Male, User (82 votes) 97%

if 6 turned out to be 9...

hello peoples. i am still here, so thought id update myself a little. i like spagetti bolongese. lots. ive had mowtown songs stuck in my head all day (thank you smokey). i bite my lip a lot. yesterday i heard a joke that was quite funny, but today i remember only the punchline. purple rocks. i like music, it makes me smile. i play lots of thingsi work i study i read i write i smoke i ***** i do things that are bad for me i dont regret it i ***** i eat i ***** i eat i *****... I have lots more pics in private albums, hidden away just in case your my mum. hello mum! if youre not my mum and you wanna see ask me for the pin...

Turn Ons

you. maybe. then again........and a ***** who can sing. oh good. also turnips. measuring sheep to chicken ppoulations for any given area (must be local). shining pennies. clockwatching. calculating the average time of *****t-drying, gloss vs emulsion. crank calling your *****. voting tory. selling my soul. knitting. Ehvan. So delightful.

Turn Offs

courgettes. loud screeches. jobbies. cold hands. text typing. simon cowell

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good ones. and some rubbish ones


playing music. doing excersize type things. eating. i think ive already covered this nonsense...msn me? go on...


are full of words which when read together create a sentence. learning is fun


i do like music. uh huh.

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Comments (334)


4 weeks ago lovelygurl69

I absolutely love your pictures ;)

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1 month ago Ehvan

You've been a busy lad I see, meeting all sorts of new playmates. I'm glad. You're wonderful and deserve to meet someone truly amazing. xx

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1 month ago kinkykitty4u

Please tribute me :) xx

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1 month ago Ehvan

Sexy as all hell and you're clever and funny. I MAY just be a wee bit smitten.
Here's the final determination. I know your opinions on turnips and courgettes. How do you feel about aubergines?

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3 months ago Disabled Account

Turn offs: Simon Cowell. I almost *****d on my water here. You go, Messiah! (Also, nice kilt. nice cock too. Nice everything, actually.)

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