creamernator

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BE WHERE YOU ARE.

I might kinda be back. We'll see.
NEW RULE. Dudes with no content posted: no add. Feel free to message me though. Women with no content posted: I"ll still add you. Call it affirmative action, considering how many women I"ve seen driven off porn 2.0 sites due to getting 500 knuckledragging messages a day.
I try to make the best fleshlight videos possible. If fleshlight & toy videos get you hard or wet, message me. If you want to make awesome vids, message me, I"ll do my best with videography tips. Check my favorites if you like fleshlight vids, cause I like watching em as well as making em.

I"m into women in the "real world" but there"s something about a really good fleshlight video or anonymous cumshot that turns my crank, so I explore my bi-curious side on here as well as str8.Also, I am not looking to hook up with anyone.

Also I write walls of text. Get used to it. If you"re a smart cookie, read all my *****, it might interest you.

PS, Newguy77, I have a bone to pick with you for leaving the site and making 3 of my favorite videos disappear... if you"re ever on here, make an account and mail me, I WANT COPIES. Enough to put a freaking note in my profile.</strong></p>

Turn Ons

WOMEN. I fucking love women. I LOVE women. I"m a picky bastard way beyond my license given that I"m an average vanilla white dude but when I find a good one, oh my fucking god. So, women get their own big-ass list of turn-ons.

I FUCKING LOVE these things, right down to the core: smart women; talented women; confident women; women who are proactive in bed; women who go get what is theirs because they damn well know it"s theirs; women who give back; women who grab me through the jeans when I get home from work; short-haired *****s; tom*****s; tom*****s; tom*****s; perfect hips; small breasts; tom*****s with perfect hips and small breasts; women who try to look *****ish and can"t hide their womanhood from me; gender-benders who dress sharp; hard proud nipples; the golden curve of an 0.7 waist:hip ratio; the way the bottom of your t***** is slightly convex when you lay back but your legs aren"t flat; your mons veneris; your mons veneris very poorly concealed under thin cotton panties; your untamed forest of pussy hair making that Venus mound in your panty cotton just a bit more bumpy; convincing you to not wear antiperspirant for a day and then smelling your underarms right as we wake up together spooning; getting rock-hard in 30 seconds from breathing your natural scent; pressing my erection against you as we lay together; running my hands over your hips and t*****s; your solid, defined calves that make me envious; stroking your calves and feeling the tickle of your leg hair under my palm; full-body massage; working you into a moaning puddle with my hands; kneading further and further up your oft-neglected t*****s until they practically glow; arriving between your legs with my fingers for a brief *****ent and then departing just as quickly; exploring the broad gentle hills of your upper back; scratching your scalp as I kiss the back of your neck; the way your undeniably female upper arms make me feel when I see them; lightly stroking down the back of those upper arms until goosebumps appear over your whole body; slowwwwwwwwly working my way up and then down again until I"m eye-to-lips with your gorgeous expectant vulva after say 45 minutes to two hours; your unique, intricate, wonderful labia *****a; the feeling of your woman-fur brushing my bottom lip as I breathe just above you; parting your labia with the first two fingers of my right hand because I know how you love it when I do that; the tiny sounds I hear when I do so; the visible glisten of the dew you"ve collected inside you to make yourself ready for me; that first lick right up the middle between those parted lips; the electric thrill it sends through you; the second lick; the 5,000th lick; lapping at your clit until you"re focused on it and then suddenly bringing the tip of my tongue all the way down to the very, very bottom of your pussy slit and back up over your portal, between your labia and right back to the bottom of your clit hood; suckling your pussy lips; taking them all in my mouth at once and massaging them with only my tongue; teeeeeeeasing your engorged quivering clit but not too much; seeing you get frustrated; flooding you with what you need by flat-out worshiping your begging clit while giving your g-spot the "c"mere" gesture until the neighbors are pounding the walls and my face is glazed over with your essence and I"m ***** between your t*****s as they lock around my head; doubling the size of your vulva before I ever hint at penetrating you; making you NEED to be penetrated; sometimes having you drag me up by the hair from kissing your pussy so you can grab my cock and make me fuck you missionary; sometimes having you pound the bed until I know it"s time and then lower yourself down onto me from above because you look the most like the fucking goddess you are when you"re doing your thing up there; sometimes stopping you when I"m about gone, burying myself as close to your cervix as possible and just going over the edge inside you; feeling my seed drip out of you back onto me as you"re still above me because we can"t bear to un-en*****e yet; being proud of the fact I helped you give the vinyl mattress cover une raison d"etre; flopping over unable to move; weak knees and wobbly legs; a desperate need for water; exhausted pillow talk; gender equality; trust relationships; respecting boundaries 99% of the time until I"m pretty damn sure you might really get off if I nudge a bit; emotional connection; intellectual connection; carnal worship of the female corporeal form; learning and growing and enjoying life in and out of the bedroom and watching you do the same; paying attention.

