WOMEN. I fucking love women. I LOVE women. I"m a picky bastard way beyond my license given that I"m an average vanilla white dude but when I find a good one, oh my fucking god. So, women get their own big-ass list of turn-ons.
I FUCKING LOVE these things, right down to the core: smart women; talented women; confident women; women who are proactive in bed; women who go get what is theirs because they damn well know it"s theirs; women who give back; women who grab me through the jeans when I get home from work; short-haired *****s; tom*****s; tom*****s; tom*****s; perfect hips; small breasts; tom*****s with perfect hips and small breasts; women who try to look *****ish and can"t hide their womanhood from me; gender-benders who dress sharp; hard proud nipples; the golden curve of an 0.7 waist:hip ratio; the way the bottom of your t***** is slightly convex when you lay back but your legs aren"t flat; your mons veneris; your mons veneris very poorly concealed under thin cotton panties; your untamed forest of pussy hair making that Venus mound in your panty cotton just a bit more bumpy; convincing you to not wear antiperspirant for a day and then smelling your underarms right as we wake up together spooning; getting rock-hard in 30 seconds from breathing your natural scent; pressing my erection against you as we lay together; running my hands over your hips and t*****s; your solid, defined calves that make me envious; stroking your calves and feeling the tickle of your leg hair under my palm; full-body massage; working you into a moaning puddle with my hands; kneading further and further up your oft-neglected t*****s until they practically glow; arriving between your legs with my fingers for a brief *****ent and then departing just as quickly; exploring the broad gentle hills of your upper back; scratching your scalp as I kiss the back of your neck; the way your undeniably female upper arms make me feel when I see them; lightly stroking down the back of those upper arms until goosebumps appear over your whole body; slowwwwwwwwly working my way up and then down again until I"m eye-to-lips with your gorgeous expectant vulva after say 45 minutes to two hours; your unique, intricate, wonderful labia *****a; the feeling of your woman-fur brushing my bottom lip as I breathe just above you; parting your labia with the first two fingers of my right hand because I know how you love it when I do that; the tiny sounds I hear when I do so; the visible glisten of the dew you"ve collected inside you to make yourself ready for me; that first lick right up the middle between those parted lips; the electric thrill it sends through you; the second lick; the 5,000th lick; lapping at your clit until you"re focused on it and then suddenly bringing the tip of my tongue all the way down to the very, very bottom of your pussy slit and back up over your portal, between your labia and right back to the bottom of your clit hood; suckling your pussy lips; taking them all in my mouth at once and massaging them with only my tongue; teeeeeeeasing your engorged quivering clit but not too much; seeing you get frustrated; flooding you with what you need by flat-out worshiping your begging clit while giving your g-spot the "c"mere" gesture until the neighbors are pounding the walls and my face is glazed over with your essence and I"m ***** between your t*****s as they lock around my head; doubling the size of your vulva before I ever hint at penetrating you; making you NEED to be penetrated; sometimes having you drag me up by the hair from kissing your pussy so you can grab my cock and make me fuck you missionary; sometimes having you pound the bed until I know it"s time and then lower yourself down onto me from above because you look the most like the fucking goddess you are when you"re doing your thing up there; sometimes stopping you when I"m about gone, burying myself as close to your cervix as possible and just going over the edge inside you; feeling my seed drip out of you back onto me as you"re still above me because we can"t bear to un-en*****e yet; being proud of the fact I helped you give the vinyl mattress cover une raison d"etre; flopping over unable to move; weak knees and wobbly legs; a desperate need for water; exhausted pillow talk; gender equality; trust relationships; respecting boundaries 99% of the time until I"m pretty damn sure you might really get off if I nudge a bit; emotional connection; intellectual connection; carnal worship of the female corporeal form; learning and growing and enjoying life in and out of the bedroom and watching you do the same; paying attention.
And here"s some other stuff that"s actually pretty integral but didn"t totally fit with that screed.
watching my lover play with her toys; watching guys play with their toys; watching and filming myself play with my toys; using toys together on video with my lover or a fantasy male partner; starting to play with toys together with my lover or a fantasy male partner on video and then throwing the fucking toys off the bed and playing with each other instead; cumshots; slooooooooooow *****ful nudged-over-the-edge male orgasms; edging; desperate orgasm sounds from either sex as long as they"re not saying stupid *****; artful blowjob videos; good videography; anonymous videos (no faces, few or no words); watching, getting, giving? blowjobs that don"t have a gross power dynamic; feeling the first jets of semen on my tongue or against my fingers; kissing my lover after I"ve gone down on her good; kissing her after she"s gone down on me good and taken my seed; kissing her tingling, throbbing, wide-open pussy after I"ve already penetrated her; the tantalizing hint of the ocean in the air and on my tongue from deep inside of her; seeing my lover go down on me after I"ve been inside her; stretching our comfort zones just a little.