cmefeelme

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wannabee perv wants help

Look i am not yur usual horny man stalking others for sex. i seek friendship first, incredible hot sex later, or i scream while yur fucking my ass, cuz i usually top. i dunno, it never works out that way, lol That"s me. :-| life of a dysfunctional *****.
I used to C2C starting in the late 90"s into the 2000"s sorry you missed it. not my problem. Got tired of meeting fakes.
btw... i love all you freaky exhibitionists out there & the movies you make. I"ve done my own share & have been caught MANY times, just never on cam. Stories i could tell.
A fat woman in love with me taught me how to deep throat, big mistake on her part. The smell of anything sexual turns me on. I think i might b bisexual but i"ll totally deny it. In the mean time... COCK turns me on. Thats something me & a woman have in common.
----i would like to find love/romance on this awesome website, just as i have many times on others, i"m old enough, smart enough, to realize... not gonna happen because i only accept myself, but never loved myself. Ya know?

My problem is that i need to be more aggressive to the bisexual guys who drop clues on me, but i"m so fucking blonde i just don"t get it. Ya know what i mean? That LOOK they give you & that surprised look u give them. Yur scared & theyre fucking horny & the wife is gone. For some reason, i just can"t do it as i see their tongue drool out their mouth, asking me questions to keep conversation open. I let it go over my head. That"s kinda *****.

Usually the guys who come onto me in the mountains are in good shape, see me sweating my ass off, & there is NO WAY i"m keeping up w/them. I mean come on, i"m fucking embarrased & not as strong. I"m doing my best but dudes driving or biking by me ask if i"m ok? wtf? Or ask other questions & check me out. My heart *****s, I know they are interested, you see it in their eyes, but i"m so fucking embarrassed, & when they give me a crotch look & their mouth drops a bit, i fall over ---i mean, i literally fall over. What a dork.
I"m a perv & can"t even react right to other pervs. How fucking embarrassing!

Turn Ons

#1) Mountain men. They"re hiking, mountain biking, or cruising the roads looking for action. I AM TOO damn, PICK ME UP! fuck.
#2) Guys changing their clothes in parking lot & i pull in unexpectedly, especially if i see butt. O--M--G, instant boner in their face, very embarrassing for my passengers.
#3) Str8t neighbors watching me. Either they close their blinds, or they keep them open, & we watch each other. Sound familiar?
#4) A hard cock in front of my mouth. I don"t care whose hard cock it is, theyre hard because of me & demands respect or an apology. I"m not one to apologize easily, find it easier to respect.
#5) str8t guys at work who give me hints they"re interested. I never act on them, but i figure it took more guts for them to say what they said than it took for me to reject them. It proves i"m the real wussy.

Turn Offs

#1: Jocks with attitude... i was off/on with a Jock for past 9 years. Finally gave up! Jocks are trained to not treat people nice, male or female. They can be the nicest guys on the field, but off the field there is a LOT of anger & *****. #2: women with attitude... fucking bitches.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Some college
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
Not that I know of
Relocate:
Anywhere
Time spent online?:
An hour or so a day
Languages:
English
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Social Orientation:
Moderate
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick,
Anything
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a light social smoker

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
My ideal partner will marry me for my money, take total advantage of that, sneak out in the middle of the night & have multiple sex partners as he denies me of sex. He must be addicted to some kind of ***** or *****, & claim "*****" when someone elses cum seeps out his ass. ---THAT will be an improvement! Let"s hook up.
Looking for:
Male
Age of partner from:
40
Age of partner to:
55
For Activities:
1-on-1 sex
Appearance:
Whole package matters more
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Butt
Body Type:
Other
Height:
5 ft 11 in (180.34 cm)
Eyecolor:
Hazel
Hair Color:
Blonde
Hair Length:
Medium
Facial Hair:
Smooth,
Goatee,
Other
Body Hair:
Smooth
Pubic Hair:
Naturally bare
Hairy Bodyzones:
Pits
Body Decorations:
Other
Sexual Diseases:
Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Antiques/Collectibles,
Arts/Museums,
Board games,
Books/Reading,
Business news,
Camping/Outdoors,
Cars,
Coffee and conversation,
Collecting,
Computer programming,
Fashion,
Fishing/Hunting,
Gardening/Landscaping,
Motorcycles,
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Nightclubs/Dancing,
Painting,
Photography,
Politics,
Television (watching),
Travel/Sightseeing,
Watching sports
Entertainment:
Dancing,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
Nightclubs/Parties,
Gambling,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Theater/Arts,
Wine tasting
Television Shows:
Arts & Entertainment,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Music Channels,
Movie Channels,
News,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms,
Soft Porn,
Sports,
Stand Up Comedy,
Talk Shows,
Variety Shows
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Family,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Documentary,
Drama,
Fantasy,
Horror,
Independent,
Mystery,
Porn,
Romance,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers,
War,
Westerns
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Classic Rock,
Dance & DJ,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Miscellaneous,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll
Favorite Books:
Best Sellers,
Erotica,
Fantasy,
Fiction,
History,
Horror,
Magazines,
Mystery,
Non Fiction,
Sci-Fi,
Thrillers,
Travel
Sports Orientation:
Watch
Exercise:
Exercise occasionally

