janesilvie

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i want to be a food porn star!

Thanks for your lovely and pervy messages I am just here to hang out in the forums.

My next career move is to become a food porn star. So am gonna put sushi all over my body and take lame pictures and put them all over the internet and be famous Sushi Jane!

Yep nailed it :)



Turn Ons

While my quest to food porn super stardom is pretty much doomed, food porn turns me on, lately I have been perving on pretty cakes, rainbow style marshmallows on hot chocolate, breakfast plate dishing, runny eggs on toasts and salads, yeah I am only hot on breakfasts and afternoon tea.

Am a sweatshirt addict but I love the secret of wearing sexy lingerie beneath that, *****ie *****'s best kept secret turns me oooon :)

Magazine addict here too, the idea of a pile of apartmentos, kinfolks, the travel almanacs, monocles turns me oooon :)


Turn Offs

Starbucks coffee, seriously they taste like fairy liquid, their milk is steamed to over 70 degrees in a short period of time so your body cannot even digest it, and their coffee beans are only good for removing odors from your toilet. At best they can call their coffee caffeinated milk. *Sorry starbucks fans :P*

About myself

Ethnicity:
Asian
Education:
MA/MS/MBA
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English,
French/Francais,
Japanese
Social Orientation:
Liberal
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
No way

Physical Profile

Body Type:
Full figured

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Books/Reading,
Camping/Outdoors,
Computer Games,
Cooking,
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Playing sports
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Computer games,
Dancing,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Indie,
R&B/Soul,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll
Favorite Books:
Biographies,
Fantasy,
History,
Mystery,
Non Fiction,
Sci-Fi
Sports Orientation:
Watch and Participate
Exercise:
Exercise regularly

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Technical/Computers/Engineering
Work:
Full Time
Living Arrangement:
Live alone

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Bi-Sexual
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Age Play,
Blindfolds,
Butt Play,
Dominance/Discipline,
Exhibitionism,
Fisting,
Food Play,
Group Sex,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Leather,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Phone Sex,
Piss Play,
Public sex,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing,
Threesomes,
Toys
Sex, How often?:
Daily
Most Erogenous zones?:
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples
Dirty talk during sex?:
Entirely depends on my mood
Locations:
A movie theatre,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
My desk at work,
My yard,
The beach
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Fetish parties

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Anal/Climax beads,
Clit stimulators,
Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play:
Chocolate sauce,
Frosting,
Ice cream,
Popsicles,
Strawberries,
Whipped cream
Bondage Gear:
Ass slappers,
Blindfolds,
Gags,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Masks,
Silk scarves,
Whips
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner,
With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?:
Often

Movies

me and you and everyone we know


Hobbies

tree hugging, hiking, *****ting, yachting, learning, making things from my own hands, cooking, reading.

Books

sci-fi, spirituality, business, comics, general non-fiction, i have been reading quite a bit of Seth Godin and Howard Sasportas. just figuring out what i want to do next.

Music

current favorites the 2 bears, alt-j,
araabMUZIK, the black keys, cat power, chromatics, django django, frank ocean, chanel orange, grimes, hot chip, john talabot, lana del rey, michael mayer, orbital, saint etienne, solange, tame impala, totally enormous extinct dinosaurs...

Favorite sexual fantasy

mfmf, vending machine, pressing all the buttons for condoms and *****s haha

Comments (383)

Desmosedici

10 months ago Desmosedici

Hey there, now where have you been all this time?
I have been missing you!

(2 votes) 100%

AlphaHarlot

11 months ago AlphaHarlot

Hello! :) :) I was talking to my ***** about how much I missed you a few weeks ago.  i hope you're doing awesome!!!

(0 votes) 0%

jose1ram

11 months ago jose1ram

Sorry to see all those gorgeous pics of yours gone :-( Well at least there is that luscious tempting cherry on top in you profile pic ;-)

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jose1ram

1 year ago jose1ram

Hello, VERY IMPORTANT PERSON! :)

(1 votes) 100%

la_gordita_bonita

1 year ago la_gordita_bonita

I miss you lately, lovely Jane!  How have you been?  Are you on Fetlife?  If so, we should find each other there... I'm rarely on Xtube these days, unfortunately.  It is not very compatible with my phone and impossible for posting comments... and I can't use the laptop too often now since my wee ones are getting older and NOSEY! LOL ;)  I adore you, lovely.  Hope you are well! xoxoxox

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