NeoEpoch

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just me. love to look around and watch couples gettin it on, bbw chicks doin their thing and stumbling onto whatever else peaks my interest...

i recently left my ex of 9 years and currently in another ltr, 8 months thus far. i"m 29yo,ïlooking for new friends, people to hang out with local to me and just to have fun when i can.I"m a recycler (yea, i haul other people"s trash to make extra money every day.ï0Ld sk00L h4X32, new skool cyber punk, Future Somebody... ïthings are getting better every day... so it"s been said.ïit"s a great life, if you don"t weaken.
oh ye, i have a mullet, usually braided and goes half way down my back with a shaved top part of my head. someone once said to love me is to know me (ithink thats how it went?!?!)ï

Turn Ons

i love the geeky/nerdy/dorky type *****s with intellect :) big *****s, any kinda pussy, red hair, long hair, big nipples, dirty talk, neck sucking, *****s who squirt, lingerie... i love pussy! any kind of pussy! :)

Turn Offs

fake people, fake anything (realism is the key), bone-skinny chicks, chicks who think they all that and they aint. yea, i like a homebodyï "emo" idiots ï you"re either GOTH or you"re not!!! (go throw yourself in a mosh pit at a hatebreed concert (or out the window of a very tall building), then come talk to me you panzy emo *****s)

About myself

Ethnicity:
Other
Education:
Associate's degree (2 years college)
Marital Status:
Attached
Kids:
None
Relocate:
No!
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English,
French/Francais,
German/Deutsch,
Spanish/Espanol
Faith:
Christian/Other
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick,
Anything
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a light social smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Want kids?:
Definitely

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
curvy big *****, woodsy/outdoors kinda chick, not too afraid of bugs but with limitations, sassy, sarcastic, intelligent, cuddly, kind and caring, long dark hair, freckles, outgoing, dreams of seeing the stars in the night sky, freak behind doors (or open woods), willing to experiment, *sigh* oh to dream a dream only be a dream and never to live...
Looking for:
Female
Age of partner from:
18
Age of partner to:
whatever
For Activities:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies,
1-on-1 sex,
Discreet Relationship,
Group sex(3 or more),
Bondage & Discipline,
Exhibitionism & Voyeurism,
Miscellaneous Fetishes,
Other "Alternative" Activities
Appearance:
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy,
Average,
Trimmed to be neat,
Completely shaved
Tobacco Preference:
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly,
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly,
I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily,
I want my partner to drink lightly

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Eyes
Body Type:
Few extra pounds
Height:
5 ft 9 in (175.26 cm)
Weight:
280-289lbs (127.01 kg)
Eyecolor:
Blue
Hair Color:
Other
Facial Hair:
Other
Body Hair:
Smooth
Hairy Bodyzones:
Legs
Body Decorations:
Earrings,
Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts:
Glasses
Allergies:
Other
Sexual Diseases:
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Antiques/Collectibles,
Board games,
Business networking,
Camping/Outdoors,
Cars,
Coffee and conversation,
Collecting,
Computer Games,
Fishing/Hunting,
Gardening/Landscaping,
Motorcycles,
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Nightclubs/Dancing,
Photography,
Playing cards,
Playing sports,
Shopping,
Television (watching),
Travel/Sightseeing,
Watching sports
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Computer games,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
Nightclubs/Parties,
T.V./Videos/DVDs
Television Shows:
Anime,
Arts & Entertainment,
Cartoons,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Music Channels,
Movie Channels,
News,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms,
Soft Porn,
Stand Up Comedy
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Animation,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Documentary,
Drama,
Fantasy,
Horror,
Mystery,
Porn,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers,
War,
Westerns
Music Styles:
Blues,
Classic Rock,
Classical,
Country,
Dance & DJ,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Hip-Hop,
Indie,
Industrial,
Latin,
Miscellaneous,
New Age,
Rap,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll
Favorite Books:
Fantasy,
Fiction,
History,
Magazines,
Non Fiction,
Sci-Fi,
Science/Technology
Sports Orientation:
Watch

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Labor/Construction
Work:
Shift Work
Income:
Less Than $25,000
Food:
American,
Cajun,
Chinese,
Fast food,
French,
Greek,
Japanese,
Indian,
Italian,
Mexican,
Mongolian,
Persian,
Pizza,
Seafood,
Thai,
Vegetarian,
Vietnameese