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Other profession
Work:
Full Time
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
Living Arrangement:
Live alone
Food:
American,
Chinese,
French,
Greek,
Mexican,
Pizza,
Seafood,
Vegetarian,
Vietnameese

Sexual Interests

Sexually Daring:
I'm curious
Sexual Activities:
Butt Play,
Breast/Nipple Clamps,
Dominance/Discipline,
Exhibitionism,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Humiliation,
Making Movies,
Mutual Masturbation,
Naturism/Nudism,
Public sex,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing
Sex, When?:
Weekends,
Late Night
Sex, How often?:
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex:
Anal Only
Dirty talk during sex?:
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Locations:
A dark back alley,
A movie theatre,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A rollercoaster,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
An airplane,
My bed,
My yard,
The beach
Making home videos/pics:
I AM a pornstar!

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Anal/Climax beads,
Ben Wa balls,
Butt plugs/probes,
Clit stimulators,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Penis extensions,
Strap-ons,
Swings,
Vaginas,
Vibrating eggs/bullets,
I dont use toys
Food for play:
Cherries,
Frosting,
Ice cream,
Jello,
Pudding,
Strawberries,
Whipped cream,
Food is for eating!
Bondage Gear:
Ass slappers,
Blindfolds,
Cat tails,
Chastity devices,
Cock and Ball Toys,
Collar and leash,
Gags,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Harnesses,
Masks,
Medical gear,
Nipple clamps,
Paddles,
Penis/Scrotum clamps,
Silk scarves,
Whips,
and more!
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Gay,
Hard
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
Wish my partner would watch with me,
With a partner,
With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?:
Rarely

Movies

i"ve done a few. None made it across the internet & got me fired, but i do know advertising my sexuality online did get me fired in 2003. Or as they called it... "laid off". That"s why i don"t show face anymore.

Hobbies

mountain biking, hiking (but not into the xtrme), camping. i don"t like guys coming up to my campsite in middle of the night & waking me up with a shot*****, not cool, even if yur laughing. i don"t care how hard your cock got when you found me ***** out naked in the SUV. But when you shoved that shot***** in my face it fucked me up. As i sped off i realized... "your fantasy" is not "my fantasy" -----fuck dudes don"t do that to dudes. i wish i knew your name so we can do it again. i know you want to fuck me. You totally fucked me up that day Skagit County Perv. ---i still like camping though.

Books

nifty.guiltygroups.com

Music

c895fm.com --gay/dance public radio, broadcast LiVE from Nathan Hale High School in Seattle at 89.5fm, or online. frikin awesome, even for an old fuck like me. test it. Click on the media player or winamp link of their site. Trust me, it"s kinda crazy, these are ***** skool *****s playing Seattle"s only gay format radio station.

Favorite sexual fantasy

done them.

Activities (3)

Comments (6)

peter411966

3 years ago peter411966

Thanks for accepting.....i know what a shame we are not near each other x

cmefeelme 3 years ago

peter, i am so easy to get, yet so far away. kinda suks. i like your profile.

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Disabled Account

3 years ago Disabled Account

I am near the other other Washington...shame...I wanna go on a hike with you ;P

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cmefeelme 3 years ago

oh, ya mean DC? Seattle is called "AC" fyi.

cmefeelme 3 years ago

oh, is there another washington? ...thought i was thee only one.

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exhibsuit

4 years ago exhibsuit

thanks for you comment on my video :)

cmefeelme 3 years ago

uhm thanks for showing me yur cock. i'd like to milk it.

cmefeelme 3 years ago

you're awesome, thats why i reply.

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Kennyboy878

4 years ago Kennyboy878

Thanks guy, wish I could grope that beautiful butt ;)

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cmefeelme 3 years ago

you can, groping is my favorite & gets me so hard until it pop's out in a shy way.

cmefeelme 3 years ago

i need you to grope my butt now.

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uncutjoe2

4 years ago uncutjoe2

thanks love your pictures

cmefeelme 3 years ago

you ain't seen nothing yet, but thanks dude for your kind words. uhm... btw, i like yur cock. In fact i'd probably like it up my ass or down my throat. Of course we have to have coffee or a *****(s) before then.

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