General Info

Slish Slash Splish Splash


I love to piss my pants because it makes me feel good/complete/horny.

I like to cum in my pants too.


Wetside meets Dryside
I am a gay guy out to close friends and family members. I enjoy the outdoors, hiking, running, good music and good food especially Mediterranean. I am looking for guys to wet myself with while out on hikes or in private.


My Two Pence on Camming
I did this one to one with guys too distant to meet personally but it offered no substitute for a real encounter. If anything it just fueled frustration and so offered no real benefits. I am flattered by the invites but it is not for me.


Thanks for reading this far.

Turn Ons


Strength, dependability, loyalty, frot, slippy slimy precum. Pisspants, deliberate, not accidental or due to incapacity. Romance

Gear I Like:
Clothes that show off strong hairy thighs especially old school short shorts coupled with sleeveless shirts show me those hairy arms and shoulders. Tight jeans that show the package. Business suits,sneakers,shiney boots,white socks and ball caps.

Turn Offs


Degradation and humiliation. Sounding, saline and anything else involving medical equipment/supplies/procedures. Unwashed bodies and bad personal hygiene. Immaturity.

Movies


O Brother Where Art Thou
L4yer Cake
Anything by Tarentino, Richie or the Coen Brothers.
Midnight Express
In The Name Of The Father
American Beauty
Crash (both of them!)
Personal Services
Beautiful Thing
Underworld
Being Human (BBC TV).

Hobbies


What? Oh clean ones, right!

Woodwork.

Camping and hiking.

Running. It keeps me fit amid my mid life crisis and offers a cheaper subsitite compared to buying a Harley. Plus I get to wear the shorts/sleeveless top combo and sweat so all round not much to complain about. It also helps to keep my weight down while I stuff my face with pizza.

Sitting in a deck chair under a warm sun with a glass of something cool and a good book (or Amazon Kindle) nearby.

I am becoming an ageing hippy, and laying out on the grass staring up at the stars or clouds is a good way to spend a while.

Music


Most Motown and 60s/70s Northern Soul
Kirsty MacColl (Telented angel voiced singer/songwriter sadly lost too soon. No one comes close)

Books


Chris McDougall: Born To Run (a drop dead life-changing read).
HG Wells: War of the Worlds (love Jeff Wayne"s musical re-telling as well).
John Wyndham: The Kraken Wakes (War of the Worlds on happy pills).
Bill Weintraub"s prose regarding the anal sex part of the homosexual lifestyle (or in summary anything you wanted to know about FROT, but were in too much pain to ask)

About myself

About my Partner

Physical Profile

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Work & Living Environment

Sexual Interests

Sexual Accessories

twoshades_uk's Photos (3)  (1 - 3 of 3)  
1 year ago
3 years ago
4 years ago

black nylon shorts pisspants
11 months ago
PissPants in running gear
1 year ago
Gymshorts PissPants
1 year ago
PissPants - Levi 501s
3 years ago
PissPants Pair Up
3 years ago
PissPants in new black trackies.
3 years ago
Sit down PissPants
3 years ago
Jeanspiss Hike
3 years ago
Piss My Aussiebum Shorts
4 years ago
Wrangler jeans wetting
4 years ago
Love Wetting
4 years ago
Pissing my new Levi 512 jeans
4 years ago
More Pissing my Wranglers - literally.
4 years ago
Pissing my new Levi 501s.
4 years ago
Pissing my Wranglers - literally.
4 years ago
Pissing My Shorts
5 years ago

twoshades_uk's Favourite Videos (166) (1 - 4 of 16)  
twoshades_uk's Favourite Videos (166) (5 - 8 of 16)  
twoshades_uk's Favourite Videos (166) (9 - 12 of 16)  
twoshades_uk's Favourite Videos (166) (13 - 16 of 16)  
Getting Bigger
3 years ago
cum shorts
3 years ago
Cum in underpants
3 years ago
For S.R.U. guys
3 years ago
outside
3 years ago
Evening shower
3 years ago
Swimwear load
6 years ago


