barmcake

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UK bi guy â just here for fun.

Just looking to get to know genuine people who know how to enjoy themselves and have some fun â that"s the point in XTube, isn"t it?

***NOTE: These double apostrophes are not my own***

Turn Ons

Definitely an admirer of women (and men) with meat on their bones, that"s BBWs and BHMs if you like to use labels... I"d say I"m a tactile person, I love lots of touching and kissing and, of course: shagging!

People with a good sense of humour is always a plus... Even a terrible sense of humour wouldn"t go amiss, quite frankly.

Turn Offs

Ignorance, bigots, narrow-minds and bad personal hygiene. Oh, and moths... they make me scream like a *****.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:
Attached
Kids:
None
Relocate:
Anywhere
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English
Social Orientation:
Liberal
Humor:
Anything
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
Someday

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Good question, answer on the back of a postcard please... If there are any Nigella Lawson clones on here, please do give me a yell.
Looking for:
Male,
Female,
Bi-Couple
Appearance:
Whole package matters more

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Eyes
Body Type:
Few extra pounds
Height:
6 ft 0 in (182.88 cm)
Eyecolor:
Blue
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Hair Length:
Short
Facial Hair:
Sideburns
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Chest,
Pits,
Legs
Body Decorations:
Body Piercings,
Tounge Piercing
Glasses or Contacts:
Contacts

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Entertainment:
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Theater/Arts
Television Shows:
Arts & Entertainment,
Cartoons,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
News,
Reality Shows,
Sci-Fi,
Stand Up Comedy
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Animation,
Family,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Documentary,
Drama,
Fantasy,
Horror,
Independent,
Mystery,
Porn,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers
Music Styles:
Hip-Hop,
Indie,
Rap,
Punk,
Soundtracks
Favorite Books:
Fantasy,
Fiction,
Horror,
Magazines,
Mystery,
Non Fiction,
Sci-Fi,
Thrillers
Sports Orientation:
Not Interested
Exercise:
Couch potato

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Artistic/Creative/Performance
Work:
Full Time
Living Arrangement:
Live alone
Food:
American,
Chinese,
Fast food,
Greek,
Japanese,
Indian,
Italian,
Mexican,
Pizza

Sexual Interests

Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Blindfolds,
Butt Play,
Food Play,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Phone Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Toys
Most Erogenous zones?:
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Neck,
Nipples
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Neck,
Nipples
Dirty talk during sex?:
Entirely depends on my mood
Locations:
A dark back alley,
A movie theatre,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
My desk at work,
My yard
Making home videos/pics:
I'd consider doing
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Night clubs

Movies

Too many to list here, you"ll have to ask me personally if you"re really that interested!

Hobbies

As a designer, I guess I"d say my hobby is also my profession.

Books

Recent reads include Johnny Come Home by Jake Arnott and The Hacienda by Peter Hook (more of a biography, but still an interesting read)... and I"m still a huge fan of Douglas Adams.

Music

Mostly New Wave (as in 70/80s New Wave even though I"m too young to remember it the first time around)... Joy Division, Blon*****, LCD Soundsystem, Belle & Sebastian, David Bowie, Wild Beasts, MGMT, Hot Chip, Blur, The Smiths, Morrissey, Beastie Boys, Beck, New York Dolls, The Drums, The New Pornographers, Saint Etienne, Chapel Club,!!! (Chk Chk Chk)... The list goes on.

Are you still reading? No? Didn"t think so! :)

Comments (54)

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2 years ago Disabled Account

"Oh, and moths... they make me scream like a *****."

Sounds like me with bees, spiders, and *****s ._. Anyway. Thanks for the comment! I will be making more as time goes on ;)

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6 years ago Disabled Account

Add Me MSN: babyjane11@windowslive.com

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6 years ago Disabled Account

you are one gorgeous man! :)

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6 years ago Disabled Account

Thank you for the comment =)

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technochef

7 years ago technochef

 hot pics man!

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