This is an intro title.
Okay, quick notes about me:
I"m 22 years old. I"m a mid-western *****.
I"m a huge fan of the arts and I like to participate.
Oh, whoa yeah — porn site — forgot...
I like porn. I think penises are great.
I"m actually willing to talk to the owners of the penises too.
I mean, why the hell not? Right?
But listen, I don"t want you to assume that just because I met you on a porn site that I"m automatically some little play thing that doesn"t have a brain.
If you want to skip conversation and try to shove your sexual fantasies in my face — You can just stop now.
I have Yahoo Messenger and MSN messenger.
I"m nice so I"ll talk to you if you send me your screen name.
I just want you to know that just because I"m nice it doesn"t mean that I"m enchanted by everybody and if you can"t catch the hint that I"m not interested in your little penis waving at me, then I"ll probably block you or something.
I don"t expect anything from you but a few laughs and maybe if I"m in the mood something more related to this site. Personalities are so much more important than penises.