Happy_Mustache

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Male, User (297 votes) 99%

About...

Southern transplant to the Pacific Northwest. Furry, friendly, playful, educated enough to value common sense. Lover, husband, friend, *****, *****, buddy, playmate, romantic horn*****. I make work that people call art and that I just call "work".

After nearly 14 years together my Man & I got legally married.Now we can live out the fantasy of two married men getting it on. Sex feels dirtier that way. We have an extended ***** of men we hang out with, mutually support, celebrate, raise hell, and play with. Every now and again we play on our own, together and separately. We don't lie to each other - no secrets, no jealousy.

He's on here as nwperv so feel free to check him out and say hey.

I'm at that age where I can say "I'm too old/too young for this *****", including my own bad behavior. Not perfect, but I pay attention. I never take a compliment of any kind for granted. Most of my work and life takes place away from the screen, but I'll do my best to acknowledge/return messages, etc, and say "thank you" in a timely manner.

If something's not to my taste, I keep my virtual mouth shut and focus on what bones me. Hating isn't pretty. In fact, it makes the hater uglier than his target.

I appreciate the compliment of a friend invite, but if your profile has nothing of you or about you in it I'll decline the offer. I've made very rare exceptions for guys who've added my pix or vid to their favorites and/or who've been extremely complimentary, and have at least one self-photo.

If you send me an invite & we have a particular fetish or something else in common, feel free to tell me in as much dirty detail as possible. I love hearing what gives my bud*****s pleasure and comparing notes.

Healthy HIV+ and very careful with my neg bud*****s, tested regularly for all STD's. I know how to take care of my health, maximize pleasure, and minimize risk. I've known guys who claimed to be neg who only found out otherwise in the hospital, and men in their 40s or 50s needing a crash course in basic safer sex. I don't condemn, but I don't get it, either. With me, what I tell you is what you get.

Turn Ons

First impressions: eyes, hands, mouth, voice, scent, butt. Smiling is still the best and cheapest way to improve your looks. Respect for oneself and others. Kissing and nip work open a lot of doors. I have a hopeless boner for guy stuff. Gentleman, stud-next-door, bluecollar, country *****, bar trash: tasty choices on the male menu - and all sampled firsthand. I've felt perfectly at home at a black-tie dinner, or shoveling ********** in a *****. Not at the same time - but it would make a hell of a scene.

Boots, jeans, ballcaps, suits, sweat, socks, pits, underwear, headtrips, affection, grappling, making out. Men who ask for what they want. Flirting, sexual tension, men who smell like men, gasping at that first kiss 'cause we both want it so bad. Down and dirty mansex, power exchange, BDSM...or a long slow sensual afternoon/evening of old-fashioned lovemaking. The rest is negotiable. One thing you won't hear me say is "eeew". Ever.

I'm kind of a gearhead and of course love butt naked dudes (well, yeah). I also love getting myself and you from A to B in all kinds of ways. I talk about my M/M stripping stuff a bit more in the album "Ripping Good Time".

Men who say "please" and "thank you": excellent words for navigating XTube, not to mention life.

I've played with men of diverse races, ages, shapes, sizes, degrees of a*****-ness, and butchness.

Did I mention mustache rides?

Turn Offs

Liars, tweakers, posers, *****s, unchecked ego, treating others badly, slighting or insulting my husband, *****, or friends, passive-agressiveness, lack of self-respect and self-care, ignorance of consent, psychotic infatuation, HIV phobia, racism, ageism, misogyny, classism, withholding, prissiness, bad kissers.

Dudes who wig out over what other guys are into. Seriously? I didn't think 13-year-old *****s were allowed on this site. Just remember that somebody somewhere thinks you're disgusting, too.

