Fat dude with a small pecker
Mid-40's single male. Been surfing XTube anonymously for several years, and finally decided to create a profile. As my user ID implies, I'm a fat guy with a smaller than average penis. I can't say I'm proud of that, but neither am I ashamed. It is what it is. On the plus side, I do have a lesbian-certified tongue (been told that I "eat pussy like a bitch", which is a Good Thing).
I've discovered an exhibitionist side that I never knew existed, and am really enjoying showing off on the Internet.
IF YOU LIKE MY PICS OR VIDEOS, PLEASE RATE THEM! VIEWS ARE GOOD, RATINGS ARE GREAT, COMMENTS ARE EXCELLENT.
Being bi would double my chances of getting a date, but I'm just not feeling it. I sometimes like watching other fat and/or small dick guys, so I can't claim 100% hetero purity, but the key word is watching. I'm not interested in doing anything. When it comes to doing, my desires only run towards women.
My orientation determines who I want to fuck, not who my friends are. I get along with everybody.
I'm flattered that anybody is getting off on my body. All positive messages, comments, and even dirty thoughts are welcome. I just want to "keep it real" with my gay/bi friends and avoid any hurt feelings. Sexual energy directed my way is certainly appreciated, but can't be reciprocated.
My profile on other sites
If you like the things on my favorites list here, check out the other sites too.
Just Say No
There are some things I'm just not interested in. Please don't ask.
Meet ups - I keep my "real life" and my "online life" completely separate.
C2C, Skype, etc. - I edit everything I upload so my face isn't visible. Too much risk with live cam.
Chat, IM, etc. - I'm really just here for the porn!
Tribute videos - Sorry, just not my thing.
I decline 99% of invitations from people with empty profiles.
I accept 99% of invitations from people who've made some effort to fill out their profile and have some content. Ideally, "content" would include both original uploads and favorites. Uploads aren't absolutely required, but you'll need a really interesting favorites collection.
I'm an unabashed vagaholic. I love eating pussy! I've never met a pussy I didn't like, but a nice bush, large labia and/or big clit really gets me going.
I admire feminine beauty in all shapes, sizes, ages, and races, but I have a particular attraction to BBW women in their 30's and 40's.
Interested in spanking, both giving and receiving (but more on the receiving side).
Love seeing pics/video of fat people enjoying themselves. The media constantly tells us that we should be ashamed of our bodies. They want us to stay hidden and out of public view. Fuck that!
Blood (especially my own!).
Small Penis Humiliation (SPH).
Anal sex, or any other kind of anal play.
Not that I know of
Time spent online?
I never log off
Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
FFA - must desire my fat body, not just tolerate it.
Has a kinky side (but not too kinky, or I won't be able to keep up!).
Not a tobacco user (other vices negotiable).
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat
I dont want my partner to smoke
5 ft 10 in
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Blues, Classic Rock, Hard Rock & Metal, Rock 'n Roll
Walking to the car is enough for me
Practice Safe Sex
Clit stimulators, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators
Food for play
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