Male, User (8 votes) 100%

There she stands on the floor, colder than ice

Video games, sex, wine, music, wine, sex, films, gigs, books, wine, video games, sex, photos and wine :) I"m a *****gy-straight *****, I"m a total pop-culture geek so I guess I"m seeking like minded individuals as xtube friends but that"s not a prerequisite, it"d be nice 1f u don tawk lik dis too! Decent/like-minded music taste is also an attention grabber :) I"m not above emoticons, I like spooning too

Turn Ons

Asses, small to large! Rimming, anal, geeks, oral sex-giving and receiving, piss play, teens, being a dom and having degrading sex, face slapping, tit slapping, ass slapping, asshole slapping, pussy slapping, neck *****, hair pulling, nipple twisting degrading sex :) "Treat her like a queen, fuck her like a slut"

Turn Offs

Feces, *****s, people that are too skinny, angry sex, Jenna Jameson, extreme perves that give regular perves a bad name, bigotry, bad music taste, bad hygiene, Bono

About myself

Marital Status:
Tobacco Consumption:
I'm a heavy social smoker
Alcohol Consumption:
I'm a heavy social drinker
Want kids?:
No way

About my Partner

Ideal partner:
Strong, geeky as fuck, video gamer that takes no ***** in life and is a total sub in bed
Looking for:

Physical Profile

Best Feature:
I like all my bodyparts!
Body Type:
Hair Color:
Facial Hair:
Body Hair:
Pubic Hair:
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Body Decorations:
Body Piercings,

Sexual Interests

Sexual Orientation:
Sexually Daring:
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Sexual Activities:
Giving Anal Sex,
Giving Oral Sex,
Mutual Masturbation,
Receiving Oral Sex,
Sex, When?:
Late Night,
Sex, How often?:
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex:
Dirty talk during sex?:
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics:
Have a few pics of myself

Sexual Accessories

Porn Movies, Which?:
Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, How often?:
All the time!


Let The Right One In, [REC], [REC]2, Jacob"s Ladder, Fire Walk With Me, The Room, Frankenfish, anything by Herzog or Kubrick, Possession(1981) The Thing, The Thing From Another World, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers(original), Predator, Kraken-Tentacles Of The Deep, Nosferatu, Event Horizon, Alien, Aliens, Alien Abduction-Incident In Lake County, Dream Home, oh and porn obviously, anything made by and/or starring people like Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Kimberly Kane, Justine Joli, April Flores, Madison Young and Claire Adams, all very swoony la*****s


Singing, dancing, sexing, *****pto*****logy, paranormal stuffs, UFO"s, getting up sa*****ay morning, going down to the coffee shop and staying there for hours *****ing lots and lots of coffee while catching up with friends, bitching about bands I hate, making music, making fun of conservatives, making more fun of liberals, *****ing red wine, *****ing nom nom whiskey on the rocks, black coffee! Gaming, mostly console, my favourite series is Silent Hill followed closely the Resident Evil series even though both of them are getting a bit questionable, Resident Evil games are ALL about the action now(whatever happened to the cool puzzles?) and Konami are having less to do with making the new Silent Hill games as they"r slowly being developed more and more in the west, yuck! I"m sorry but ONLY the Japanese can make amazing Survival-Horror, anywho the best Silent Hill game in my opinion(don"t get me wrong, they"re ALL AMAZING) is Silent Hill 3 which also has my favourite score out of any video game, quite possibly, ever, Akira Yamaoka FTW! The Best Resident Evil game, in my opinion of course, is the remake of the first Resident Evil which was released exclusively on GameCube, it was a fucking fantastic experience and the scariest Resident Evil I"ve ever played.


Mostly I read paranormal non-fiction and stupid books on *****pto*****logy, check out Open Skies, Closed Minds by Nick Pope, it"s really good!


Heaps and heaps of ***** but mainly Italo Disco and Akira Yamaoka intermittent with the trashy mainstream pop stylings of Katy Perry"s Teenage Dream-the best song in the world, ever

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4 years ago itsasweetie

so smoking man ....thanks for the cruise and invite  -you do know that now you have to come back to visit me to say hi, right? cuz I figure there must be something you want to see again ;-)

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5 years ago soult

i'd love to ***** some wine and have fun with someone like you

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5 years ago Disabled Account

I fucking adore your profile

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5 years ago Disabled Account

you're amazing! we gotta be friends! :D

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