_Gorilla

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"Is his wallet leather?
Is his wallet fat?
For not a year later
it"s got you lyin" on your back.
You shoula closed your windows,
and got another *****.
You shoulda chained up all the doors
and switched up all the locks."

-Clutch "Regulator"

Ok, comeon, please tell me that someone out there listens to these guys!!!

An update. I am no longer driving truck. Sad since trucking is one of the last of the great industries that guarantee even the fuglyest *****fuckers a sure lay in the gay community. However, after over 4 years behind the wheel, the snow, ice, stupid antics of some of you 4-wheelers out there, ***** dispatchers, complacent driver managers, too many miles when you don"t need em, not enough when you do, hometime that never really quite seems to happen. Frankly, I"m pretty content being out of the truck. So all those trucker-suckers, and big rig chasers, sorry no 24-hour resets in your town, and sadly, no more of my millions of potential *****ren haphazardly dumped all over the drivers seat and floor of my rig for your viewing pleasure.

So a little about me huh... I know the terms by heart, masculine, normal guy, ***** next door, all the terms that describe your average normal fellow citizen of any town USA, well thats pretty much me. However I need to make a clarification here. I am a masculine guy, but not in that over the top hypermasculine nitro-fuled racecar explosion of the term, "masculine". You all know the one, the big muscled cut *****dy of a dude standing there with his 11 inch cock pointing straight north, the ring from a can of dip in his well worn jeans, and a bottle of Bud Light which your not entirely sure is actually beer, or piss. Nope, that"s most definitely not me. To me masculinity is something that flows like water. Masculinity has no need to be coerced or *****d and has no need for iconoclasm. It is what it is.

End rant.

I thankfully have not changed much from being in the truck. I am still a smoker, 100% blue-collar (working class) and have a bit of a cigarette fetish, I am still a pervert, and I am still an exhibitionist, and I still love men who think that sucking dick is next to godliness and can edge a guy for "as long as it takes" and fuckin MEAN it. I love beer like our aforementioned iconoclast, but I prefer dark beers ***** for their complexity of flavor rather than 0 to *****faced in 20 beers kind of beers. I love Southern Comfort (double shots over ice), 420 and a fresh bottle of poppers and a pack of Camel Wides. I also like long walks on the beach and throwing up a "Rock On!" handsign while fucking your asshole, so a gentleman I am not (usually).

I detest dance music. Tolerably mind you, but detest it none the less...

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Turn Ons

One would think it ridiculous to shake the hand of a stranger then find themselves in a bathroom *****ly washing his hands in some act of contrition. Casual sex is hottest when it is casual, and free of guilt or judgement.
Cocksuckers who view sucking dick as a religious *****ent, phallic worship, a zen activity.
The possibility of getting caught.
Cock rings.
Masculine men who are just naturally masculine with nothing to prove.
Pig bottoms (non-pushy ones at that).
Sucking dick for the right man.
Poppers.
Weed.
Smokes.
Smokers.
Large unkempt beards.
Heavy tattoo work.
Long goatees.
Edging.
Clutch (the band).
Exhibitionism.
Orgasms.
Orgies.
Amateur anything.
Decisive men.
Confidence.
Chest hair.
Shaved heads.
Blue-collar working kinds of men.

Turn Offs

Pushy bottoms.
Men who suck dick for the cum rather than to please the man.
Uptight pissy judgmental people.
Bullies.
A-List anyone"s.
Attitude.
Stale poppers.
The indecisive.
Men who shoe shop for sex.
Bigots.
Anyone with "88" in their screen name.
Bull***** fake ass dudes who play the "skinhead" cause its "hot".

About myself

Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a heavy social smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I don't drink at all

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Heavily tattooed ***** from hell...
Looking for:
Male,
Gay-Couple,
Group

Physical Profile

Body Type:
Few extra pounds

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Sexual Activities:
Butt Play,
Exhibitionism,
Gangbangs,
Glory Holes,
Group Sex,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Humiliation,
Making Movies,
Mutual Masturbation,
Naturism/Nudism,
Public sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Threesomes
Locations:
A dark back alley,
A movie theatre,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A rollercoaster,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
An airplane,
My bed,
My desk at work,
My yard,
The beach,
Under a waterfall
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs,
Adult theatres,
Swinging

Movies

Anything good which is wholly subjective. But porn makes a good "plan B".

Hobbies

SLR photography, masturbation, food, Guiness, Irish car bombs, Southern Comfort, and you.

Books

Tend to lean towards American classics, anthropomorphic literature, biographies, science and culture.

Music

Holy *****, let me see if I can take a stab at this.
Top Bands That Come To Mind:

The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Beatles
Jethro Tull
Minus The Bear
Morphine
Queens of the Stoneage
Clutch
Miles Davis
Chick Corea
The Police
The Vandals
Bad Brains
Face to Face
Madball
Wind Up Birds
Public Enemy

Check... Nothing there has changed at all, right on track.

Activities (32)

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Breaking In The New Peterson

Got a new toy today. A Peterson Pipe from thier Standard System, a 317 smooth apple bowl...

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20:26
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2 years ago _Gorilla
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Cigarette First

No cock in this one, just figured my smokin bud*****s might appreciate a smoke video. Right...

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5:53
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88%

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2 years ago _Gorilla
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The Greasy Paw Session pt 5 aka The Blast Tyrant Sessions

Last of the Greasy Paw Sessions, cheesing out gooning to poppers. P.S. my beard is so awesome,...

Length:
5:16
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85%

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2 years ago _Gorilla
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The Greasy Paw Sessions pt. 4 aka The Blast Tyrant Sessions

Did I mention that I chain smoke like a *****fucker in this?

Length:
13:54
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3850
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97%

_Gorilla has uploaded a new Video

2 years ago _Gorilla
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The Greasy Paw Sessions Pt 3, aka The Blast Tyrant Sessions

LOL, ok I get the fuck into this band, and this album had to have been made with jerkin off in...

Length:
8:01
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7902
Rating:
94%

_Gorilla has uploaded a new Video

2 years ago _Gorilla
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Greasy Paw Smokers Session Pt. 1 aka. The Blast Tyrant Sessi

Wasn't in any hurry whatsoever. Kickin back, playin with my pud listening to Clutch.

Length:
22:11
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6672
Rating:
93%

_Gorilla has uploaded a new Video

2 years ago _Gorilla

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