funkymonk2003

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Male, User (248 votes) 98%

juggle my ballz, bitch!!! :)

i"m loving all the hot ass guys on here. thanks for all the nice comments. keep it sexy!

Turn Ons

hairy guys, muscle guys, skinny guys, guys with a lil chunk, ***** and tight asses, big dicks, low hangers, smokers (not limited to cigarettes), spanking, nipple play, piss, spit, vanilla sex, sex of any kind i guess :) i"ll take what i can get.

Turn Offs

*****, *****, and women (i equate all three)

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Current college student
Marital Status:
Married
Kids:
None
Relocate:
No!
Time spent online?:
I never log off
Languages:
English,
Spanish/Espanol
Faith:
Agnostic
Social Orientation:
Very Liberal
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a heavy social drinker
Want kids?:
Someday

About my Partner

Looking for:
Male,
Gay-Couple,
Group

Physical Profile

Body Type:
Few extra pounds

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay

Movies

DEATH PROOF (vastly underrated), KILL BILL, MOONRISE KINGDOM, ZOMBIELAND, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, DOGMA, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, ANYTHING WITH WILL FERELL, ANYTHING BY TIM BURTON, ANYTHING BY TARANTINO

Hobbies

when not jerking off or getting laid, i play guitar, piano, harmonica, drums, and melodica. boxing, soccer, tennis, swimming, bowling, drawing, *****ting, gardening, cooking

Music

THE BEATLES, GORILLAZ, BECK, NINE INCH NAILS (hands down the best band to fuck to), MARILYN MANSON, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, SMASHING PUMPKINS, RADIOHEAD, PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC, SLY & THE FAMILY STONE, OUTKAST, JOHN MAYER, MADONNA, LED ZEPPELIN, AEROSMITH, 311, WEEZER, THE ROLLING STONES, DROPKICK MURPHYS, AL GREEN, BILL WITHERS, G LOVE & SPECIAL SAUCE, DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS, BOB MARLEY, BOOKER T AND THE MG"S, THE CLASH, DAVID BOWIE, DYNAMITE BROTHERS, FOO FIGHTERS, PEARL JAM, HALL AND OATES, MOS DEF, JIMI HENDRIX, MAYER HAWTHHORNE, SADE (also good fuckin" music), SERGIO MENDES AND THE BRAZIL 66, SUBLIME, MUMFORD & SONS

Activities (1)

Comments (123)

cinebeatl

3 months ago cinebeatl

You are gorgeous!

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chidiwidi

6 months ago chidiwidi

que rica verga
 

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chidiwidi

6 months ago chidiwidi

que rica verga papa

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choklitt32

6 months ago choklitt32

Would love to feel you shoot your cum inside my butt!

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sakara11

8 months ago sakara11

hot

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