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Age Play,
Blindfolds,
Breast/Nipple Clamps,
Dominance/Discipline,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Leather,
Massage,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing,
Rubber/PVC/Latex,
Toys
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Noon,
Late Night,
Weekdays
Most Erogenous zones?:
Back,
Ears,
Neck
Role-playing fantasies:
Back,
Ears,
Neck
Dirty talk during sex?:
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Locations:
A dark back alley,
A movie theatre,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
My yard,
The beach,
Under a waterfall
Making home videos/pics:
I'd consider doing
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Willing to experiment
Toys Which?:
Anal/Climax beads,
Butt plugs/probes,
Clit stimulators,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play:
Bananas,
Carrots,
Cherries,
Chocolate sauce,
Cucumbers,
Frosting,
Grapes,
Ice,
Ice cream,
Jello,
Peanut butter,
Popsicles,
Strawberries,
Whipped cream
Bondage Gear:
Blindfolds,
Collar and leash,
Gags,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Medical gear,
Nipple clamps,
Silk scarves,
Whips
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
BBW,
Bondage,
Busty women,
Cumshots,
Fetish,
Hard,
Mature,
Lesbian
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
Wish my partner would watch with me
Porn Movies, How often?:
Often

Movies

extended versions of the LotR, matrix, labyrinth, dark *****stal, all monty *****, COWBOY BEBOP (i fuckin love it, can relate to it, yet to see the movie or ein"s fav"s), tri*****, AI (coulda woulda shoulda done it, blade runner (these 2 make me ***** cuz of what we may have accomplished, a long time ago), the stand, 300, spaceballs, star wars, any movie that fucks with your head and makes you think about it (like eXistenZ < ï reminds me of a game i played forever ago and a good mindfuck).

yea, i"m a geek. love a good scifi movie, love an awesome horror movie, love a good movie that just simply fucks with my head. not too many good scifi movies goin on out there anymore lol

one of my favs, this island earth. if you"ve ever seen it (it"s an old B rate, but good), when i was in tech, we had a diode just like that, with no matter how much voltage we put through it, it just simply wouldn"t be *****ed... lol

Hobbies

hardcore camping, mosh pits >:) yea, great stress reliever..., racing the mini-van (god i miss the t-bird...), *****s/*****s, shooting at half-empty canisters of propane (yea, i"m a suburban wannabe hick hillbilly at heart and its in my *****)

i hate cities. i"ve come to find out that, if i"m in philly without a reason, i don"t belong there. some people are just ignorant and out for themslves down there. not saying everyone in philly is like that, i"ve come across awesome people, but, the most of the people i"ve encountered down there, suck. not in a good way kinda suck.

so unless there"s money to be made or a woman to be seen, i think i"m gonna stay out of philly...

Books

writing my own. signed up with triond dot com. maybe i"ll put up the links to my stories and stuff.

Music

any kind, from classical to techno/trance, country to rap, hardcore metal, industrial. i LOVE johnny cash, and i LOVE any kind of metal. it"s a shame there are no heavy metal stations on the radio...

Activities (7)

Preview from VIDEO

banging the EXwifey clip 004

finally got something on cam with my phone, sorry for the quality. i fuckin love her moans and...

Length:
0:25
Viewed:
2152
Rating:
60%

NeoEpoch has uploaded a new Video

6 years ago NeoEpoch
Preview from VIDEO

banging the EXwifey clip 003

finally got something on cam with my phone, sorry for the quality. i fuckin love her moans and...

Length:
0:19
Viewed:
4554

NeoEpoch has uploaded a new Video

6 years ago NeoEpoch
Preview from VIDEO

banging the EXwifey clip 001

finally got something on cam with my phone, sorry for the quality. i fuckin love her moans and...

Length:
0:21
Viewed:
3198
Rating:
100%

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6 years ago NeoEpoch

My writing and poetry: I sit alone

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My writing and poetry: One more kiss

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My writing and poetry: Love ungiven

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Comments (22)

bibi75bibi

4 years ago bibi75bibi

you're a young sexy guy....yummy

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AlphaHarlot

4 years ago AlphaHarlot

Hi sexy!! :) How've you been doing?

NeoEpoch 4 years ago

hey good lookin :) been doin ok i guess lol, been in a new relationship and been busy. how bout yourself?

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XxNastyJapxX

5 years ago XxNastyJapxX

i'll be posting something soon...maybe tonite....<3.

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NeoEpoch

5 years ago NeoEpoch

plz, do the fat guy a favor and read this one... it'll make you laugh a bit. then, do the fat guy another quick favor, just click on an ad or two and/or click the "LIKE" button and/or leave a comment lol. don't have to buy or get suckered into anything, just click

 

 

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WetBBW

5 years ago WetBBW

I love that you have Labrynth listed in your Movies list. It's one of the movies from my *****hood that I remember the most. <3 I sent you a friend request, too. I hope you don't mind. :)

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