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Open to anything except:

Turn Offs

cutting/*****ing/piercing, *****/*****, *****ren, *****s.

About myself

Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Marital Status:
Single
Kids:
None
Time spent online?:
Several hours a day
Languages:
English
Social Orientation:
Liberal
Humor:
Clever,
Obscure,
Dry/Sarcastic
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a non-smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a light social drinker

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Short, slim, attractive *****-type-thing with some emotional issues but a ***** libido.
Looking for:
Female,
Bi-Couple,
TS/TG/TV
Age of partner from:
18
Age of partner to:
26
For Activities:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies,
1-on-1 sex,
Discreet Relationship,
Group sex(3 or more),
Bondage & Discipline,
Cross-Dressing,
Miscellaneous Fetishes,
Other "Alternative" Activities
Appearance:
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be:
Trimmed to be neat,
Completely shaved
Tobacco Preference:
I dont want my partner to smoke,
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
Alcohol Preference:
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly,
I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily,
I want my partner to drink lightly

Physical Profile

Body Type:
Athletic
Height:
5 ft 7 in (170.18 cm)
Weight:
120-129lbs (54.43 kg)
Eyecolor:
Brown
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Hair Length:
Short
Facial Hair:
Moustache,
Goatee
Hairy Bodyzones:
Arms,
Chest,
Treasure trail,
Legs
Body Decorations:
Earrings
Glasses or Contacts:
Either
Allergies:
Nothing at all!

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Interests:
Books/Reading,
Collecting,
Cooking,
Motorcycles,
Movies (watching),
Music/Concerts,
Painting,
Playing cards,
Television (watching)
Entertainment:
Comics/Anime,
Computer games,
Live music/Music,
Movies/Film,
Gambling,
T.V./Videos/DVDs,
Theater/Arts
Television Shows:
Anime,
Arts & Entertainment,
Cartoons,
Documentary/Learning,
Dramas,
Movie Channels,
Sci-Fi,
Sit-coms,
Stand Up Comedy
Movie Categories:
Action,
Adventure,
Classics,
Comedy,
Drama,
Independent,
Musicals,
Porn,
Romance,
Science Fiction
Music Styles:
Alternative Rock,
Blues,
Classic Rock,
Hard Rock & Metal,
Indie,
Jazz,
Miscellaneous,
Punk,
Rock 'n Roll
Favorite Books:
Biographies,
Fiction,
Non Fiction,
Sci-Fi
Sports Orientation:
Not Interested
Exercise:
Exercise regularly

Work & Living Environment

Career/Job:
Self-Employed
Work:
Self Employed
Food:
American,
Chinese,
Fast food,
French,
Japanese,
Italian,
Mexican,
Pizza

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Sexually Daring:
I'll try most anything once
Sexual Activities:
Blindfolds,
Butt Play,
Crossdressing,
Dominance/Discipline,
Fisting,
Food Play,
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Handcuffs/Shackles,
Making Movies,
Massage,
Mutual Masturbation,
Receiving Anal Sex,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Strap-Ons,
Threesomes,
Toys
Sex, When?:
Afternoon,
Mornings,
Weekends,
Evenings,
Noon,
Late Night,
Weekdays
Sex, How often?:
All the time
Most Erogenous zones?:
Belly,
Butt,
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck
Practice Safe Sex:
Yes
Role-playing fantasies:
Belly,
Butt,
Ears,
Inner thigh,
Lips,
Neck
Dirty talk during sex?:
Entirely depends on my mood
Locations:
A moving vehicle,
In the nature,
A dressing room,
A swimming pool/hot tub,
My bed,
My yard,
The beach
Making home videos/pics:
Have a few pics of myself
Nightlife:
Bars or pubs

Sexual Accessories

Toys:
Sometimes
Toys Which?:
Anal/Climax beads,
Butt plugs/probes,
Clit stimulators,
Cock ring,
Dildos/Vibrators,
Strap-ons,
Vaginas,
Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play:
Bananas,
Carrots,
Cherries,
Chocolate sauce,
Cucumbers,
Frosting,
Ice,
Ice cream,
Jello,
Peanut butter,
Popsicles,
Pudding,
Strawberries,
Whipped cream,
Food is for eating!
Bondage Gear:
Blindfolds,
Collar and leash,
Handcuffs/shackles,
Harnesses,
Silk scarves,
and more!
Porn Movies, Which?:
Amateur,
Anal,
Bisexual,
Cumshots,
Interracial,
Fetish,
Gay,
Gonzo,
Hard,
Lesbian,
Rimming,
Teen (18+),
Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?:
By myself,
With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?:
Often

Activities (28)

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Comments (83)

desertts

3 years ago desertts

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4 years ago Disabled Account

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4 years ago yeah_whatever25

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