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Oh boy have things changed since I first wrote this. Wowza. There is very, -very-. little that does not turn me on in some capacity. So really, plug anything into this section that isn't in "Turn offs" and you're good to go. Seriously--even body types. I LOVE me my big boys, but I'm also fine for my scrawny fuckers. As the song goes, "Black, White, Asian, Puerto Rican, I don't care..." Well, that's not true, I've totally a soft spot for non-white guys, especially black guys. But all are welcomed!
Children, condoms, castration (of my bits), amputation (of my limbs), permanent brands/marks/tattoos (of my skin), cuckolding (of my dude), snuff, and sissification. That's literally about it. Everything else is totally on the table. I mean everything else. I've thought pretty hard about it and tried a lot of it, and these are the ones I'm not even willing to give a shot, and I'm pretty open.
Requiem for a Dream, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?, Pleasantville, Short Bus, Snakes on a Plane, Labyrinth, Plunkette & Macleane, Reefer Madness, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Fifth Element, Kung Pow, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, The Cabin in the Woods, Jennifer's Body, Koyaanisqatsi, She's Too Young, The World is Not Enough, Zoolander.
Vary from time to time--I love walking around in the outdoors, preferable in places where it's easy to get lost like the woods. I've been running for a bit and that's fun, but I'm nowhere near where I'd like to be with that. Same with rock climbing. I play some video games in my spare time, but otherwise nowadays I spend a lot of time on mTurk or other places to make miniscule amounts of money.
It's all good. And I mean that. I like thing I can bob my head to, even some Top 40 of the day crap is good to listen to every now and again. I dig a variety of music, so there really isn't anything in specific that calls to me.
John Dies at the End, Requiem for a Dream, Fahrenheit 451, Valis, Dr. Faustus, The Count of Monte Cristo, Lord of the Flies...I need to start reading again. Apparently I'm limited to high school level curriculum.
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Sexually, someone who is confident in whatever turns them on and willing to share it with me. Or maybe they just want to explore it with someone else. Just someone who is wiling to put in to what turns their crank and not give a shit what others have to say about it.
Romantically, I've found him.
Male, Bi-Couple, Gay-Couple, TS/TG/TV, Group
1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
Size doesn't matter at all
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily, I want my partner to smoke lightly, I want my partner to smoke heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily, I want my partner to drink lightly, I want my partner to drink heavily
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 4 in
Unshaved and bushy
Arms, Bikini line, Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs, Everywhere
Nose Rings, Cock Piercings, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Cooking, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Photography, Playing cards, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, Gambling, Symphony/Opera, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Music Channels, Movie Channels, Reality Shows, Sci-Fi, Stand Up Comedy, Variety Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Classics, Comedy, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Film-Noir, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers, Westerns
Alternative Rock, Blues, Broadway & Vocalists, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Folk, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Indie, Industrial, International, Jazz, Latin, Miscellaneous, New Age, Opera, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul, Rap, Reggae, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Fantasy, Fiction, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
$25,001 to $35,000
Live with spouse
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Persian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vietnameese
Favorite sexual fantasy
I"ll get back to you on that one :P
I'll try most anything once
Age Play, Blindfolds, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Food Play, Gangbangs, Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Phone Sex, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Sadomasochism, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Butt, Ears, Feet, Lips, Neck, Nipples, Toes
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Patient, Jailer/Prisoner, Master/Slave, Police/Civilian, Priest/Confessionalist, Prisoner/Prisoner, Prostitute/Client, Sergeant/Ensign, Stranger/stranger, Teacher/Student, Trainer/Dog
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A rollercoaster, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My desk at work, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Night clubs, Fetish parties, Adult theatres, Dungeon clubs, Raves, Strip clubs
Willing to experiment
Anal/Climax beads, Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Penis extensions, Swings, Vaginas
Food for play
Apple pie, Bananas, Carrots, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Jello, Peanut butter, Popsicles, Pudding, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Blindfolds, Chastity devices, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Nipple clamps, Paddles, Penis/Scrotum clamps, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bondage, Cumshots, Interracial, Gay, Hard, Mature, Rimming
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
I'm thinking about getting another piercing...?
For my first fucking vid should it be...