GermanFunPack

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I"m just a big ***** who has an exhibitionist streak, who finally decided to join. I"ve been using xtube for a while. It"ll be great to finally keep track of all the profiles and videos I really like.

I"m a pretty dorky guy who likes to make a lot of bad jokes, use a lot of sarcasm, and laugh at inappropriate comments. I have also been called geeky, but I can"t really talk about a lot of the geeky things.

I like just chatting with new people, too! It doesn"t have to be sexual, although I am a notorious flirt and tease.

I have a wide variety of moods that seem to take turns. Sometimes, I am a bottom bitch who wants a dominant guy to take me, some times, I want just a gentle guy to be with and I don"t care what we do, I also really enjoy topping and can get in the mood to want to power-fuck a nice ass. I also really enjoy rimming and being rimmed, both of which puts me in the mood for fucking, both in their respective directions.

Turn Ons

I"m a huge fan of nice butts, guys with hair, big guys in general, gingers, chubby faces, nice chests, and anyone who can match my wide variety of moods.

Turn Offs

People who don"t understand "no", *****, either too thin of people (if I can see your ribs poking out) or too big (I can"t fit my arms around you), or being unhygienic.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Marital Status:
Attached
Kids:
None
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English
Humor:
Campy (Cheesy),
Goofy,
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic,
Slapstick
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I rarely drink
Want kids?:
Probably not

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
I"m currently in a relationship (he helped me create this profile), so I"m not looking for a relationship or hooking up, either. However, my ideal partner has as many moods as I do, has some meat on his bones, is emotionally stable and independent, and can take me as easily as I can take him (in as many ways as possible).
Age of partner from:
20
Age of partner to:
40
Appearance:
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be:
Average,
Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?:
What he does with it is what matters

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
Butt
Body Type:
Average
Height:
5 ft 11 in (180.34 cm)
Weight:
190-199lbs (86.18 kg)
Eyecolor:
Blue
Hair Color:
Blonde
Hair Length:
Short
Facial Hair:
Beard
Body Hair:
Average
Pubic Hair:
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms
Body Decorations:
None
Glasses or Contacts:
Glasses
Sexual Diseases:
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Bi-Sexual
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Butt Play,
Dominance/Discipline,
Exhibitionism,
Food Play,
Group Sex,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Leather,
Making Movies,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Naturism/Nudism,
Phone Sex,
Public sex,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Role Playing,
Sadomasochism,
Threesomes,
Toys
Sex, How often?:
At least once a week
Most Erogenous zones?:
Butt,
Ears,
Neck
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Butt,
Ears,
Neck
Dirty talk during sex?:
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Locations:
A movie theatre,
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
The beach
Making home videos/pics:
Have a growing collection

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Butt plugs/probes,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play:
Chocolate sauce,
Peanut butter,
Popsicles
Bondage Gear:
Collar and leash,
Gags,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Harnesses
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
Bondage,
Cumshots,
Interracial,
Gay,
Hard,
Rimming
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
Wish my partner would watch with me,
With a partner,
With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?:
Often

Movies

Oh man, I love all bad movies, especially bad horror films. They are a lot like come*****s, because they are just awful. I love most come*****s, for that matter. Good fan of action and drama as well. An abridged version of some of my favorites include Clue, Connie and Carla, Crash, Spaceballs, Splatter Disco, Splice, Sin City, Jackie Brown, Killer Condom, Dark City, and many... many others.

Hobbies

My main hobbies are playing video games (mainly rpgs), reading, teasing my friends, and going on random drives.

Books

I really enjoy Paulo Coelho, Clive Barker, anything quirky like the books of rewritten classics, and I have an unusual affection for Anne Rice... not sure why. There are a lot more books that I really enjoy, but, the names don"t come as easily to me as the movies. So just ask, although I don"t expect to be asked.

Music

I love Lily Allen, MSI, TSO, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, pretty much anything from the 90"s, Paul Simon, Nirvana, anything that would make me laugh with the lyrics... well, pretty much everything I find that isn"t rap or country. Neither of those genres tend to hold my interest much.

Activities (25)

Preview from VIDEO

A random mood

My ass was very hungry, and to the point that I even decided to make a video. It's been a...

Length:
8:36
Viewed:
6637
Rating:
99%

GermanFunPack has uploaded a new Video

1 year ago GermanFunPack
Preview from VIDEO

Suddenly horny before work

It had been a while since posting, so I finally got the urge to post another video. Nothing...

Length:
2:56
Viewed:
8382
Rating:
98%

GermanFunPack has uploaded a new Video

1 year ago GermanFunPack
Preview from VIDEO

My new toy

My bf got me a new toy back on my birthday, and I took a bit of a liking to it. I would much...

Length:
1:25
Viewed:
3030
Rating:
98%

GermanFunPack has uploaded a new Video

2 years ago GermanFunPack
Preview from VIDEO

Jerking off before work.

I haven't uploaded anything in a while, which is mainly because I've been wanting 'guests', but...

Length:
2:46
Viewed:
16006
Rating:
99%

GermanFunPack has uploaded a new Video

2 years ago GermanFunPack
Preview from VIDEO

A quickie

The first time, it was side-ways, and I didn't notice till after I uploaded it. So, I reloaded...

Length:
1:19
Viewed:
9833
Rating:
98%

GermanFunPack has uploaded a new Video

2 years ago GermanFunPack
Preview from VIDEO

10 day load

I tried to wait as long as I could... which is, apparently, about 10 days. I couldn't help...

Length:
3:16
Viewed:
17595
Rating:
98%

GermanFunPack has uploaded a new Video

3 years ago GermanFunPack

Comments (217)

Pagenfeld

1 month ago Pagenfeld

Thank you... very cute...

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quietbear

9 months ago quietbear

Wow, nice profile and geat set of videos. We hae a body type in common and the expressions on your face are intense. Friend request approved! I found some new favoriate videos. :)

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cubchunk

10 months ago cubchunk

Still get hard watching your videos dude.

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imad1984

1 year ago imad1984

thank you for the accept sexy man

 

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