TheCrystalMethod

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Male, User (252 votes) 97%

THE CRYSTAL METHOD 2 THE MADNESS

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Turn Ons

DICK

Turn Offs

NO DICK

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Marital Status:
Single
Languages:
English
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Humor:
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Sweet & Kind ~ Hairy & Uncut Although, If You're Sweet & Kind, The Rest Doesn't Really Matter.
Looking for:
Male

Physical Profile

Body Type:
Athletic
Height:
5 ft 11 in (180.34 cm)
Weight:
160-169lbs (72.57 kg)
Eyecolor:
Green
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Hair Length:
Short
Facial Hair:
Smooth
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved; Normal
Body Decorations:
None
Glasses or Contacts:
None
Sexual Diseases:
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly,
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Cars,
Coffee and conversation,
Gardening/Landscaping,
Shopping
Entertainment:
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Theater/Arts
Television Shows:
Arts & Entertainment,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Music Channels,
News,
Sit-coms,
Stand Up Comedy,
Talk Shows,
Variety Shows
Movie Categories:
Action,
Animation,
Comedy,
Documentary,
Drama,
Mystery,
Romance,
Thrillers
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Broadway & Vocalists,
Classic Rock,
Country,
Dance & DJ,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Hip-Hop,
Industrial,
International,
Jazz,
Latin,
Miscellaneous,
New Age,
Pop/Top 40,
R&B/Soul,
Reggae,
Rock 'n Roll,
Soundtracks
Favorite Books:
Magazines,
Self-Help,
Travel
Sports Orientation:
Not Interested

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Self-Employed
Food:
American,
Cajun,
Chinese,
Fast food,
French,
Greek,
Italian,
Mexican,
Pizza,
Seafood,
Thai

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay

Sexual Accessories

Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
Cumshots,
Fetish,
Gay,
Hard,
Rimming,
Soft

Movies

DICK TRACY

Hobbies

SUCKING DICK
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MY BIO PAGE ON CHATURBATE:
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http://www.xtube.com
.
DIRECT LINKS TO THE BIGGEST DICKS
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& HAIRIEST GUYS ON CHATURBATE

Books

MOBY DICK
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Music

Vegas! By: THE CRYSTAL METHOD

Trance, Techno, Dance, Pop,

R&B, House, Hip-Hop

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(Q) What Is The Difference Between

A Drug Dealer And A Hooker?

(A) A Hooker Can Wash Her Crack

And Sell It Again!

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(Q) What Is The Difference Between A Rooster

And A Ho?

(A) A Rooster Says "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"

And A Ho Says "Any Cock Will Do."

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(Q) What Do You Call A Mushroom With A Nine

Inch Stem?

(A) A Funguy

Comments (33)

nacho125

1 year ago nacho125

just wanted to say thank you for checking out my profile

(0 votes) 0%

TheCrystalMethod

2 years ago TheCrystalMethod

MY BIO PAGE ON CHATURBATE:
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http://www.xtube.com .
DIRECT LINKS TO THE BIGGEST DICKS
.
& HAIRIEST GUYS ON CHATURBATE

(0 votes) 0%

Disabled Account

2 years ago Disabled Account

Will check out chaturbate.....looks complicated

TheCrystalMethod 2 years ago

Let me know what your username will be ;-) You're gonna love it, and viewers are gonna love you!

(1 votes) 100%

Disabled Account

2 years ago Disabled Account

I cannot find your additional comments?  Did you message on here, or to my email?

TheCrystalMethod 2 years ago

it only allowed me to e-mail. the site used to have private messaging, but i guess that's no longer an option. it was much easier, the other way, because you could check your messages right here on your page (but privately, of course)

(0 votes) 0%

Disabled Account

2 years ago Disabled Account

thanks for friend request, comments and picking so many favourites.

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