I'm one sarcastic motherfucker, a Taurus, & writer.
Maturity, Sarcasm, Experience, Age, Leather, Roughness, Role Playing, Lingerie, Intelligence, Being Open-Minded...
Immaturity, Loudness, Being Judgmental...
Nine Inch Nails.
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Spiritual but not religious
Campy (Cheesy), Clever, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a heavy social drinker
About my Partner
A clone of myself.
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Bondage & Discipline, Cross-Dressing, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily, I want my partner to drink heavily
5 ft 3 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Antiques/Collectibles, Arts/Museums, Books/Reading, Cooking, Healthy living, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Painting, Photography, Playing cards, Politics, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing
Computer games, Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, Symphony/Opera, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts, Wine tasting
Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Movie Channels, News, Reality Shows, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Soap Operas, Soft Porn, Stand Up Comedy, Talk Shows, Variety Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Classics, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Romance, Science Fiction, Thrillers, War, Westerns
Alternative Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Folk, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Indie, Industrial, International, Jazz, Latin, Miscellaneous, New Age, Opera, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul, Rap, Reggae, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Best Sellers, Biographies, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Non Fiction, Romance, Sci-Fi, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
Less Than $25,000
Live with roommate(s)
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian, Vietnameese
I'll try most anything once
Age Play, Blindfolds, Butt Play, Crossdressing, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Food Play, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Sadomasochism, Strap-Ons, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
3-5 times a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Breasts, Butt, Fingers, Hands, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Nurse, Doctor/Patient, Gravedigger/Corpse, Jailer/Prisoner, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Master/Slave, Police/Civilian, Priest/Confessionalist, Prisoner/Prisoner, Stranger/stranger, Teacher/Student
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Fetish parties, Adult theatres, Raves, Strip clubs
Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Apple pie, Bananas, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Frosting, Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Popsicles, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Chastity devices, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Masks, Medical gear, Paddles, Silk scarves, Whips
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Bisexual, Bondage, Fetish, Gay, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Soft, Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
Once or twice a week