hmmsash

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This is an intro title.

Okay, quick notes about me:
I"m 22 years old. I"m a mid-western *****.
I"m a huge fan of the arts and I like to participate.
Oh, whoa yeah — porn site — forgot...
I like porn. I think penises are great.
I"m actually willing to talk to the owners of the penises too.
I mean, why the hell not? Right?
But listen, I don"t want you to assume that just because I met you on a porn site that I"m automatically some little play thing that doesn"t have a brain.
If you want to skip conversation and try to shove your sexual fantasies in my face — You can just stop now.

I have Yahoo Messenger and MSN messenger.
I"m nice so I"ll talk to you if you send me your screen name.
I just want you to know that just because I"m nice it doesn"t mean that I"m enchanted by everybody and if you can"t catch the hint that I"m not interested in your little penis waving at me, then I"ll probably block you or something.

I don"t expect anything from you but a few laughs and maybe if I"m in the mood something more related to this site. Personalities are so much more important than penises.

Turn Ons

Funny guys
Smart guys
Artistic guys
Fit guys
Sensual guys
Nice smiles
Down-to-Earth guys
Confident guys
Nerdy guys
Attractive penises

Turn Offs

Boring guys
Chauvinistic guys
Ignorant guys
Old (looking) guys
Rude guys
Whorish guys
Annoying guys
Compliment seekers
Penis size obsessed guys

About myself

Ethnicity:
Mixed
Education:
Current college student
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Languages:
English
Faith:
Christian/Catholic
Social Orientation:
Liberal
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a heavy social drinker
Want kids?:
Definitely

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Funny, attractive, creative, and fully equipped with common sense.
Looking for:
Male
Age of partner from:
21
Age of partner to:
INFINITYYYY!
Appearance:
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be:
Average,
Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?:
Average is all I need!

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
I like all my bodyparts!
Body Type:
Petite
Height:
5 ft 3 in (160.02 cm)
Weight:
110-119lbs (49.9 kg)
Eyecolor:
Brown
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Hair Length:
Shoulder-length
Body Hair:
Fully Shaved
Pubic Hair:
Naturally bare
Body Decorations:
Earrings,
Nose Rings,
Body Piercings,
Tounge Piercing,
Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts:
Glasses
Allergies:
Pollen

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Arts/Museums,
Camping/Outdoors,
Coffee and conversation,
Fashion,
Movies (making),
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Painting,
Television (watching)
Entertainment:
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
Nightclubs/Parties,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Theater/Arts
Television Shows:
Arts & Entertainment,
Cartoons,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Music Channels,
Movie Channels,
Reality Shows,
Sit-coms,
Talk Shows
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Animation,
Family,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Documentary,
Drama,
Fantasy,
Film-Noir,
Horror,
Independent,
Musicals,
Mystery,
Porn,
Romance,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Folk,
Hip-Hop,
Indie,
Pop/Top 40,
R&B/Soul,
Rock 'n Roll,
Soundtracks
Favorite Books:
Best Sellers,
Biographies,
Fiction,
Mystery,
Romance,
Thrillers
Sports Orientation:
Watch and Participate
Exercise:
Exercise occasionally

Work & Living Environment

Living Arrangement:
Live with relatives
Food:
American,
Cajun,
Chinese,
Fast food,
French,
Japanese,
Indian,
Italian,
Mexican,
Pizza,
Seafood,
Vegetarian

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Butt Play,
Dominance/Discipline,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Mutual Masturbation,
Phone Sex,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Toys
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Noon,
Late Night,
Weekdays
Sex, How often?:
Not a big part
Most Erogenous zones?:
Belly,
Calves,
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Belly,
Calves,
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples
Dirty talk during sex?:
Entirely depends on my mood
Locations:
A movie theatre,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
My desk at work,
My yard,
The beach
Making home videos/pics:
I want no part of
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Night clubs,
Raves

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Clit stimulators,
Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play:
Food is for eating!
Bondage Gear:
Blindfolds,
Handcuffs/shackles
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Cumshots,
Interracial,
Gay,
Hard,
Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?:
All the time!

Movies

I love movies. I can"t really say my favorite but here are some that I like (as of now) off the top of my head:
The Wackness, Crash, Mean Girls, Kids, Ken Park, Raising Victor Vargas, Queens of Comedy, X-Men (all three), Ultraviolet, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Psycho, Prince of Egypt, Lion King, and Fight Club.
There are many more but I don"t have the attention span.

Hobbies

Doing hoodrat things with my friends.

Books

Honestly, I read random ***** but I rarely ever finish. I think like a good American and wait for the movie. But I am a Chuck Palahniuk fan. Along with other randoms.

Music

It"s way too hard to map out my favorite kind of music because I listen to a pretty diverse grouping of music. I guess mainly you could say: in*****, pop, alternative, hip-hop...

I don"t know. It"s hard to do music.

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