Because bigger is better!
TO THE PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON INTERROGATING ME FOR FRIENDING YOU IN A SPACE THAT HAS NO CONNECTION TO REAL LIFE: block me now and save us both the hassle.
To whom it may concern:
This profile is for making friendships and networking.
I will add you at my discretion if you spark my interest: be it your fetishes, intellect, creative pictures or that you are tolerable enough for my taste.
I owe you no further explanation.
My time is valuable and extremely limited. I may not read your entire profile. I may not return correspondence. It is my experience that only a small percentage of the profiles are genuine and or active, and I stopped wasting my time trying to find the real ones.
I travel frequently so don't be surprised or discouraged if you find out I live half way across the world from you. You may discover that I enjoy making my trips interesting in a more personal context.
For the people that are interested I'm an INFJ on the Briggs Meyer personality chart otherwise known as a protector. Google it to find out what kind of a man I am.
I believe in freedom of sexual expression and presentation. My expression and presentation demand that the only people servicing my cock are cis WOMEN. The remainder should NOT contact me for sex. Period.
Feel free to message me and confirm you are not a fake profile.
**Skype/ : ThirdLegProduction**
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My wishlist http://amzn.com/w/3H673US966FLS
Big tits, small tits, petite, skinny, athletic, teen, ebony, latina, asian, BDSM, breeding, forced orgasms, sex in public, threesomes, receiving big cock worship, hair pulling, slapping, biting, hairy pussy, polygamy
obesity, bad hygiene, heavy smokers, ignorance,
Gym, weightlifting, running track, travel, 420
Principia, Art of war, Principe, quran, bible, torah,
Time spent online?
A couple times a week
English, Dutch/Nederlands, French/Francais, German/Deutsch, Italian/Italiano, Portuguese/Portugues, Spanish/Espanol
Goofy, Clever, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
Kids, How many?
More than 3
About my Partner
Pretty petite woman with a nice rack
Female, Lesbian-Couple, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I dont want my partner to smoke, I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
6 ft 1 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Business networking, Business news, Computer Games, Computer programming, Cooking, Fashion, Gardening/Landscaping, Healthy living, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Nightclubs/Dancing, Painting, Photography, Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Dancing, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, Theater/Arts
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Documentary, Fantasy, Horror, Porn, Science Fiction, War
Alternative Rock, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance & DJ, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Indie, Latin, Miscellaneous, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul, Rap, Reggae, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Biographies, Fantasy, History, Magazines, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Self-Help, Travel
Work & Living Environment
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian, Vietnameese
I'll try most anything once
Age Play, Blindfolds, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Phone Sex, Public sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Sadomasochism, Threesomes
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Ears, Lips, Neck
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Nurse, Jailer/Prisoner, Master/Slave, Prostitute/Client, Sergeant/Ensign, Stranger/stranger, Teacher/Student, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A rollercoaster, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
I AM a pornstar!
Bars or pubs, Night clubs, Fetish parties, Dungeon clubs, Strip clubs
Clit stimulators, Cock ring
Food for play
Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Paddles, Silk scarves
Porn Movies, Which?
Bisexual, Bondage, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gonzo, Hard, Lesbian, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner
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