Just here to have a little fun. ;-)
Well, I"m a stand-up comedian, and I"m a Wiccan. I have strong libertarian leanings. And I love porn, which is why I"m here.
I"ve got a few pictures in my private section, if any ladies are interested. ;-)
Goths chicks. Gingers. Squirters. Bi-Females. Teens / Loli.
I love cartoon porn. I love strip games and sex games. But nothing is better than watching a woman fingering herself and cumming. ;-)
I LOVE tits ï big ones, small ones, round ones, pointed ones... just as long as they"re real.
Pain, Scat and Blood are my definite no-nos.
I"m also not a very big fan of tan lines or implants.
Anything by Tim Burton, Mel Brooks, Monty Python or the Marx Brothers.
Some of my other favorites include Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, Dracula, The Hunt for Red October, The Phantom of the Opera, Clash of the Titans, Wrath of Khan, Jason and the Argonauts, The Craft, 1776, Pan"s Labyrinth, The Crow, The Dark Crystal, Practical Magic, The Quick and the Dead, Pink Floyd"s The Wall, The Princess Bride, and the list goes on and on.
Writing. Performing stand-up. Casting spells. Watching Youtube. And of course, jerking off.
Mostly Heavy Metal and Classic Rock. But I"ll listen to almost anything except country and rap.
Inkubus Sukkubus is my all-time favorite band.
Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.
American Gods, by Neil Gaiman.
The Universe in a Nutshell, by Stephen Hawking.
One of these days, I"d like to start reading Terry Pratchett"s Discworld series, since I enjoyed the movie adaptations.
Current college student
Time spent online?
I never log off
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I don't drink at all
About my Partner
Someone fun, intelligent, kind and beautiful, and has a great sense of humor. Witches and Pagans are a bonus. Caucasians preferred. Brunettes and redheads are a definite plus. Average height and weight, and under 40. Bisexual women (preferably open to three-ways) are another added bonus. MUST be free of disease and hard drugs. Non-smokers preferred. Preferably no kids.
Either live in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area, or else be willing to travel.
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I dont want my partner to smoke, I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont want my partner to drink, I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
5 ft 10 in
Arms, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Coffee and conversation, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Politics, Travel/Sightseeing
Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Soft Porn, Stand Up Comedy, Variety Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Classics, Comedy, Documentary, Fantasy, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Electronic/Techno/House, Hard Rock & Metal, Miscellaneous, New Age, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Erotica, Non Fiction, Science/Technology
Walking to the car is enough for me
Work & Living Environment
Less Than $25,000
American, Chinese, Fast food, Pizza
Favorite sexual fantasy
A nice game of strip poker (or strip any game), gradually moving on to wagering sexual favors.
A partyhardcore-type bar, with a whole roomfull of horny bisexual women, some good music, and me naked and being passed around like a piece of meat.
A three way with a pair of sisters, or a mother-daughter team.
I can go on and on, but those are some of my favorites.
Age Play, Blindfolds, Exhibitionism, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Phone Sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Patient, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Priest/Confessionalist, I'm not into role playing
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a few pics of myself
Bars or pubs, Night clubs
Willing to experiment
Food for play
Blindfolds, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Masks
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bondage, Busty women, Fetish, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Soft, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
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