acrotchwatcher

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Love your bulge!

Hi guys and men!

Having joined up here sometime ago now... I"m still kinda finding my feet here at the *****ent and loving it!

Being frank...

I"m really not here to hook up with some raunchy, blue eyed stud muffin just right now... Or fall truly, madly, deeply in love with some sun kissed Adonis who doesn't know the difference between "no thanks" and "get lost creep"!!!

However... I have a lot of time and respect for the *****ly qualities in you.....

Elliot

Turn Ons

Has to be my boss... James. We live close by and have worked together for nearly eight years now... I see him nearly every day, probably 360 days a year... Even on Christmas days we meet up for a brief Champagne breakfast....

We have always enjoyed a very close professional relationship for more than seven years now. Monday nights we always hang out together... Restaurants, movies, bars, fast cars,... etc.. I can count on one hand the number Mondays nights missed in the last five years.... Other colleagues and ***** members often tease us about our Monday night escapades out together and we are often referred to, affectionately, as the 'Boy's Club'.

He has always declared he's straight to me... However, I'm not so sure... I"m still working on it!!!

Funny, his wife once whispered in my ear one day.. that she thought James might like to experiment with another man one day.... and she has always been very speedy to show off to me any new underwear she's bought for him, on one occasion, he was wearing them at the time!!! I didn't know were to look! Hmmmm...

Turn Offs

Generally, self absorbed and overly confident people who delude themselves in thinking they are the center of the universe, masters of the Milky Way and the whole world has only one purpose... it is only there to revolve around them. I think we all know one!

War, ***** and oppression really distresses me.

Dishonesty, insincerity, disrespect and general bad behavior always gets the thumbs down from me!

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
Not that I know of
Relocate:
Anywhere
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English,
French/Francais,
Portuguese/Portugues,
Spanish/Espanol
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Social Orientation:
Very Liberal
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Clever,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Anything
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
Probably not

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
I have to confess... I like the likeability factor.... Reliably strong, hard working, sensitive with amazing eyes. Fun, with a naughty sense of humor - Dignified, proud and wise with an emotional edge. Someone who takes some pride in their appearance without being too vain. Spontaneous, with an element of risk without being too outrageous just for the sake of it. A person who has some appreciation for the everyday beauty that surrounds us all in some way.... I really go for the inner person and character rather than the traditional look of a 'drop ***** gorgeous' guy.... I know what I like! Having owned and rescued a *****, a few cats and a ***** over the years.... I like to see a caring, responsible and serious side to anyone's nature.
Looking for:
Male
Age of partner from:
40
Age of partner to:
69!
For Activities:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies,
Discreet Relationship,
Exhibitionism & Voyeurism
Appearance:
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy,
Average,
Trimmed to be neat,
Completely shaved
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters
Tobacco Preference:
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly,
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly,
I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Eyes
Body Type:
Slender
Height:
5 ft 8 in (172.72 cm)
Eyecolor:
Blue
Hair Color:
Light Brown
Hair Length:
Short
Facial Hair:
Smooth,
Sideburns
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved; Normal
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Chest,
Treasure trail,
Pits,
Legs
Body Decorations:
None
Glasses or Contacts:
None
Allergies:
Nothing at all!

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Antiques/Collectibles,
Arts/Museums,
Board games,
Books/Reading,
Business networking,
Business news,
Camping/Outdoors,
Coffee and conversation,
Computer programming,
Cooking,
Fashion,
Movies (making),
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Painting,
Photography,
Playing cards,
Politics,
Shopping,
Television (watching),
Travel/Sightseeing
Entertainment:
Dancing,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
Symphony/Opera,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Theater/Arts,
Wine tasting
Television Shows:
Arts & Entertainment,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Movie Channels,
News,
Reality Shows,
Sci-Fi,
Soft Porn,
Stand Up Comedy,
Talk Shows,
Variety Shows
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Family,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Documentary,
Drama,
Fantasy,
Film-Noir,
Independent,
Musicals,
Mystery,
Porn,
Romance,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers
Music Styles:
Classic Rock,
Classical,
Folk,
Indie,
International,
Jazz,
Miscellaneous,
New Age,
Opera,
Pop/Top 40,
R&B/Soul,
Rock 'n Roll,
Soundtracks
Favorite Books:
Best Sellers,
Biographies,
Erotica,
Fantasy,
Fiction,
History,
Magazines,
Mystery,
Non Fiction,
Romance,
Science/Technology,
Thrillers,
Travel
Sports Orientation:
Watch
Exercise:
Walking to the car is enough for me

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Self-Employed
Work:
Self Employed
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
Living Arrangement:
Live alone
Food:
American,
Cajun,
Chinese,
French,
Greek,
Japanese,
Indian,
Italian,
Persian,
Seafood,
Thai,
Vietnameese

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Sexually Daring:
I'm curious
Sexual Activities:
Exhibitionism,
Food Play,
Glory Holes,
Group Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Making Movies,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Phone Sex,
Public sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing,
Threesomes
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Noon,
Late Night,
Weekdays
Sex, How often?:
At least once a week
Most Erogenous zones?:
Back,
Butt,
Calves,
Ears,
Hands,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Back,
Butt,
Calves,
Ears,
Hands,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck
Dirty talk during sex?:
Sometimes I really get into it
Locations:
A movie theatre,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
An airplane,
My bed,
My desk at work,
My yard,
The beach
Making home videos/pics:
Have a few pics of myself
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Night clubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Never
Toys Which?:
I dont use toys
Food for play:
Apple pie,
Bananas,
Chocolate sauce,
Ice,
Ice cream,
Pudding,
Strawberries,
Whipped cream
Bondage Gear:
Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
Bisexual,
Cumshots,
Gay,
Mature,
Soft
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner,
With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?:
Often

Movies

Films.... Wow...

The Kite Runner .... Although terribly harrowing.... It’s a superb masterpiece that I could never watch again!

And in no particular order..... The following!

The Year of Living of Dangerously
Hidden Dragon, Crouching Tiger
Nanny McPhee
Grease
Gladiator
Hair
The Usual Suspects
One flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Silkwood
Amelie
Gladiator
Ghost
Sherk
Star Wars
The Name of the Rose
Bladerunner
The Jungle Book
True Lies
Angels & Demons
The Long Kiss Goodnight
The Wizard of Oz

Hobbies

Crotch and bulge watching... Malls, supermarkets, beach, in the street, bars, work, cars.... anywhere!

I would love to see some of your bulge/crotch shots or videos... If not yours... maybe your bud*****s!!!

Shock me!

Books

I mainly enjoy reading travel books and guides etc.. Anything to do with current affairs, magazines, newspapers.

I have always respected the now late Maya Angelou.
A remarkable person, social commentator, author and poet.

Favorite sexual fantasy

Probably, rubbing and teasing another guys healthy looking bulge in a car until it gets really hard....

After a reciprocated response and a little dirty talk.... Pulling over, for some unzipping, groping and some mutual fun!

Hmmmmm

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