General Info

Fat dude with a small pecker


Late-40's single male. As my user ID implies, I'm a fat guy with a smaller than average penis. I can't say I'm happy about that, but neither am I ashamed. It is what it is. On the plus side, I do have a lesbian-certified tongue (been told that I "eat pussy like a bitch", which is a Good Thing).

I've discovered an exhibitionist side that I never knew existed, and am really enjoying exposing myself on the Internet.

IF YOU LIKE MY PICS OR VIDEOS, PLEASE RATE THEM! VIEWS ARE GOOD, RATINGS ARE GREAT, COMMENTS ARE EXCELLENT.

Sexual orientation

I'm straight.

Being bi would double my chances of getting a date, but I'm just not feeling it. I sometimes like watching other fat and/or small dick guys, so I can't claim 100% hetero purity, but the key word is watching. I'm not interested in doing anything. When it comes to doing, my desires only run towards women.

My orientation determines who I want to fuck, not who my friends are. I get along with everybody.

I'm flattered that anybody is getting off on my body. All positive messages, comments, and even dirty thoughts are welcome. I just want to "keep it real" with my gay/bi friends and avoid any hurt feelings. Sexual energy directed my way is certainly appreciated, but can't be reciprocated.

My profile on other sites

http://xhamster.com/user/smldkphatass
http://imagefap.com/profile/smldkphatass

If you like the things on my favorites list here, check out the other sites too.

Just Say No

There are some things I'm just not interested in. Please don't ask.

Meet ups - I keep my "real life" and my "online life" completely separate.
C2C, Skype, etc. - I edit everything I upload so my face isn't visible. Too much risk with live cam.
Chat, IM, etc. - I'm really just here for the porn!
Tribute videos - Sorry, just not my thing.

Friend requests

I decline 99% of invitations from people with empty profiles.

I accept 99% of invitations from people who've made some effort to fill out their profile and have some content. Ideally, "content" would include both original uploads and favorites. Uploads aren't absolutely required, but you'll need a really interesting favorites collection.

Turn Ons


I'm an unabashed vagaholic. I love eating pussy! I've never met a pussy I didn't like, but a nice bush, large labia and/or big clit really gets me going.

I admire feminine beauty in all shapes, sizes, ages, and races, but I have a particular attraction to BBW women in their 30's and 40's.

Interested in spanking, both giving and receiving (but more on the receiving side).

Love seeing pics/video of fat people enjoying themselves. The media constantly tells us that we should be ashamed of our bodies. They want us to stay hidden and out of public view. Fuck that!

Turn Offs


Scat.
Blood (especially my own!).
Small Penis Humiliation (SPH).
Anal sex, or any other kind of anal play.

About myself

About my Partner

Physical Profile

Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies

Sexual Interests

Sexual Accessories

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Jerking on the Patio
1 months ago
Rubbing One Out
1 months ago
Small Dick, Big Load
2 months ago
Chub Scrub
2 months ago
It Ain't Gonna Jerk Itself
2 months ago
Chub in a Tub
2 months ago
Peeing on the Patio #3 - Bonus clip
2 months ago
Peeing on the Patio #3
2 months ago
Small dick peeing 15
4 months ago
Closeup jerkoff
5 months ago
Doing The Stroke
5 months ago
Quick wank and cum
6 months ago
Red Bull goes in, Pee comes out
6 months ago
Fat Ass in the Shower
8 months ago
Coffee goes in, Pee comes out
8 months ago
Jerkin' on the side
8 months ago

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Floaty Boobs
4 weeks ago
peeing on mirror
2 months ago
Pinka Squirts
2 months ago
fingering a black..
2 months ago
Buzzing my horny ..
3 months ago
For a special girl
3 months ago
pt2
5 months ago
masturbating with..
7 months ago
pussy wet
3 months ago
chica masturbandose
3 months ago
first time squirt..
4 months ago
The Way I Like My..
3 months ago
Bailando desnuda ..
3 months ago


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Top Comment #1 by: smldkphatass
1 year ago

THANK YOU!  THANK YOU!  THANK YOU!  THANK YOU!

I want to thank everybody who has rated my videos, left comments, or sent a PM.  I've received a lot of positive energy, and damn it feels good!  I can't respond to every comment, but please know that I really appreciate all the kinds words.

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Top Comment #2 by: SexyBBW__
6 months ago

hooooot

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4 days ago

You are an absolutely gorgeous and handsome holt  guy! I would so lobe to admire you and love you!

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1 week ago

Your so damm SEXXY...I'd love to give you an "Oral Exam" !

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1 month ago

Thank you for the invite ;-) x

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1 month ago

u r so hot

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2 months ago

thanks for the add. awesome vids also
 

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2 months ago

love your body....veeeeery hot vids. Wish i could meet a chub like you real

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2 months ago

you are so hot.....i love you

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2 months ago

You are hot!!

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3 months ago

ur body is soooooooooooooooo sexy!!!!

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5 months ago

Great videos and I enjoyed reading your profile. 

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6 months ago

hooooot

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6 months ago

you have a perfect body  <3

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7 months ago

Your last vid is awsome. Moooore

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7 months ago

thank you for the favourite *kisses all over*

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8 months ago

hot new vids bud!

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8 months ago

You might like my wet hairy pussy

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8 months ago

Hi sweetie!!! Thrilled you found me again! missed talking with you - XOXOXO!!

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8 months ago

you can suck my clit anytime!!

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8 months ago

Hello sexy <3

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8 months ago

Nice Boys. I like.

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8 months ago

thanks for add sexy ...;)

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9 months ago

Thanks for the ad! I really like your videos. :) I do appreciate bodies in all shapes. I just favorite the ones with meat on them. ;)

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9 months ago

mmm mazing stuff :)

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10 months ago

I know I'm not your typ, but I do send my salute for your great sexy videos!

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10 months ago

extra hot

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10 months ago

very hot

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11 months ago

thank you very much for the friend invite....

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1 year ago

thanks for the request mate, happy to accept from such a hottie!

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1 year ago

Amazing Vids man. You are too hot...!!!

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1 year ago

Cute cock. ;3~

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1 year ago

love it

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