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Strange Jerk in a Strange Hand


Disclaimer: If Mary Poppins got knocked up during an impromptu lunchtime dark rite in the men's room at Lowe's by The Horned God in the earthly disguise of Mike Brady, and their spawn was switched with the baby of perfectly nice Christian people who thought they'd get grandchildren someday, that practically-perfect-except-for-the-demon-spawn-part changeling would be Studdio.

Studdio's a diabetic coma of sweetness, light and unconditional lurve. He shits fucking rainbows. He bought into all that kumbaya shit at Summer camp, when he wasn't fantasizing about his counselor's hairy ass bouncing into the Valhalla of the group shower. He tries to show courtesy to the anonymous and unaccountable internet users to whom such a thing would never occur, not out of magnanimity, but because he considers most people to be less fortunate than himself; he is habitually honest, not out of virtue, but because he's killed too many brain cells to remember any lies he might make up. He will allow almost anyone to take advantage of him, not out of generosity, but to determine who to cut off.

Studdio's husband likes to call him a "Dirty Whore." It gives him a boner. Studdio likes to call himself a "fag." This gives HIM a boner. To make matters worse, Studdio was accidentally impressed with a perverse Jesus/Hot Pastor fetish around the vacation bible school years, when turning the other cheek also turned out to give him a boner. It's all about the boner. You either get it or you don't.

Studdio is genuinely bewildered by how easy it is to offend people with amateur porn, as if they came expecting Oprah's book club. He is sorry if he offends you, (although what he regrets is not so much your offended state as the fact that anyone with the hypocrisy to act offended about anything they see on an amateur porn site isn't seeking therapy rather than posting flames directed at someone as nice as Studdio,) unless, of course, he was actually going for that; chances are he wasn't, though, and sometimes he's just a fucking moron. Hope at least one of you is smart enough to know which of these is true in your case.

Hobbies


Masturbation
Sex with Others
Exhibitionism
Leading my Flocks to Enlightenment (see previous.)

Music


Kraftwerk
Retro Latin
Showtunes
Dead Divas

Books


Stranger in a Strange Land / Robert Heinlein
The Erotic Traveler / Sir Richard Burton
On the Road / Bob Kerouac
A Hundred Years of Solitude / Gabriel Garcia Marquez

About myself

About my Partner

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

studdio's Photos (1)  (1 - 1 of 1)  
3 weeks ago

Alex Feeds Me Ass for 2 Hours
3 weeks ago
Tribute Jizz on BillyB
3 weeks ago
Alex as Urinal
2 months ago
Alex Arrives
2 months ago
Dick Dance
2 months ago
Keep suckin that dick...
3 months ago
Suck n' Chat
3 months ago
New Friend Breeds Me
3 months ago
Bear trap part II
5 months ago
Bear Trap
5 months ago
Wank, Goon, Cum
5 months ago
It's Alive
5 months ago
jackerguy 2
5 months ago
jackerguy 1
5 months ago
Sucker Bob part 3
5 months ago
Sucker Bob 2
5 months ago

studdio's Favourite Videos (1) (1 - 1 of 1)  
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Top Comment #1 by: PullHard
6 months ago

Awesome set of low hangers for me to sniff!  Hot avatar with your legs spread open wide and that PA!  Woof!

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Top Comment #2 by: greenelthrtop
5 months ago

Damn!  Hot man.  I've been a fan of yours for several years!

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2 weeks ago

LOVE the funny

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3 weeks ago

Hey hot stud, miss you on CB.

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1 month ago

Please make more videos! =P

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1 month ago

Awesome videos!!

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1 month ago

Like your vid's thanks for sharing,  love those lowhanging balls, MMMMM

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1 month ago

HOT like your vid's thanks for sharing, WOOF

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1 month ago

i want you doing your sensual dance in my mouth, love to see u moving, pleaseeee moooore, do a video moving ur hips with ur hard cock

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1 month ago

Your attitude just turned me off

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2 months ago

You're amasing sexy, man !
And so hot videos

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2 months ago

thanks for your email, I sent you one back, and I'll find some pics of me with longer hair.

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2 months ago

thanks for add sexy :-)

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2 months ago

Hello. Thanks for the add. I like your videos a lot.

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2 months ago

HOT MAN!!! Ever in Los Angeles? I wanna service you!!!

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2 months ago

HAIL the fucking masturbated COCK man. beautiful vids.

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2 months ago

Nice Videos!!
 

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2 months ago

my skype:  codymings

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4 months ago

You make the real man foreskin slide back on my bator shaft and I throw a boner when I watch you get so fuckin stooped with your penis.  You do great really dumb sex with yourself.

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5 months ago

Thanks for the add--hot videos!

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5 months ago

http://www.xtube.com[/b]

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5 months ago

Damn!  Hot man.  I've been a fan of yours for several years!

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6 months ago

long time no see

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6 months ago

Thanks for the add

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6 months ago

Awesome set of low hangers for me to sniff!  Hot avatar with your legs spread open wide and that PA!  Woof!

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1 year ago

superbe....

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1 year ago

Thanks for the add guy! ;p

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1 year ago

hot work guy!  thanks for the add!

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1 year ago

Thnx - Wanna Jack of together in the near future? ( add me on Skype: lars---dk ) 

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2 years ago

A1 vids my bro... good to see other passionate comitted bators out there who get it... DAMN IMPRESSIVE HOT MEN!

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2 years ago

Hot video's Estuddio...  

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3 years ago

http://www.xtube.com thanks for accepting my friend invite....

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