And here"s some other stuff that"s actually pretty integral but didn"t totally fit with that screed.

watching my lover play with her toys; watching guys play with their toys; watching and filming myself play with my toys; using toys together on video with my lover or a fantasy male partner; starting to play with toys together with my lover or a fantasy male partner on video and then throwing the fucking toys off the bed and playing with each other instead; cumshots; slooooooooooow *****ful nudged-over-the-edge male orgasms; edging; desperate orgasm sounds from either sex as long as they"re not saying stupid *****; artful blowjob videos; good videography; anonymous videos (no faces, few or no words); watching, getting, giving? blowjobs that don"t have a gross power dynamic; feeling the first jets of semen on my tongue or against my fingers; kissing my lover after I"ve gone down on her good; kissing her after she"s gone down on me good and taken my seed; kissing her tingling, throbbing, wide-open pussy after I"ve already penetrated her; the tantalizing hint of the ocean in the air and on my tongue from deep inside of her; seeing my lover go down on me after I"ve been inside her; stretching our comfort zones just a little.

Turn Offs

I have a bit of a combo old-fashioned, hippy, feminist/humanist, don"t-touch-my-ass, don"t-be-a-dip***** streak. Here it is.

***** heels and FUCKING PORN SHOES for FUCK"S SAKE; amounts of body hair that could be described as a "pelt"; dirty talk; ass play; *****; *****; piss; facials; gonzo porn; exploitation; domination; power dynamics; woman hate; assholes and jerks; COMMERCIAL PORN.

I also REALLY do not like it when people (male OR female) act all stupid about women"s bo*****s. I"m not grossed out by periods. Blood doesn"t scare me. Sex relieves cramps! That"s what the fucking shower is for! And I don"t give a tin ***** that your natural female lube is, you know, visible and creamy. IT"S FINE. It"s not gross. And if everybody would stop acting like such idiots then a lot more people would be having a lot more fun. Our bo*****s may horrify at times but they"re HERE FOR US TO ENJOY. Just poop separately, k?

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Time spent online?:
I never log off
Languages:
English,
Spanish/Espanol
Social Orientation:
Non-conformist
Humor:
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
Probably not

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
A mind like a glowing sun, and anything from really feminine to very tom*****/androgynous. Hips that make me want to ***** are a major plus. Guys: I'm like 90% straight so I'm suuuuper picky and haven't done anything in a long time. More interested in str8 guys with lesser experience, similar amateur film interests :P and who are smart and without a ton of body hair (sorry). I'm not looking to meet people on here. If it happens, it's gonna be after trading messages for QUITE a while.
Appearance:
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy,
Average,
Trimmed to be neat
Tobacco Preference:
I dont want my partner to smoke,
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Eyes
Body Type:
Few extra pounds
Hair Length:
Short
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved and bushy
Hairy Bodyzones:
Treasure trail,
Pits,
Legs
Body Decorations:
Tattoos
Sexual Diseases:
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Sports Orientation:
Not Interested

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Bi-Curious
Sexually Daring:
I'm curious
Sexual Activities:
Giving Oral Sex,
Making Movies,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Toys
Sex, How often?:
3-5 times a week
Most Erogenous zones?:
Hands,
Inner thigh,
Lips
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Hands,
Inner thigh,
Lips
Dirty talk during sex?:
It's not for me at all
Locations:
A dark back alley,
In the nature,
A dressing room,
My bed,
My yard,
The beach,
Under a waterfall
Making home videos/pics:
Have a growing collection
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Clit stimulators,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Vaginas,
Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play:
Bananas,
Cucumbers
Bondage Gear:
Blindfolds,
Cat tails,
Whips
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
Wish my partner would watch with me,
With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?:
Rarely

Hobbies

computer crap; the polar opposite of computer crap, namely digging in the dirt outside; pontificating; writing stuff; posting on social media (including, apparently, video of my junk); trying to meet cool people.

Music

Folk-pop, folk, electronic, bluegrass, and a fusion of all three of those (yes it exists). Throw a touch of goth rock in there and I"d be good to go.

Favorite sexual fantasy

Straight: being the magic carpet for a woman who"s fully comfortable in her own skin on her sexual journey. I exist solely to pleasure her until she"s ready to take me, and she can be demanding if she likes, but there"s no domination. There"s only worship and delight.

She, like all humans, IS her body, and I am her instrument of veneration.

Note the Latin word root of "veneration." Venereal. Veneris. Venus.

Woman.

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My male fantasy is kind of a natural progression of finding a bi-curious buddy who"s into watching fleshlight videos and other videos who could hang out and work on my movie collection (lol). We"d take it nice and slow. After a few times hanging out watching/editing, we"d JO together and enjoy watching each other. Stay there for a while. After a few times, wordlessly one of us moves to take the other"s cock in hand. We stroke each other until we shoot, letting it fly into the air. He"s a cumshot appreciator like me and it"s so much better when it"s live. Again, we"re good with that for a while, until one day, one of us can"t stand it any more and bends down to taste the salty dewdrop at the tip of the glans he"s stroking�

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Just on a whim

This video isn't up to my usual standard, but it's for somebody special, so if other people...

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Fleshlight Fanfare

Finally! A couple years of on-and-off (mostly off) teaching myself video editing - enjoy this...

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Unreleased fleshlight B-side w/ moans

I'm working on something big, and I found this never before released footage! It's very similar...

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Inspired return

A few months ago while traveling I found a really hot video on xtube and then had a really hot...

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Comments (68)

creamernator

5 months ago creamernator

Hey thanks for all the messages! I'm on the site a bit more lately but still not posting much.. tough living situation. But every time I hear I've been a part of somebody getting off... magic to my ears. Sharing is caring! ;)

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5 months ago meatmymouth

HOT profile man and I fuckin love your vids. Awesomeness. Thanks much for the add.

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6 months ago nerddude85

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1 year ago Robb001

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