ZenGhost222

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I"m an average-looking country guy transplanted into the big(ger) city. I like women of all shapes, sizes, and colors, and I like *****s too, though that little fact is still closeted. ********** If you want, you can e-mail me at zen.ghost.222@gmail.com. I love sexy chat but I also love intelligent conversation.

Turn Ons

Intelligence. Sense of humor and irony. Women of various shapes and colors. Delicious pussies. Young *****y *****s with pretty mouths and tight asses. Large cocks to use my ass like a cunt.

Turn Offs

Pain or ***** and bodily waste products are my no-fly zones. Bad smells or *****anliness.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Relocate:
Within the state
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English
Faith:
Buddhist/Taoist
Social Orientation:
Non-conformist
Humor:
Anything
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
Probably not

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Ideally, a fiercely intelligent nerdy ***** or a cute little femme ***** who likes all the same things I do. Beyond that, I would take each person as he or she comes.
Looking for:
Male,
Female,
Bi-Couple,
Lesbian-Couple,
Gay-Couple,
TS/TG/TV,
Group
Age of partner from:
18
Age of partner to:
50
For Activities:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies,
Discreet Relationship,
Exhibitionism & Voyeurism
Appearance:
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be:
Trimmed to be neat,
Completely shaved
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters
Tobacco Preference:
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Lips
Body Type:
Few extra pounds
Height:
5 ft 9 in (175.26 cm)
Weight:
220-229lbs (99.79 kg)
Eyecolor:
Blue
Hair Color:
Light Brown
Hair Length:
Very Short
Facial Hair:
Beard
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Hairy Bodyzones:
Chest,
Tummy
Body Decorations:
None
Glasses or Contacts:
Glasses
Allergies:
Nothing at all!
Sexual Diseases:
Not tested

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Arts/Museums,
Books/Reading,
Camping/Outdoors,
Coffee and conversation,
Computer Games,
Cooking,
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Photography,
Television (watching)
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Computer games,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
T.V./Videos/DVDs
Television Shows:
Cartoons,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Music Channels,
Movie Channels,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms,
Stand Up Comedy,
Variety Shows
Movie Categories:
Action,
Animation,
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Porn,
Science Fiction,
War,
Westerns
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Blues,
Classic Rock,
Country,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Folk,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Hip-Hop,
Industrial,
Miscellaneous,
Rap,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll,
Soundtracks
Favorite Books:
Fantasy,
Fiction,
History,
Horror,
Magazines,
Sci-Fi,
Science/Technology
Sports Orientation:
Not Interested
Exercise:
Walking to the car is enough for me

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Technical/Computers/Engineering
Work:
Full Time
Income:
$35,001 to $50,000
Living Arrangement:
Live with pets
Food:
American,
Chinese,
Fast food,
Greek,
Italian,
Mexican,
Pizza,
Thai

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Bi-Sexual
Sexually Daring:
I'm sexually shy
Sexual Activities:
Butt Play,
Breast/Nipple Clamps,
Crossdressing,
Dominance/Discipline,
Fisting,
Glory Holes,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Leather,
Mutual Masturbation,
Naturism/Nudism,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Rubber/PVC/Latex,
Strap-Ons,
Threesomes,
Toys
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Noon,
Weekdays
Sex, How often?:
Not a big part
Most Erogenous zones?:
Butt,
Ears
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Butt,
Ears
Dirty talk during sex?:
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Making home videos/pics:
Have a few pics of myself

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
A must
Toys Which?:
Anal/Climax beads,
Butt plugs/probes,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Strap-ons,
Vaginas,
Vibrating eggs/bullets
Bondage Gear:
Chastity devices,
Collar and leash,
Gags,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Masks,
Nipple clamps,
Silk scarves
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
BBW,
Bisexual,
Bondage,
Cumshots,
Interracial,
Fetish,
Gay,
Gonzo,
Hard,
Mature,
Lesbian,
Rimming,
Teen (18+),
Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?:
Often

Movies

All sorts of come*****s, especially the 80s stuff--The Three Amigos, Caddyshack, Airplane, anything Richard Pryor or Bill Murray, stuff like that. Also fantasy--Lord of the Rings, Willow, Labyrinth, etc. Cheesy 80s action--Beverly Hills Cop, any Arnie shoot-em-ups, ad infinitum.

Hobbies

I"m a corn-fed geek. I like computer games like World of Warcraft, Lord of the Rings Online, the Civilization series, and stuff like that. Huge reader, with all sorts of fantasy, political humor, science fiction, and history on my shelves. I like to go to state parks and walk around and take pictures, and I love to cook.

Books

Terry Pratchett"s Discworld series. Robert Jordan"s Wheel of Time. Terry Goodkind"s Sword of Truth (though the writer"s extreme republican POV is really showing through in these books). P. J. O"Rourke and Al Franken (conservative republican political humor and liberal democrat political humor). Tom Clancy and Larry Bond"s espionage and military fiction. David Poyer"s naval fiction (good fucking stuff, if you read). History--I have books on the history of the catapult, chemical and biological warfare in the ancient world, the history of food preservation, the Spartans of ancient Greece, the history of money and banking in Europe in the 1100s-1300s, and a lot more.

Music

When I was 16 it was straight thrash metal and hard rock. Now I"ve added blues, rap, country (old-school outlaw and alternative country, mostly), and folk music. The Black Crowes, Todd Snider, Steve Earle (fuck yeah!), Metallica, Over*****, Anthrax, 50 Cent, Public Enemy, The Sisters of Mercy, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry. Omg.

Favorite sexual fantasy

Let us count the ways. Love to eat pussy...have a woman sit on my face. Would love to eat a pregnant pussy...or black pussy...or a cum-filled pussy. Preferably all three. ^_^ I like anal play...fucking my ass with dildos or plugs. Like to wear a plug in public while I shop, and/or a cock strap. Would looove to be fisted by a woman (a man's fist is probably too big for me). Or have her fuck me with a strap-on. I don't really want anything romantic from a manly man (no kissing or anything like that), but I would also love to have my ass used as a cunt by a huge cock, or suck a cock, as long as I don't have to interact with the actual guy it is attached to very much.

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Comments (14)

funnthymes

10 months ago funnthymes

Hey thank you for all your sweet comments!

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bgtmrb

11 months ago bgtmrb

Hot guy!

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alexeev

3 years ago alexeev

intellegence, variety of interests, an open mind, and I'll bet, some *****er nipples, too!  Are all you sensual country guys ghosts?  I'm surrounded by them, but none of them vibe like you.....

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mbutterfly76

4 years ago mbutterfly76

hey a guy thanks for the love;)

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Joe_Black_Second

4 years ago Joe_Black_Second

Thanks for your request. Welcome and invite to the sexual fantasies...
~ kisses

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