MrSerpent

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Male, User (29 votes) 99%

Bored And Horny

I like to have an experimental sexual life. Bi-curious Male who is not afraid to try new things.

As some can tell, I am fairly new to this, I appreciate all the comments and favorites you all give me. I am willing to do requests upon asking.Whatever you guys and gals want to see, I"m here to please you. As long as I am comfortable with it, I"ll try it. Hope you all like what you see.

Turn Ons

Biting, Scratching,Light Bondage, Shaved or Trimmed Privates, Giving and receiving oral, chubby/BBW *****s, Average *****s.

Turn Offs

Annoying people. Unshaved Parts. Stuck up people.

About myself

Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic
Education:
Associate's degree (2 years college)
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Relocate:
Within the city
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English
Faith:
Agnostic
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick,
Anything
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a light social smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker
Kids, How many?:
1
Want kids?:
Someday

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Not sure yet.
Looking for:
Female,
Bi-Couple,
TS/TG/TV
For Activities:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies,
1-on-1 sex
Partners genitals should be:
Trimmed to be neat,
Completely shaved
Tobacco Preference:
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
I like all my bodyparts!
Body Type:
Slender
Height:
5 ft 8 in (172.72 cm)
Weight:
140-149lbs (63.5 kg)
Eyecolor:
Brown
Hair Color:
Black
Hair Length:
Medium
Facial Hair:
Goatee,
Other
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Pits,
Legs
Body Decorations:
None
Glasses or Contacts:
None
Disabilities:
Asthma
Allergies:
Animals,
Pollen
Sexual Diseases:
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Board games,
Computer Games,
Movies (making),
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Playing cards,
Television (watching)
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Computer games,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
Symphony/Opera,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Theater/Arts
Television Shows:
Anime,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms,
Stand Up Comedy,
Variety Shows
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Animation,
Classics,
Comedy,
Crime,
Fantasy,
Horror,
Mystery,
Porn,
Science Fiction,
Thrillers,
War
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Classic Rock,
Classical,
Dance & DJ,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Hip-Hop,
Jazz,
Miscellaneous,
Rap,
Rock 'n Roll,
Soundtracks
Favorite Books:
Erotica,
Fantasy,
Fiction,
Horror,
Magazines,
Mystery,
Sci-Fi,
Thrillers
Sports Orientation:
Not Interested
Exercise:
Exercise occasionally

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Other profession
Work:
Shift Work
Food:
American,
Chinese,
Fast food,
Italian,
Mexican,
Pizza

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Bi-Sexual
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Blindfolds,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Making Movies,
Massage,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Threesomes
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Noon,
Weekdays
Sex, How often?:
At least once a week
Most Erogenous zones?:
Ears,
Feet,
Lips,
Neck
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Ears,
Feet,
Lips,
Neck
Dirty talk during sex?:
Entirely depends on my mood
Locations:
A movie theatre,
In the nature,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
The beach
Making home videos/pics:
Have a few videos of myself

Sexual Accessories

Toys Which?:
I dont use toys
Food for play:
Cherries,
Chocolate sauce,
Frosting,
Ice cream,
Popsicles,
Strawberries,
Whipped cream
Porn Movies, Which?:
Anal,
BBW,
Bondage,
Fetish,
Hard,
Mature,
Teen (18+),
Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
Wish my partner would watch with me
Porn Movies, How often?:
Often

Movies

Too many to list

Hobbies

Watching porn, Fapping, Watching Movies, Having Sex. Hanging out places.

Books

The Walking Dead, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Omnibus Graphic Novels

Music

Allot of rock, trance, metal, some hip-hop/rap. I listen to mostly anything except country.

Activities (11)

Preview from VIDEO

Virgin Asshole Play

Was curious to the feeling. I've never really tried anything like this. Sorry about the hairy...

Length:
1:24
Viewed:
532
Rating:
100%

MrSerpent has uploaded a new Video

1 year ago MrSerpent
Preview from VIDEO

Jerking off at work.

Not a lot of cum cause I was wanking before I got to work. So, sorry.

Length:
1:40
Viewed:
1446
Rating:
80%

MrSerpent has uploaded a new Video

3 years ago MrSerpent
Preview from VIDEO

Cumming on a mannequin

Yeah, got bored.

Length:
1:52
Viewed:
1985
Rating:
80%

MrSerpent has uploaded a new Video

3 years ago MrSerpent
Preview from VIDEO

Jerking with Phone.

After not pleasing myself for a whole week, it felt good to release. Phone was the only thing I...

Length:
1:40
Viewed:
1584
Rating:
98%

MrSerpent has uploaded a new Video

3 years ago MrSerpent
Preview from VIDEO

Homemade Fleshlight

I miss what real sex feels like....

Length:
1:49
Viewed:
2766
Rating:
100%

MrSerpent has uploaded a new Video

3 years ago MrSerpent

Comments (28)

Disabled Account

2 years ago Disabled Account

Nice cock thanks for the friend request!

MrSerpent 2 years ago

Thanks for the compliment. You are very much welcome.

(1 votes) 100%

BM801

3 years ago BM801


sorry try this:

http://www.xtube.com

MrSerpent 3 years ago

thanks, I'll give it a try.

(0 votes) 0%

BM801

3 years ago BM801

Homemade fleshlight:

1. Get a toy like this from a pound shop (poundland sell them)

http://www.xtube.com
(paste the above into a browser if it wont open)

2. Cut one end of this silicone puffer toy open

3.remove anything inside (sometimes they have a flashing ball inside),

4.get a pringle tube, empty it and  cut it in half discard the half which has the metal bottom

5.on the half pringle tube remaining keep the clear lid on one end and tape on if you wish (creates some suction - you may need to creat a small hole in the lid or somewhere in the pringle tube if ou find the vacuum is too much).

6.Insert the puffer toy into the tube through the open end (i.e the one without the lid on it), and using elastic bands and/or masking tape (not as sharp as cellotape) fold the edge of the toy's hole over the edge of the tube's end.

7.lube up and away you go.

Refinements
(you can create a tighter entrance by placing a loose rubberband just short of the puffer toy hole/ entrance you've cut before securing its opening to the tubes end. (before step 5).

if the puffer toy has a handle at one end dont cut this end off to make an entrance/hole and use it to secure the toy in place in the tube by securing it to the lid at the end.

(1 votes) 100%

Disabled Account

3 years ago Disabled Account

Thanks for the invite..  :)

(0 votes) 0%

Disabled Account

3 years ago Disabled Account

thanks for the friend request...

scott pilgrim is one of my favourite comics, too!

(1 votes) 100%
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