ah_ha

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Take on ME.

**three orgasmic Xtube years and counting!**

I"m a TAKEN, straight 20-something chinese/white female who"s mostly just on here to look and post in the forums. I never intended to upload any videos... then I made one on a whim, and when it didn"t work, I split it in two and posted both halves. We"ll see if I have any more of these random whims in the future. ^_o

*UPDATE 1/8* Happy 2012 my fellow pervs! Yes, I"m still here. I still post in the forums regularly. Still working on getting the *****friend to take a pic or two of me. We usually just start screwing like rabbits instead. No complaints here! :P

*******
I took the time to write out a bit of a profile... I appreciate it when others do the same.

If I add/subscribe to you out of the blue it"s cuz I like what I"m looking at and I want to see more! For requests, my policy is no profile pic = no add. I"m sorry but I have no clue who most of you are, and that"s the quickest way to check.
If you have a pic on your profile and you like what you see, go ahead and add me. I don"t bite- too hard. Hehe.

I MAY be uploading more content sometime. Meanwhile, hope you enjoy the pics and vids I have up. =)

Turn Ons

A hot body with a good hard cock spraying thick waves of glistening cum. Mmmm!
Less immediately sexual things I like in a man include eyes, smile, and a decently good sense of humor, which includes the ability to see just enough humor in my bad jokes to laugh along with them. I also appreciate those with good taste in many aspects of the finer world around us- namely visual and auditory, but the other senses are quite important too. I love the smell of sweetpeas, enjoy touching and being touched beyond merely sexually pleasurable ways, and I love eating delicious foods, especially when I didn"t cook them.

For the record, I like looking at women too. I am very definitely straight, but I can appreciate beauty as much as anyone else. If a woman is hot, you know I"m going to be looking too. ;)

I have a special place in my heart for my fellow forumites! If you post on the forums, you"ll probably get to know me a hell of a lot quicker than just trying to message me out of the blue. Yes, I have been reading my mail and comments, but nearly all the time I spend on this site is on the message board. Plus, as a non VIP I can"t possibly message everyone back anyway.
forums.xtube.com ï Go ahead, click it. You know you"re curious. ^_o

Turn Offs

In approximate order of magnitude:
â Rude, *****en idiocy, including but not limited to making a fool of oneself in front of the local store clerks, complete with veiled insults within undesired sexual advances. Why yes, this happened to me recently, which is why it"s # 1.
â Those with such low self-esteem that they feel the need to belittle others to make themselves feel better; i.e. bigotry, intolerance, sexism, racism, etc.
â General insensitivity; though I can forgive a lack of understanding proper social mores.
â Bodily waste, overly strong bodily odors, periods (yes, my own as well)... use your imagination to fill this in some more.

About myself

Ethnicity:
Mixed
Education:
Some college
Marital Status:
Attached
Kids:
None
Relocate:
Within the continent
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Social Orientation:
Moderate
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
Someday

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Too many desired qualities to list... but for now let"s just leave this as: "tall, dark and handsome." I"m HAPPILY TAKEN, gentlemen, so I"m not looking for anything anymore. I"ve found him. =) Do feel free to perv away, though! The *****friend knows I"m on here, and though he"s camera shy, I might be able to convince him to get behind the lens at some point. I certainly keep trying!
Age of partner from:
24
Age of partner to:
36
For Activities:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies,
1-on-1 sex,
Group sex(3 or more),
Exhibitionism & Voyeurism
Appearance:
Pretty important
Partners genitals should be:
Trimmed to be neat,
Completely shaved
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters
Tobacco Preference:
I dont want my partner to smoke
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly,
I want my partner to drink lightly

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Chest
Body Type:
Petite
Height:
5 ft 2 in (157.48 cm)
Weight:
120-129lbs (54.43 kg)
Eyecolor:
Brown
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Hair Length:
Medium
Body Hair:
Fully Shaved
Pubic Hair:
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Body Decorations:
Earrings
Glasses or Contacts:
Glasses
Allergies:
Animals,
Foods,
Perfume/Cologne,
Pollen,
Smoke,
Other
Sexual Diseases:
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly,
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly,
Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Board games,
Coffee and conversation,
Computer Games,
Cooking,
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Photography,
Television (watching),
Watching sports
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Computer games,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
Nightclubs/Parties,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Theater/Arts
Television Shows:
Anime,
Arts & Entertainment,
Cartoons,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Movie Channels,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms,
Stand Up Comedy,
Talk Shows
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Animation,
Family,
Classics,
Documentary,
Drama,
Fantasy,
Independent,
Romance,
Science Fiction,
War
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Classic Rock,
Classical,
Dance & DJ,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Hip-Hop,
Indie,
International,
Miscellaneous,
Pop/Top 40,
Rap
Sports Orientation:
Watch
Exercise:
Walking to the car is enough for me

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Retail/Food services
Work:
Part Time
Income:
Less Than $25,000
Living Arrangement:
Live alone
Food:
American,
Chinese,
Fast food,
Japanese,
Italian,
Mexican,
Pizza,
Seafood,
Thai,
Vegetarian,
Vietnameese

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Sexually Daring:
I'm curious
Sexual Activities:
Giving Oral Sex,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Toys
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Noon,
Late Night,
Weekdays
Sex, How often?:
All the time
Most Erogenous zones?:
Breasts,
Butt,
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Breasts,
Butt,
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck,
Nipples
Dirty talk during sex?:
Is a must during sex!
Locations:
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
My desk at work
Making home videos/pics:
Have a growing collection
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Night clubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Willing to experiment
Toys Which?:
Clit stimulators,
Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play:
Food is for eating!
Bondage Gear:
Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Bisexual,
Cumshots,
Interracial
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
Wish my partner would watch with me
Porn Movies, How often?:
Once or twice a week

Hobbies

Musicality:
singing, songwriting, guitar and piano

Video games: I haven"t had that much time for any lately, but I do love a good rpg.

Webcomics reading list includes:
Questionable Content
xkcd
Looking For Group
Hyperbole and a Half

Other:
internet forumwhoring
the twittarz
general craftiness, e.g. crochet, origami, sewing
good, intelligent conversation
GREAT SEX.

Activities (10)

Preview from VIDEO

Shower time

I step in, lather my body up with suds, shave my legs and mound... and have a little more fun.

Length:
5:40
Viewed:
13198
Rating:
78%

ah_ha has uploaded a new Video

5 years ago ah_ha
Preview from VIDEO

Playtime part 1 - REUP

1st half of the ***** vid. I spread my legs and adjust the camera, then get to work with my toy....

Length:
4:55
Viewed:
20913
Rating:
96%

ah_ha has uploaded a new Video

5 years ago ah_ha
Preview from VIDEO

Playtime part 2 - REUP

My first vid didn't work for most of you, so I split it in two and reuploaded each half. Enjoy...

Length:
4:40
Viewed:
10926
Rating:
98%

ah_ha has uploaded a new Video

5 years ago ah_ha
Preview from VIDEO

playing

I got a toy and had a little fun on cam. EDIT. Yes, I'm aware the vid is cutting out after a...

Length:
9:43
Viewed:
39708
Rating:
98%

ah_ha has uploaded a new Video

5 years ago ah_ha

Comments (123)

jose1ram

1 year ago jose1ram

Ahha! Happy 2015!!

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FullPump

1 year ago FullPump

deleting

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Disabled Account

2 years ago Disabled Account

hey thanks for adding me :)

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muschi888

2 years ago muschi888

thank you for the add & for these sexy vids & pics <3

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kidchis

2 years ago kidchis

WOW! Your pussy is a work of art! I love the coloring of your lips!

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