About myself

Ethnicity:
Mixed
Education:
MA/MS/MBA
Marital Status:
Married
Kids:
None
Relocate:
No!
Languages:
English
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Social Orientation:
Very Liberal
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Slapstick
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a cigar/pipe smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I don't drink at all
Want kids?:
No way

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
I live with him, but what I/we look for in potential playmates is largely covered by the "Turn Ons" category.
Looking for:
Male,
Gay-Couple,
Group
Age of partner from:
full-grown
Age of partner to:
Mature & handsome
For Activities:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies,
1-on-1 sex,
Group sex(3 or more),
Bondage & Discipline,
Exhibitionism & Voyeurism,
Miscellaneous Fetishes,
Other "Alternative" Activities
Appearance:
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be:
Hairy
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
I like all my bodyparts!
Body Type:
Athletic
Height:
5 ft 9 in (175.26 cm)
Weight:
160-169lbs (72.57 kg)
Eyecolor:
Brown
Hair Color:
Black
Hair Length:
Very Short
Facial Hair:
Sideburns,
Moustache
Body Hair:
Very Hairy
Pubic Hair:
Unshaved and bushy
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Buns,
Chest,
Treasure trail,
Pits,
Tummy,
Legs
Glasses or Contacts:
None
Allergies:
Pollen

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Blues,
Broadway & Vocalists,
Classic Rock,
Classical,
Country,
Dance & DJ,
Electronic/Techno/House,
Folk,
Indie,
Industrial,
International,
Jazz,
Latin,
R&B/Soul,
Reggae,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll,
Soundtracks
Exercise:
Exercise regularly

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Self-Employed
Work:
Self Employed
Living Arrangement:
Live with spouse
Food:
American,
Cajun,
Chinese,
French,
Greek,
Japanese,
Indian,
Italian,
Mexican,
Persian,
Pizza,
Seafood,
Thai

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Gay
Sexual Activities:
Butt Play,
Dominance/Discipline,
Exhibitionism,
Fisting,
Glory Holes,
Group Sex,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Leather,
Making Movies,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Naturism/Nudism,
Piss Play,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing,
Sadomasochism,
Threesomes,
Toys
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Late Night,
Weekdays
Most Erogenous zones?:
Belly,
Butt,
Feet,
Lips,
Nipples,
Toes
Role-playing fantasies:
Belly,
Butt,
Feet,
Lips,
Nipples,
Toes
Dirty talk during sex?:
Sometimes I really get into it
Locations:
A dark back alley,
In the nature,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
My desk at work,
My yard,
The beach,
Under a waterfall
Making home videos/pics:
Have a growing collection
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Butt plugs/probes,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Swings
Food for play:
Food is for eating!
Bondage Gear:
Ass slappers,
Cock and Ball Toys,
Gags,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Medical gear,
Nipple clamps,
Paddles
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
Bondage,
Cumshots,
Interracial,
Gay,
Mature,
Rimming
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?:
Once or twice a week

Movies

Yes

Hobbies

Yes

Books

Yes

Music

Yes

Favorite sexual fantasy

Just one?

Activities (16)

Comments (223)

lthrbearaz

1 month ago lthrbearaz

Hey hot man, thanks for the comment on my new Palm Springs BB vid and adding it to your favorites.  Are you going to Smokeout this year?

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AllSeeingEye

2 months ago AllSeeingEye

Great profile. Fantastic moustache. Thanks for adding me as a friend.

(1 votes) 100%

Bands4u

2 months ago Bands4u

Thanks for all the comments - just want to know where is that shed and do you need a hand in it ?

(1 votes) 100%

blacksocker

3 months ago blacksocker

Mmmm nice profile

Happy_Mustache 3 months ago

The admiration's mutual, sexy man!

(1 votes) 100%

meatmutt

5 months ago meatmutt

cheers for the compliment on me clip mate! you blokes are hotter than hell! great style, great tastes! and dang, what that stache must feel like when you're rimming!

Happy_Mustache 5 months ago

You're welome & thanks for the add & compliments. It'd be hot as hell to cram my big stache between your cheeks and rim you deep fucker!

(1 votes) 100%
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