General Info
I Heart Penis!
Versatile wolf who LOVES self-pleasure & amateur porn! (I found my place in life.
) Just here lookin 4 dudes to dick around with. Not literally. I don"t meet folks in person.
I love hairy bodies. The more, the better! Oddly, my other favorite type are emo boys who are usually shaved clean. I think I"m fascinated with the dichotomy between masculine and feminine types within the same gender. On occasion, there is that rare sighting ofïthe crossbreed: a hairy emo. They"re about 1 in a thousand, but they"re there. And very special. (love and kisses to twinkemopunk808)
Hello toïall my sexy friends. I love you, and thanks for uh...keeping me busy!ïïï
I HEART BOOBIES!!!
Turn Ons
The thing I love most is people who enjoy their own bodies. So in general, solo vids of all types are my fave. Self-facials, piss (drinking), anal toys, self-fist, and gunge vids get me off.
Also, I"m not gonna mince words: I adore Fatsos. Everything about them. The bigger, the better.
BODY HAIR!!! Urine play, skate shoe/sneaker worship, Wide leather belts w/ Big Buckles. intergenerational sex, emo boys, jocks, boarders, boys in beaters, fat mushroom dickheads and urethras, piercings (esp. snakebites), tattoos, cock rings, ball stretchers, butt plugs, dildos, fisting, cock/ball torture, gaping holes, favorite flower=a blooming rosebud.
I HEART Canadian, Jewish, and/or Asian boys.
boobies (M & F), titty fuck (M & F), str8 porn (on occasion). I love "gagging" videos.
Turn Offs
It"s criminal to shave other than one"s face (except for medical, professional, or competitive reasons. I take this VERY seriously, to the point of a neurosis. Emos and of course, sissies, are exempt from this becos being hairless is a big part of their identity.
My nephew shaved his pubes once and I didn"t speak to him for two weeks
One time, I had a medical test where they shaved patches of my chest to attach the electrodes. I had a panic attack. Of course, it grew back in a matter of days. I"m neurotic on this issue, but don"t we all have something?
Other turn-offs:
Over-produced porn (esp. w/ blaring music and/or rubbers), moles, sounding (yikes!), vaginas.
Movies
American Beauty, Paranoid Park, A Beautiful Mind, Into the Wild, Babel, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly .
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ïStryker Force, amateur porn
Hobbies
Masturbation
Music
Literally everything. My sweet spot runs in the Triple A & "coffee house" genres. Dishwalla, U2, Ryan Adams, Shawn Colvin, Patty Griffin, Mary Chapin-Carpenter, Freedy Johnston, Cracker, Jack Johnson, Gomez, Crowded House, Modest Mouse, OAR, Richard Ashcroft, Guster, Death Cab For Cutie, Innocence Mission, Coldplay, Spoon, Snow Patrol, Mike Doughty, Better Than Ezra, Shawn Mullins, Weezer, Dave Matthews Band, Ben Harper, Blues Traveler, Foo Fighters, Doves, Rufus Wainwright, Wilco, John Mayer, Lisa Germano
Books
Paranoid Park (Blake Nelson), The Burden of Proof (Scott Turow), A Density of Souls (Christopher Rice), Cry to Heaven (Anne Rice), A Man in Full (Tom Wolfe)
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All Comments
Thanks for the friend request! Love that my video made into your favourites!
Thanks buddy for the gift, my mushroom wants to cream all over your butch, hairy chest, woof!
oh you're too kind 
it was your sexy chest that made me invite you. thanks for liking me too!
Thanks for the friend request and adding my pix and vid to your favorites. You've got some nice pix there!
Hey my sexy man! Thanks for the gift and for friend adding....welcum aboard! May lots of cum come your way...
Nice hot cock and furry chest, stud! Would love to get messy with you, stud!
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Hi from one Sharkboy to another.