Smokers, of course (gotta be the right brand/s, tho, men); leathermen; uncut meat (major foreskin fetishist here); pierced/clamped tits; tats; blue collar men; cow*****s; uniformed cops; truckers; suit-and-tie **********s; grease monkeys; bikers; rednecks; bespectacled studs (young nerds or silver-haired businessmen--it doesn"t matter; dudes with glasses are a huge turn-on for me); gingers; black dick; Latino dick; Middle Eastern dick; beer bellies; Bears; *****-dicked, Viagra-ed grand*****s; facial hair (beards, mustaches and goatees
always get my full attention); tub urinals; recycled beer (I"m a lush for water); cruisy tearooms; understall action (for sucking and fucking); role-playing; uniforms; group sex; glory holes (fuck, yeah); vintage porn; pocketing used rubbers--at bookstores, rest stops, porn theaters, bathhouses, wherever--and sucking the anonymous cum out; poppers; dungeons; slings; felching; snowballing; pumping.
A big shout-out to the original Winston Man, Jeff Schwartzbaugh, for showing me the ropes and teaching me everything I know about smokesex. (I love you, man.)
And a few of my other seminal smoking hunk titans: Barry Bennett; Dave Horvath; Tim Owens; Ed***** Holcomb; Eric Koehler; Timmy Mulholland; Mark Malie, Jimmy Cowles; Billy Balash, Tommy Provino; Tim Clayton; Rick Miller; Jeff Anderson; Bob Plak, Marlboro Fuck Master Jackie Muller (who taught me that Marlboro Men rule the world); the ultimate Winston Leather Daddy-Dom, Winston Daddy F. Ross (I bow to you and your 13 1/2 uncut inches, Smoke Master Johnson); "My Man" Chuck (a gorgeous mustachioed, Marlboro-puffing Justin Cade lookalike muscle stud); Jeff and Rick Wardle (my very first ***** tagteam) Tom the Grease Monkey (you rocked that stocking cap as much as you did your Winstons and my world, dude); Rich Kennedy; Pony Boy Jerry Wolfe; Wet Guy OH/My Winston Main Man Sean (for introducing me to the joy and ecstasy of piss play: thank you, bro); Burgh Bear; the humpy mustachioed, Winston-smoking detective from the sheriff"s office; Junior (nuff said); Robert, the beyond-humpy, mustachioed, Winston-smoking adult bookstore clerk (thanks for feeding me your dick and all that luscious "ston cum thru the arcade glory holes during your frequent "breaks," honcho!); "Bear Milk 4 U" Scott (thnx for all that sweet Marlboro Man giz, bearded honcho); Woody the "Woodman" (9 1/2 uncut Winston Man inches: what"s not to love?); the Gloriously Sleazy Baseball Cap-Wearing Donkey Dong Daddy (you know who you are, tuff fukker: woof); "Cop #1" (my very first uniformed cop--and a *****hung, uncut Winston Man, no less: damn, he tasted good); Hunky Bearded Businessman (always an honor and a privilege to service you, Sir); Big Dick Winston Man Steve; Columbus Cigar Bear Keith; hunky, goateed blue-collar Marlboro Men Steve and Wills; Joe Prather (the archetypal patrician, silver-haired Winston businessman); Humpy Bearded Winston Man; bespectacled, goateed, pierced Marlboro leather nerd John (loved how you used to jack off in my face--and how you always let me clean your dripping dick with my mouth, woof!); Mr. Goerlitz (you gorgeous fucking Winston *****); the amazing bespectacled Marlboro Leather Daddy with the Dick of Death; Jeff Chance (my very own Winston Man Deputy Dawg); the magnificent fat young Marlboro Man I orally worshipped in front of an au*****nce in a porno theater tearoom--sucked a load out of his short, stubby dick then let him breed my ass while everybody watched and cheered us on (he chained his Reds and clutched the box in his hand the whole time as I chained my "stons); Dale (the awesome, mustachioed Winston-smoking truckdriver); tit-ringed, mustachioed, Brazilian Marlboro Manfuck Regis; Jim, a humpy, bespectacled, Winston-smoking hustler and his elephant-dicked Winston Dago Daddy Father-in-Law (thnx, "ston studs: that carton of Winstons, two cases of beer and three vials of pure amyl nitrate helped make it a weekend to remember); the hunky, pony-tailed Marlboro Man from around the block (I fucking loved corrupting you, "straight" stud); the magnificent bespectacled, goateed, pierced, baseball cap-wearing, Winston-smoking manfuck I picked up in a shopping mall parking lot; the awesome, silver-haired Winston Dago Daddy with the luscious uncut cock; Cigar Dad Vegas; Marlboro Irish Leather Top Dennis; Jay, the beautiful, bespectacled, pierced, uncut, Winston-smoking leather *****; the Cole Tucker and Joey Stefano lookalikes I enjoyed one scorching hot Rush, beer and Winston-soaked 3-way with in my basement one Sunday afternoon; the awesome bespectacled, baseball-cap wearing young Winston Man I picked up at a (NOT x-rated) movie theater; that hot fucking bespectacled, Marlboro-smoking ***** school leather nerd and his equally fine Marlboro-puffing leather buddy that I bought Rush and Spanish Fly for at an adult bookstore when the clerk wouldn"t let them in (then wound up taking back to my place where we smoked, snorted, sucked and fucked all night long); the humpy bearded Winston businessman I *****ed with in the tearoom of a white table cloth-style restaurant; the bespectacled, stub*****, baseball cap-wearing Winston Dago Daddy with an awesome uncut cock; the fat, bigass cigar-smoking Harley *****dy from "Bike Night" (thnx for those two juicy loads you gave me in the port-a-john, leather *****--and thnx also for sending in your burly, bearded, gar-chomping Harley buddy to plow my throat and ass after you were done using me); the bespectacled, uncut, chain-smoking trucker *****dy who kept two boxes of smokes (one Reds; the other Winstons) inside his plaid flannel shirt pocket at all times, and gave me one juicy load after another inside his cab one hot summer night at my favorite cruisy truck stop; "Nine Long" (your name says it all: loved the way you could stick the filter tip of a lit Winston inside your gaping piss slit, stud *****dy); Sheriff Ed (a bespectacled, uncut, Winston-smoking law en*****ment honcho); Joe the "Woof Man" ("woof-woof," bearded, tit-ringed Marlboro Baby); "Straight Strokin" and "Brian-the-Beautiful-Big-Dicked Kid" (I turned these humpy, clean-shaven, allegedly "bi" preppie numbers into bearded, tit-ringed Winston whores in record time: among my proudest achievements); the ruggedly handsome bearded Winston Daddy with a beautiful uncut cock; Dave Colts and Yaz (my favorite Marlboro Couple: thnx for all the smoke, loads and piss, guys); Rick (a bespectacled, stub*****, *****-kicking, *****hung, baseball cap-wearing Marlboro Cow*****) and Jake "Stanton" (your equally studly, uncut, separated-at-birth Winston Man *****); David (a magnificent bearded, pierced, uncut Winston-smoking leatherman); my ultimate Winston Dago Daddy, Mike (fuck yeah, Daddy: Rush and Winstons definitely go together); and the immortal Winnie the Winston Sailor Man, Smoke Daddy for an entire generation of smoke*****s (oink-oink).