you dirty little slut
Here are the rules for contacting me from now on.
1) Be female. I can tell when you're a man posing as a woman. I've been at this game a while. Men are morons. This is why you can't get laid, men. You're stupid.
2) State your age. Be 18 or older. If you do not wish to state your exact age and you are 18 or older, tell me you are 18 or older.
3) Send a pic, preferably of your asshole or cunt, with xxxcomandante handwritten somewhere, on your ass, on a card, pissed on a white carpet, anything.
email me firstname.lastname@example.org. Skype xxxcomandante. Be 18 or older. Adults only, I have a no tolerance policy.. I absolutely do not play with anyone under the age of 18, even just playing online. Please respect that.
For the unsophisticated. this is PLAY...very consensual, very adult online play. I am not a predator, I only play with consent with adult women. My best play partners are very strong, mature, intelligent, adult women. Some of you like to tease, some of you want me to take the wheel the whole time. But the gloves are off, I will go as far as you want to. And you know you want to you filthy fuck puppet slut..
Pouty little princesses. Piss Sluts. Cum Sluts. Big Butts.
Men. That means you will not get a response if you message me and you are a man. Duh. Comment away dudes, but I don't care, never did.
Girls under 18. Anyone pretending to be a girl under 18. Anyone who asks me for money.
music, writing, reading
I like it.
lots of em
BA/BS (4 years college)
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I drink every night
About my Partner
Sense. of. humor. I have a type: creative, morally loose, funny, and hyper-sexual girls of all shapes and ages. I tend to attract this kind of woman because of my personality (I am fucking hilarious) and libido (I am a fucking pervert) and my respect for them. I love women and I love talking to them and fucking them and making them laugh and cum.
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
Size doesn't matter at all
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily, I want my partner to drink lightly, I want my partner to drink heavily
5 ft 6 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
I'll try most anything once
Age Play, Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Humiliation, Making Movies, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Doctor/Nurse, Doctor/Patient, Jailer/Prisoner, Master/Slave, Priest/Confessionalist, Stranger/stranger, Teacher/Student
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Bars or pubs
Willing to experiment
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Busty women, Cumshots, Gonzo, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
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