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Strange Jerk in a Strange Hand


Disclaimer: If Mary Poppins got knocked up during an impromptu lunchtime dark rite in the men's room at Lowe's by The Horned God in the earthly disguise of Mike Brady, and their spawn was switched with the baby of perfectly nice Christian people who thought they'd get grandchildren someday, that practically-perfect-except-for-the-demon-spawn-part changeling would be Studdio.

Studdio's a diabetic coma of sweetness, light and unconditional lurve. He shits fucking rainbows. He bought into all that kumbaya shit at Summer camp, when he wasn't fantasizing about his counselor's hairy ass bouncing into the Valhalla of the group shower. He tries to show courtesy to the anonymous and unaccountable internet users to whom such a thing would never occur, not out of magnanimity, but because he considers most people to be less fortunate than himself; he is habitually honest, not out of virtue, but because he's killed too many brain cells to remember any lies he might make up. He will allow almost anyone to take advantage of him, not out of generosity, but to determine who to cut off.

Studdio's husband likes to call him a "Dirty Whore." It gives him a boner. Studdio likes to call himself a "fag." This gives HIM a boner. To make matters worse, Studdio was accidentally impressed with a perverse Jesus/Hot Pastor fetish around the vacation bible school years, when turning the other cheek also turned out to give him a boner. It's all about the boner. You either get it or you don't.

Studdio is genuinely bewildered by how easy it is to offend people with amateur porn, as if they came expecting Oprah's book club. He is sorry if he offends you, (although what he regrets is not so much your offended state as the fact that anyone with the hypocrisy to act offended about anything they see on an amateur porn site isn't seeking therapy rather than posting flames directed at someone as nice as Studdio,) unless, of course, he was actually going for that; chances are he wasn't, though, and sometimes he's just a fucking moron. Hope at least one of us is smart enough to know which of these is true in your case.

Hobbies


Masturbation
Sex with Others
Exhibitionism
Leading my Flocks to Enlightenment (see previous.)

Music


Kraftwerk
Retro Latin
Showtunes
Dead Divas

Books


Stranger in a Strange Land / Robert Heinlein
The Erotic Traveler / Sir Richard Burton
On the Road / Bob Kerouac
A Hundred Years of Solitude / Gabriel Garcia Marquez

About myself

About my Partner

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

studdio's Photos (2)  (1 - 2 of 2)  
6 months ago
8 months ago

The Three S''s
2 days ago
Just a Cumshot
2 weeks ago
Studdio Demonstrates How to Deepthroat a Man's Cock
3 weeks ago
Quick Clips: Suck, Fuck n' Feed
2 months ago
Tribute to IOUT4FUN
3 months ago
Overhead Cum Shot
3 months ago
Jorge of the Gungle pt.2-Down n' Dirty
3 months ago
Jorge of the Gungle pt. 1-Pineapple POV
3 months ago
Unintentional Carjacking Vid
3 months ago
Pool Towel Cum On Public Cam For DC2Go
3 months ago
Just a Cum Shot.
4 months ago
You can't not suck this
6 months ago
Crotchfeeder's Chowtime
6 months ago
cum facial
6 months ago
Cirque du So Gay (zee acrobats weel now fuck in 2 chairs...)
7 months ago
Cum Hits the Wall
7 months ago

studdio's Favourite Videos (1) (1 - 1 of 1)  
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Top Comment #1 by: PullHard
1 year ago

Awesome set of low hangers for me to sniff!  Hot avatar with your legs spread open wide and that PA!  Woof!

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Top Comment #2 by: nipplefreak
2 months ago

Really turned on by the kind of hot obscene sex that you do.

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2 weeks ago

Hot vids and pics

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1 month ago

i need to get fucked by you, mister

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2 months ago

Really turned on by the kind of hot obscene sex that you do.

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2 months ago

The way you explained yourself is bloody hilarious!!! Hot vids btw

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3 months ago

I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT YOU SEXY

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3 months ago

Thanks for accept the friend request, buddy. Glad you enjoy my vids, and yes, would be great make a movie together someday!! Hot profile and stuff, congratulations and Keep sharing, cheers!!

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3 months ago

More Alex please!!!!!

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3 months ago

Exhibitionism is so fuckin hot, man! Love it!

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3 months ago

dear spawn of poppins and more: this is otter from ivisit/ now whidden on xtube.  a thrill to find the hot n nasty demon child in action ...as always

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3 months ago

thanks for the add, Sexy!

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5 months ago

hot vids and profile

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6 months ago

Fuckin' Hot Vids!

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6 months ago

Nice profile man!

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6 months ago

I love your stuff

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7 months ago

LOVE the funny

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7 months ago

Hey hot stud, miss you on CB.

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7 months ago

Please make more videos! =P

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8 months ago

Awesome videos!!

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8 months ago

Like your vid's thanks for sharing,  love those lowhanging balls, MMMMM

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8 months ago

HOT like your vid's thanks for sharing, WOOF

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8 months ago

i want you doing your sensual dance in my mouth, love to see u moving, pleaseeee moooore, do a video moving ur hips with ur hard cock

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8 months ago

Your attitude just turned me off

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9 months ago

You're amasing sexy, man !
And so hot videos

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9 months ago

thanks for your email, I sent you one back, and I'll find some pics of me with longer hair.

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9 months ago

thanks for add sexy :-)

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9 months ago

Hello. Thanks for the add. I like your videos a lot.

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9 months ago

HOT MAN!!! Ever in Los Angeles? I wanna service you!!!

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9 months ago

HAIL the fucking masturbated COCK man. beautiful vids.

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9 months ago

Nice Videos!!
 

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9 months ago

my skype:  codymings

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11 months ago

You make the real man foreskin slide back on my bator shaft and I throw a boner when I watch you get so fuckin stooped with your penis.  You do great really dumb sex with yourself.

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1 year ago

Thanks for the add--hot videos!

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