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Blindfolds,
Butt Play,
Dominance/Discipline,
Gangbangs,
Glory Holes,
Group Sex,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Humiliation,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Piss Play,
Public sex,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing,
Rubber/PVC/Latex,
Strap-Ons,
Threesomes,
Toys
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Late Night,
Weekdays
Sex, How often?:
A few times a month
Most Erogenous zones?:
Back,
Breasts,
Butt,
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples,
Toes
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Back,
Breasts,
Butt,
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples,
Toes
Dirty talk during sex?:
Sometimes I really get into it
Locations:
A dark back alley,
A movie theatre,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
My bed,
My desk at work,
My yard,
The beach
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Night clubs,
Fetish parties,
Adult theatres,
Dungeon clubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play:
Bananas,
Cucumbers
Bondage Gear:
Blindfolds,
Gags
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
Cumshots,
Interracial,
Fetish,
Gay,
Hard,
Rimming
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner,
With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?:
All the time!

Movies

Thrillers, mysteries, dramas, come*****s, sci fi, WWII. Some comic-book movies. Not big on video-game movies, or all action with no plot. I love to be fooled, not to see the end coming. Horror, but not gore.

Hobbies

Biking, riding, reading, working out, talking with friends, surfing the net. Weather freak, disaster freak, trivia and popular science nut.

Books

Everything from Malcomb Gladwell to Michael Crichton, John Grisham to Jerzy Kosinksi. Love thrillers, great non-fiction. Richard Preston and Jared Diamond are two of my favorites. Armistead Maupin"s NIGHT LISTENER blew me away.

Music

Mostly soundtracks. But pop, some country. Especially like Jazz to 40s era. Gimme a big-band sound a guy in suspenders who hasn"t shaved or had a shower in a couple of days and I"ll *****. I"d ***** to have lived in the speakeasy days.

Favorite sexual fantasy

I like a lot of passion and even *****/fighting in bed. I love lots of hands-on, spitting, licking, hands in mouth, fucking, sucking. I have a ***** fantasy where my lover makes love to one end while the other is *****d, *****ed out. I want to be dripping with piss, cum and spit, and cum with my lover, and then go home unshowered to cuddle and fall a***** together in the stench.

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Comments (74)

smeg-gb

2 weeks ago smeg-gb

Thanks for the friend request

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mancuntfucker

10 months ago mancuntfucker

Thanks for the friend request!  Reading your turn ons is making me as horny as all fuck. Would love to get wet and dirty and nasty with you!

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10 months ago cybercoolca

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1 year ago mr-benn73

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1 year ago InterlorXXX

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