43 Comments
You need to Log in or Sign Up to post a comment.
You need to Log in or Sign Up to post a comment.

Top Comments



Top Comment #1 by: mexfriend1
2 years ago

Hi friend! Just looking guys in jeans no matter if they're wet or dry. But after reading your profile I glady see that there are signs of intelligent life in this space, cyberspace.

likes
Top Comment #2 by: 24zandro
10 months ago

fuck!!! i love your vids 

likes

All Comments



3 months ago

Horny piss fucker...

likes
6 months ago

so wet so hot!

likes
8 months ago

Thank you for accepting! You have great wetting videos and photos and would love to see more in the future!

likes
8 months ago

Thanks for accepting my invite mate.
Much appreciated~!  :)

likes
9 months ago

____$$$$$__________$$$_____$$$________
__$$$___$$$_________$$_____$$_________
___$$$_______________$$___$$__________
_____$$$______$$$$$___$$_$$__$$$____$$$_
_______$$$___$$___$$___$$$____$$____$$__
________$$$_$$$$$$$___$$__$$__$$____$$__
_$$$___$$$_$$________$$____$$__$$___$$__
___$$$$$___$$$$$$$__$$$____$$$___$$$$$__
____________________________________$$__
______$$$$____________$$$$__________$$__
____$$____$$________$$____$$_______$$___
_$$$________$$____$$________$$____$$____
______________$$$$____________$$$$__pissing !

likes
10 months ago

fuck!!! i love your vids 

likes
1 year ago

you have some great short shorts.

likes
1 year ago

Love your vids mate.  Very very HOT

likes
1 year ago

Hey mate, you and your vids are sooooo bloody hot and horny. thankyou

likes
1 year ago

Good to see you mate xx :)

likes
1 year ago

Luv the hairy legs in the profile pic!

likes
1 year ago

sexy pissing man!

likes
1 year ago

Your piss vids are fucking hot..... hope to see more.... and I would love to see one in shorts.....

likes

Hi and Thanks for the friendship it's good to meet you :)

I hope that you enjoy my pics and vids!!
If you're on Twitter you can follow me @BadDoggyUK

likes
2 years ago

Cool vids.

likes
2 years ago

love all your content. perfect!

likes
2 years ago

Great Videos.

likes
2 years ago

The vid's and profil is hot ;-)

likes
2 years ago

Thanks for your message too friend. You are nice and friendly. Pity we arfe very far appart, but close enough to say hello now and then.

likes
2 years ago

Hi friend! Just looking guys in jeans no matter if they're wet or dry. But after reading your profile I glady see that there are signs of intelligent life in this space, cyberspace.

likes
2 years ago

Lov ta make out with ya anyday, while pissin' on each other!

lllllllllllllllllllD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0"*/

 

 

likes
2 years ago

Hey Bud Fuckin Hot!

llllllllllllllD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

likes
2 years ago

       Your vids are HOT!!!!  I totally blew my load watching them. I will be watching them again and again!! Keep up the good work.

likes
3 years ago

Tanx m8. ur vids are an inspiration! mart

xx

likes
3 years ago

Hey baby i miss our hot piss jeans session on cam ...look in my videos i post our last piss and condom session ;-)

likes
3 years ago

Thanks for your nice comment and glad you have you as a friend - Hugs - Dean.

likes
3 years ago

Damn hot pics and vids, bud!   (Nice fav savs too)  Thanks for posting.

likes
4 years ago

LOVE your videos.  Wish I weren't on the other side of the proverbial pond.

likes
4 years ago

Wow. Just discovered your videos. Love watching the piss flow down the legs of your jeans.

likes
4 years ago

Love watching you piss your jeans!!!!

likes
4 years ago

Love your vids, I revisit them often.  Love the wet jeans.

likes
4 years ago

Thanks for the add sexy!

likes
Showing Comments 1 to 32 of 43
Previous     1   2     Next

twoshades_uk - Male , 48
Live Chat:
login to chat
 
 

Rate ME!

97 votes

Woking, United Kingdom
Member for 8 years
Sexual orientation: Gay
 
Stats
Friends:
314
Subscribers:
98
Viewed Videos:
156,000
Ratings:
97
Viewed Photos:
3,059
 
 
 

twoshades_uk's Groups (10) 
1 year ago
1 year ago
2 years ago
3 years ago
4 years ago
5 years ago