General Info
Just here to have a little fun. ;-)
Well, I"m a stand-up comedian, and I"m a Wiccan. I have strong libertarian leanings. And I love porn, which is why I"m here.
I"ve got a few pictures in my private section, if any ladies are interested. ;-)
Turn Ons
Goths chicks. Gingers. Squirters. Bi-Females. Teens / Loli.
I love cartoon porn. I love strip games and sex games. But nothing is better than watching a woman fingering herself and cumming. ;-)
I LOVE tits ï big ones, small ones, round ones, pointed ones... just as long as they"re real.
Turn Offs
Pain, Scat and Blood are my definite no-nos.
I"m also not a very big fan of tan lines or implants.
Movies
Anything by Tim Burton, Mel Brooks, Monty Python or the Marx Brothers.
Some of my other favorites include Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, Dracula, The Hunt for Red October, The Phantom of the Opera, Clash of the Titans, Wrath of Khan, Jason and the Argonauts, The Craft, 1776, Pan"s Labyrinth, The Crow, The Dark Crystal, Practical Magic, The Quick and the Dead, Pink Floyd"s The Wall, The Princess Bride, and the list goes on and on.
Hobbies
Writing. Performing stand-up. Casting spells. Watching Youtube. And of course, jerking off.
Music
Mostly Heavy Metal and Classic Rock. But I"ll listen to almost anything except country and rap.
Inkubus Sukkubus is my all-time favorite band.
Books
Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.
American Gods, by Neil Gaiman.
The Universe in a Nutshell, by Stephen Hawking.
One of these days, I"d like to start reading Terry Pratchett"s Discworld series, since I enjoyed the movie adaptations.
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haha ...somehow I don't see you in an office -but I bet we could find a desk somewhere (:
good boys always get what they want for Christmas..hehe -lovely to see you cruising by, cher ;-)
haha ...stand up, eh? Well you certainly fell down the rabbit hole here. Thanks for the cruise, cher. Hope you saw something to make you tingle -and that would be as in opposed to laughing out loud ;-))
I couldn't aggree more. I also joined to see real amateurs. I hope that the owners of the site find a better way to handle this.
i get that a few times too , plus when i try to add to profile comments too .
I'm having the same problem. I've not been able to watch a complete video for some time now.
Ciao Caro! Maybe ya ladies want a man on man vid; like men like pussy on pussy vids! I know allota ladies rub their clit watchin normal men fuck each other! Maybe we can put out a line of vids for the ladies to enjoy!
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Thanks for the comment on my blog, I was actually looking at your page the other day. You really are too funny! Great career choice 
Hey thanks for the add and the comments, i'll be adding more soon so please keep in touch.
Models weren't always 'wire hangers'. I understand what you're saying, but I would like to see more diversity. Do It think it should be a goal to be thin or thicker? No.
Yes, I noticed right away after joining Xtube that the guys love it all!! There's something for everyone. I have often thrown a barb or two at the jackasses that leave comments like the ones you listed (Eww, haven't they heard of a razor, her tits are too big, etc.) That drives me nuts. Why take the time to make a nasty comment if hairy pussies aren't your thing? I know! Cause they're a troll!
Anyhow. I had fun reading your blog. ^_^
hi do u like to see me cum in cam.. pm me here firstthen i give my yahoo.. i like 1 on 1 session.. ill wait yah..
Hey, thank you for voting on our poll cum by and leave us some ... feedback 
Thanks for your input on my poll hun...now what can I do for your pole? hehe
True, that video was way too short but had it been longer, her face was going to be shown and I didn't want to do that.
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